January 23, 2011
Dear Diary,
Well, my crazy-dumb-no-good-dirty-rich-evil cousins are here and when I say here, I mean HERE INSIDE OUR HOUSE! Great-Uncle Fiske had refreshments served up first. Burgers, Fries, Milkshakes, Shrimp sandwiches and skewered Lobster and Buffalo. The burgers, fries and the milkshakes are for the Holts. Do you see them eating the kind of stuff the Cobras, oh sorry, the Kabras eat?
Heading downstairs in a few seconds to find out who I pick…Cue dark music here.
With all the lovey-dovey love I can muster,
Dan