Past Arc: The Origin of Shadre Shakamara
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Sorry for the delay. Got distracted by Halo Reach. BEST GAME EVER!
Last chapter you may have been surprised when Captain Yamamoto recognized Shadre and called him "Lieutenant Shakamara". In this Past Arc that and any other question you may have about Shadre might be answered.
Aprox. 115 years ago...
It was a beautiful morning in the soul society and surprisingly quiet in the 11th squad's barrack. The lieutenant was fast asleep in his barracks when he was woken by the chirping of birds. The man picked a long zanpakto and swung onto his back and stepped outside. He made his way to the courtyard and saw that it was still early since no one was training. He saw a passing soul reaper and walked over to him. He then asked "Hey, can you tell me what time it is" The soul reaper answered "I think it's about 8:55" Shadre then began to freak out, and went back his room to grab his lieutenant's badge. "Oh no, the one Lieutenant's meeting this month, and I'm gonna be late" Shadre said as he hastily put on his lieutenants badge and flash stepped in the direction of the meeting room for the lieutenants. After a few flash steps he arrived at the lieutenant's meeting room. He let out a sigh of relief and walked into the lieutenants meeting room. As he walked in he was met by a sandel to his head. He rub the spot on his forehead where he was hit, and said "Good morning to you to Snaggletooth" In front of him stood a girl with blonde pigtails ,the lieutenant of the 12th division, Hiyori Sarugaki. Hiyori then had a vein sticking out of her forehead and said "For the last time, don't call me Snaggletooth" She then swung her sandal at him again but Shadre stopped it and said "sorry, but you caught me off gaurd last time, but not this time" He let go and Hiyori snatched it back saying "Whatever" Then a woman with black hair and glasses walked over saying "I see you two are already fighting" "Morning Lisa" Shadre responded to Lisa Yadomaru, lieutenant of the 8th division. Lisa then said "Good to see you Shadre, I've been meaning to ask you if you wanted to go drinking with me and Shunsui tonight" Shadre then responded saying "It would be an honor to have a couple of drinks with you and Captain Shunsui. But I just won't get drunk" Lisa then asked "Why not, you should relax and get so drunk you'll be hung over for a week" Shadre then responded saying "Well that's the problem It takes about 80 drinks to make me tipsy, so it would take about 450 to get me drunk" Lisa just stood there stunned by what he said and Hiyori asked "What are you?" They stood in silence for a moment. Then Lisa broke the silence saying "I heard that Captain Hiroka is getting a liuetenant to replace his last. He'll be here later tonight" Shadre looked down and said "It's a shame about what hapened. At least he went down fighting, and against a horde of Gillian no less. He fought to last breath" Then the 1st division lieutenant walked in and the meeting started.
After the meeting...
Shadre left the meeting room and made his way back to the Squad 11 barracks. On his way there he was stopped by a familiar face. "Captain, on your way back to the barracks from the Captain meeting" Shadre said to his captain while still walking. His captain then said "Squad 5 is getting a new liuetenant you know. I want you to show him around, teach him the ropes" "Well... Ok Captain. When will he be here" "7 'o clock, at the gates of our barracks" His captain responded. They arrived at the barracks and went their separate ways. The Squad 11 Captain then thought "I wonder why he hesitated, oh well"
Later...
The new lieutenant walked to the gates of the Squad 11 barracks. He had brown hair, glasses, and was wearing his lieutenant's badge. Shadre came out and asked "Are you the new lieutenant?" "Yes, Sosuke Aizen, the new Squad 5 lieutenant" Shadre shook his head and said "Okay follow me" Aizen with a puzzled look on his face asked "Where are we going?" "Drinking. I was invited by Lieutenant Lisa to go drinking with her and Captain Shunsui, and since I have to show you the ropes, you're going too" Shadre responded. Now Aizen looked at Shadre with astonishment and asked "We're going drinking with Captain Kyoraku?" Shadre then said "Let me tell ya, first rule about Captain Shunsui, never call him by his last name, he hates that. Just call him Shunsui, trust me" They were walking for long time before they got to a gate with a sign that said "Warning: Now entering Zaraki District" Aizen looked a little distressed and asked "Are we really going for a drink in the Zaraki District" Shadre smiled and said "The place may be violent, but it has the best bars and the strongest liquor. And besides, no one will mess with us, especially with me around". Aizen then asked "Why do say that?" "Let's just say Squad 11 has a reputation here for great fighters and drinkers, especially me" Shadre responded. Aizen then looked in front of him and said "I see. So is that the place" pointing at a drinking house not to far from where they were. Shadre chuckled and said "Nice observation skills" They walked to the entrance and were surprised to see how fancy it was inside compared to the rest of the district. The woman at the counter got up and asked "You wouldn't happen to be Shadre Shakamara would you?" Shadre looked at the woman and said "Yes, why?" The women opened a door and said "Your party arrived earlier and is waiting" Shadre and Aizen walked into the reserved room to find Shunsui and Lisa... and Hiyori, and Shinji, and several members of Squad 11. Shadre then looked at everyone and said "Why is everyone else here?" Shinji got up and said "We came here to see if Lisa and Shunsui can really get you drunk. We made a bet that they can't. Also we were looking for you Aizen, where've ya been" "I was gonna learn the ropes from Shadre, but I guess we're gonna have a drink with you guys" Aizen said, who was surprised to see his captain, and talking like this no less. Aizen decided to take a seat between Hiyori and Shinji. Shunsui then raised a jug of sake and said "Here's to one of the greatest lieutenants of the Gotei 13, Shadre Shakamara. And here's to drying to get him drunk. Cheers" And with that he handed saucers to everyone except Shadre who got the entire jug which was an equivelant to 20 drinks.
