Author's Note: Sorry I haven't been updating. So here's a chapter for you!

Disclaimer: *cough* I don't own the Hunger Games *cough*

As I stride toward my living place, I randomly burst into tears.

Now I've done it! Now I've ruined everything! If only I had gotten at least a D- on my last test, I wouldn't be in this mess. Oh wait, yes I would. Nnneeevvveeerrr mind.

Everyone else just ignores me insensitively. Figures. I just drank an invisibility potion.

Effie taps the back of my head and says, "Katniss, if you're inside there, come to dinner."

Apparently no one was inside because I sat there drooling for about half an hour. Luckily, Inner Katniss came back from Inner Shopping sooner than expected, so I went to dinner.

"So… Where have you-" Peeta started.

"WAIT!" I interrupted. "I know what you are about to say… wait for it… wait for it… Where have your toes gone?"

"Whoa… That's freaky!" Peeta said.

"Yeah, I know."

Ten minutes of sitting in silence later…

"I am bored." Aymitchhay proclaimed.

"So am I."

"I am as well."

"Why is everyone speaking so formally? We are all acquaintances here; therefore we may speak in the way of outlaws and crustaceans."

"Why crustaceans?"

"The writer couldn't think of a better word."

"Oh. Hey!"

"What?"

"Let's watch TV!"

"YEAH!" screamed everyone not so unanimously.

We, seeing as we are a bunch of idiots. turned on the TV. Turning on Jersey Shore, we watched intently. Then they switched shows. SHHHHHHHH went the television. The screen was alternating black and white.

"OMG! This is such a better show than Jersey Shore!"

"Yeah! There's Justin Beiber on it!" said Peeta.

"Yeah!" said Aymitchhay and Innacay.

Ffieeay and I looked at them in a funny way.

"What?"

"That's Tiger Woods having a not so T rated interaction with Usher."

"Oh. YAY!"

"No. Not yay. WAHOO!"

"WAHOO!"

Suddenly, the black and white show changed into the government created show.

"Katniss Evergreen has a 0, Peeta has a 12, …"

"WHOA!" exclaimed Peeta.

"What?" I ask.

"My booger is brown."

"No it's not. It's green!."

"Oh. Huh."

"Well Katniss, we will have to decide what your costume for the interview will be," intervened Cinna.

"A crazy psychopath with a bag of TNT, an M-16, and a waffle inside a tank?" I suggest.

"Well, let's take out the waffle."

"Awww…"

"Well that's it for our schedule for today. Lights out," interrupted Ffieeay.

I laid down and had a flashback.

Flashback

I had been struggling for about a week. I couldn't seem to get the right answers on a test. That was when I met Alegay.

"Yay! I got a 100% on my test!" said Alegay.

Hearing that, I stood up and mugged him. That was when I learned that mugging people was the way to go.

End of Flashback

By the time I finished my flashback, my brain was out of gas, so I fell asleep.

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