January 25, 2011

Dear Diary,

So I thought about it and I realized getting Natalie Kabra isn't so bad. Great-Uncle Fiske told us there was a limit to the gifts we were going to buy. They had to be below a hundred dollars. Everyone's eyes widened at this and Natalie almost fainted. Ian had to get her monogramed NK smelling salts out of her Prada tote and let Her Majesty sniff it.

"There are things you can buy for a hundred dollars?" Natalie said in that annoying voice of hers

Even Jonah was surprised.

Shopping starts tomorrow. I don't know who Amy picked (SHE WON'T SHOW ME!) but since Nellie and I are on speaking terms (Forced by Great-Uncle Fiske, mind you) she showed me hers.

Nellie picked Eisenhower Holt.

With all the lovey-dovey love I can muster,

Dan