An hour later...
Everyone was drunk including Shadre who had around 24 and a half jugs of sake. They were all having fun and then Shunsui said "Looks like we won the bet Lisa" "So it seems. Why not let it go?" Lisa responded. Shunsui shook his head and said "Sure" Then all of a sudden Shinji slurred "I always thought you were beautiful Hiyori" Shinji then fainted. Hiyori blushed and afterwards Shadre started laughing uncontrolably before saying "Hey I'll see ya'll later. I'm too drunk as it is"
The next morning...
Hiyori and Aizen were sneaking around Squad 11 barracks. Aizen looked at Hiyori and asked "What are we doing?" "Revenge" she answered pulling out a foghorn. They broke into Shadre's room which he carefully locked to keep people out while he was trying to sleep off his hangover. As they got right at him Hiyori used a foghorn which caused Shadre to emit a scream so loud it could wake up Stark.
Far away...
Tite Kubo was fast asleep when he heard a scream. He awoke and said "Huh, what the hell"
End of Chapter
Arrancar Illustrated Book Golden
Warning mild sexual content
Gin had assembled Shadre, Nnoitora, Grimmjow, Tosen, Hallibel, Neliel, and Stark for a new game he wanted to try called truth or dare (o_O oh #*!). Once everyone was there Gin stood up and said "Good to see my friends again" Shadre then asked "Where did you get that idea?" "Oh you're so mean Shadre. And here I thought we were best buds" Gin replied. Gin then sat down and said "Anyways, the reason we are all here is to play a game called truth or dare. And..." Suddenly Gin Grimmjow was cut off by Grimmjow who said "Why should we play this game? What's in it for us?" Gin continued to say "... If you win, you can dare anyone in this room 3 times to do anything" Everyone brightened when Gin said this and he started to explain the rules "When it is your turn you can ask anyone in this room 'truth or dare?'. If they answer truth you can ask them any question and they must answer it truthfully. If they answer dare they must do any dare you tell them to do. If you refuse to answer a question or do a dare you lose. If they suceed it is then their turn. The last one left wins. Now let's begin. Nel, truth or dare?" "Dare!" Neliel answered hastily. Gin smirked and said "Play for the rest of the game without the top of your dress on" Her and Shadre blushed and Gimmjow and Nnoitora started whistling. She then pouted and said "Perverts" and began to tak of the top of her dress revealing her large plump breasts. She then said "Grimmjow, truth or dare" "Dare" Grimmjow responded. Nel then said "I dare you to eat some catnip" "Where am I gonna get some catnip genius?" Asked Grimmjow in a smartallic tone. Gin then said "Heres some right here" while pulling out some catnip from a box beside him. Grimmjow raised an eyebrow and said "Why the fuck did you have catnip in that box?" "I was planning to dare you to do the same thing, but Neliel beat me to it" Grimmjow cursed under his breath and took the catnip. He looked at it for a minute before he ingested it. The effect was almost immediate as Grimmjow started to blush his eyes drooped and he had an ackward smile on his face. He then said "Hee hee, ok Shadre, truth or dare" Shadre cautiously said "Truth" Grimmjow snickered and asked "How much is the most you and Nel have fucked each other in one day?" Shadre and Neliel both blushed and Shadre answered "27" Everyone except for Neliel was surprised at this. Shadre then looked at Gin and said "Gin, truth or dare" "Dare" "I dare you to stop smiling open your eyes for once creep" Gin said "Are you sure, it won't be pretty?" "Just do the dare" And with that Gin frowned and opened his eyes. Nnoitora puked, Stark was wide awake, Hallibel and Neliel shrieked in terror, Shadre's face beacame pale, and Grimmjow ate a half pound of catnip to calm down. Tosen simply looked around and said "What's wrong with everyone?" Grimmjow then passed out and started foaming at the mouth. Tosen got him and said "I'll take him to the doctors. After they left Gin closed his eyes, sniled, and said "Well they're out. Now Nel, truth or dare" "Truth" Nel responded. "What is the most embarrassing thing you have ever seen?" Nel looked around and said "I once saw Shadre hike to use the bathroom" Shadre blushed and said "I only done that once" Everyone laughed and Nel said "Nnoitora, truth or dare" Nnoitora said "Dare" Nel smiled and said "I dare to grope Hallibel's breast" Nnoitora nearly fainted at the idea. If he did the dare Hallibel would kill him" If he didn't he would be counted out. Either way he was screwed. He just up and said "I quit" Then Nel said "Alright since he quit, Stark truth or dare" Stark said "Dare I guess *yawn*" "I dare you to cero Gin" Gin said "Wait, what?" Suddenly Gin was hit with about 30 ceros. Stark then said "Hallibel, truth or dare?" "Dare" "Quit" Hallibel then said "I have better idea" she charged a cero and started firing them towards Stark which meant only Nel and Shadre were left. Nel said "How about we split the dares. I only want one. You can have the others" "Deal"
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