January 24, 2011
Dear Diary,
My life is over. It's officially over. I, Daniel Arthur Cahill, can no longer show my face in any public place except the video game and the baseball cards stores around the block. Apart from that, I will become a house hermit and will no longer go out of my home.
Do you want to know why?
I PICKED NATALIE KABRA AS MY SECRET SANTA!
Thank you Great-Uncle Fiske. Thank you for ruining my life.
With all the lovey-dovey love I can muster,
Dan