a/n: Thank you for everyone who favorite and alerted! Especially Twilight Gleek and Emily for reviewing! Reading those made my day! So I worked really hard on this chapter so I hope you like it…just so you know, it's kind of finishing the "Never Been Kissed" episode but not really, like the mash up competition applies but there's not much about it. Plus I didn't mention Beiste or Kurt & Blaine….I'm gonna try to work in Klaine at some point because I love them. Anyways, I'm done babbling so enjoy!
Disclaimer: I do not own Glee or its characters
Chapter 2
Puck couldn't believe he was at school at 7:30 AM.
It's like a ghost town in here.
"Noah! Nice to see you following instruction!"
"Whatever, Berry."
"You were kidding about not knowing your homeroom, right?"
Puck raised his eyebrows.
"Well then, since it's alphabetical, I assume you're in Brittany's homeroom, so follow her."
"Sure, Berry." He started to walk away.
"Oh, and Noah?"
"Yes?"
"I've checked with all of you teachers, and if you skip class, I'll know. See you in glee."
Shit. She's got all the bases covered.
Puck couldn't help but laugh at the surprise on all of his teacher's faces when his seat was filled. It wasn't like Puck never went to his classes, he went just enough to pass. He usually left class early because of "headaches".
Rachel abducted him at lunch and made him sit by her.
"So, Noah, which notebook do you use to write down your assignments?"
Puck raised his eyebrows.
"Right. Well, here. I collected all of your assignments for you. From now on I expect you to be writing them down. I will be going home with you to make sure you get them done."
"Jeez, Berry, you're taking over my life."
"I wouldn't have to if you didn't feel obligated to steal ATMs from convenient marts."
Touche.
"I'll see you after school Noah."
With that she walked away.
How can anyone be that annoying.
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At glee practice the boys performed a mash up of "Stop! In the Name of Love" and "Free Your Mind"
As Puck was leaving, Rachel followed closely behind.
"I assume you can provide transportation."
"Um, for what?"
"For getting to your house."
"You were serious about that."
"I don't joke about academics, Noah."
"Whatever, Berry. Get in the car."
When they arrived at the Puckerman house, Puck parked his car and just sat in silence for a couple minutes.
"Well, are we going to go inside?"
"What...?...Um, yeah. Just don-can you just not talk to my mom, Berry?"
"That's ridiculous Noah. I can't ignore my hostess."
"Fine. Just don't tell her that you're Jewish, because the second she finds out that I brought a Jewish girl home, she'll be planning our wedding."
"Whatever you say, Noah." Rachel said, giggling.
"Ma, I'm home!"
"Who's your friend?"
"Hello Mrs. Puckerman. I'm Rachel Berry. Nice to meet you."
"Are you Leon and John's daughter?"
"I am."
"Noah, why didn't you tell me you had a Jewish girlfriend?"
"I don't Ma. She's my 'mentor'. Can you just go so we can study and she can leave?"
"You're going to study?"
"Against my will."
"Oh Rachel, you are a god send."
"Okay ma, bye!"
"Alright, Alright!"
"I told you not to tell her you're Jewish."
"If you recall, Noah, I didn't. She knows my Dads. And please refrain from calling me by my surname."
"Whatever, Berry."
Rachel rolled her eyes.
"Alright Noah, where should we start?"
"I don't know."
"Let's start with spanish, seeing as we have a test tomorrow."
"We do?"
"Yes. Do you ever pay attention?"
"No."
"Whatever Noah. Let's begin with some irregular verbs. Give the imperfect subjective form conjugation of the verb Saber."
"Um..."
"Okay then, why don't you take a look at it for a while and then I'll ask you."
"Ok."
A few minutes later:
"Okay, now give the conjugation of Saber."
"Alright, um...supiese or supiera, supieses, supiese, supiesemos, supieseis, supiesen."
"That's right!"
"Overexcited much?"
"Shut up, Noah."
The rest of the night continued much like this. With Puck spending most of his brainpower trying to get on Rachel's nerves.
"So, you have all of your work done and we studied for Spanish, so it looks like we're done."
"Yupp."
"You do realize that I require transportation home, right?"
"Yeah, let's go."
The first few minutes of the ride were very awkward and silent.
"So how does it feel?" Rachel said.
"What?"
"Knowing that you have all your work done and prepared for the test."
"I don't know. What kind of question is that?"
"Aren't you relieved that you won't have to make excuses and get an incomplete?"
"I don't really care that much."
"How can you not care about your education?"
"I just don't."
"What about college?"
"Not going."
"Why not?"
"Berry, you're my 'mentor' not my therapist, can you just stop."
"Sorry."
"Whatever, we're here."
"Bye Noah."
"Bye Berry."
a/n: That was longer than I thought it was...anyway did you enjoy it? I apologize if the Spanish was wrong...I'm going into French 4 so I have no idea about anything spanish, I used google so I'm sorry if it's wrong. So please please review...it really helps me. I don't know how quick my next update will be...definitely not tomorrow, but possibly tuesday. I'm gonna stop talking now...Review!
