Author's Note: Sorry I didn't put the arrow thingy. Vote please!
Disclaimer: Whoa, I'm in a virtual reality, where I'm Suzanne Collins. OH MY GO- Oh. I'm back in reality. :(
"HAHAHA! You just got barfed on. You're all dirty, while I'm clean. HAHAHA!" I laugh at Ffieay. Then I pick up a wine bottle, break the end, and throw it at her. Hehehe.
While Ffieay is bleeding to death, I decide to have some fun! I walk up to the nearest person and ask, "Do you want to meet your maker?"
"Yeah, I guess."
"Good." I throw the guy out the window. At that precise moment, the slaves go faster by 900 mph.
"AAAaarrg-uh." The guy slammed into a rock headfirst. His head spurted red paint. OOHHH. I jump of the train and pour the paint into a cup. I'll give this to Peeta so he can paint. Oh wait, that happens in Catching Fire. Never mind.
Unfortunately, I pass a pile of dandelions when I run to catch up with the train. They remind me of something…
Flashback
I was walking away after I stabbed Peeta in the foot. Then, I tripped on a couple of dandelions.
"I hate you dandelions!" I screamed. Then, I took a flamethrower, and burned it. The fire caused the Fire of London. Luckily, no one found out that it was Panem, instead of London.
End of Flashback
While I was reminiscencescencingsdo, whatever it's called, I was knocked unconscious. The next day started with breakfast. I got up and ate. Then I stabbed at Aymitchhay but missed, while Peeta beat him up. Aymitchhay took the opportunity to blackmail us into doing whatever he says. Jerk.
When we arrive at the capitol, Peeta gives the finger to everyone. "One of them may be rich," he justifies. I nod knowingly.
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