WARNING... WARNING... WARNING... (This is blinking lights)

This chapter has abuse and homophobia and it will really drain all the liquid out of your brain sexily and settle it into your underwear so you can't think straight.

Their's also some gore for the squeamish squealing ones. Embedded glass and blood and stuff. it will totally shit you bricks!

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If you want to see them blinking you got to cxheck out my blog. This second chapter with twists and turns aplenty and the again starts... 3... two... 1.. zero!

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Quorra stood up on the motorcycle, her hair whipping in the wind of their passing across the bridge and glinting in the sunlight from above.

Sam could feel his pecker getting a couple of longer just thinking about it. The sun was really bright.

She took off all her clothing and all of his and it was shredded underneath the spinning wheels of motorcycle and pavement.

Then she said, "Sorry, but something in stuck in there and I've got to floss my cooter."

Luckily, Sam had some cunny-floss in the side compartment of the motorcycle, and though they amlost crwashed from him getting it and they clipped some truck's mirror and the glass from the mirror got embedded in his hand but just a little bit and it hardly bled at all and really it mostly went numb after a couple of minutes becuz probably nerve damage but that meant it didn't really bother Sam becuz he had more important thoughts (s-x on the brain).

Quora flossed her big, puffy l-bia just like it was flossing between two teeth and Sam's eyes almost bug out of his head from the happy (and also his wood got even longer and flap harder than ever in the breeze, almost beating him off from the air motions alone).

When Quorra done finished the flossing she threw it away on the road, "Oh, yeah, I got rid of all the smegma! Now I'm clean and ready for my transformation."

In a very tiny voice, Sam said, "What is smegma?"

"Oh," Quorra said, "That is something computers have and humans do not. You would never understand becuz you are a user."

But the floss wrapped up around a tire on this other car and it didn't work very well from axle entanglement for years afterwards.

In a brilliant flash of sunlight, Quorra transformed into Zuse.

Sam was alarmed, and he say, "Quorra, are you in there?"

She said, "There is no Qourra, their is only Zuse."

Zuse was wearing his zoot suit, which was also his zeus suit.

Sam said, "no, I mean, like you possessed or something?"

Zuse said, "I told you, their is no Quorra. There is only Zuse. I'm Zuse. There never was a Quorra. It's been me all along."

"Wait," Sam said. His suspiciousness wanting an explanation: "Are you a chick or a dude?"

Zuse said, "We computers do not think in binary like you humans. What a pitiful binary notion of gender you have. My gender changes with a flip of this switch under my chin."

"Chick. Dude. Chick. Dude." Zuse said as he flipped the switch repeatedly in a bored voice.

Sam said, "Nut-Uh. Your still a dude. You've got a dude beard this whole time. And you've got a dude voice. Nuthing changed."

Zuse say, "Okay then, I take off all my clothing."

And he took it all off, even the cane.

And he had LADY BITS between his legs even though the rest of him looked like a dude.

"H-ly cr-p!" said Sam Flynn.

Sam wanted to see him flip the switch some more without clothing, so they did that for 10 minutes, and when it ended, Zuse was a dude.

Sam said, "does this mean I won't get laid by the lovely Quorra?"

And Sam cried bitter tears on the motorcycle.

Now, I know what you might be thinking, but it wasn't like that. Sam is actually a really nasty homophobe, the type that would never let a dude stick a schlong into him, no matter how many asked him to do it or how much they begged. Sam sometimes did it the other way around, but he really had a loty of discrimination and abuse for gay dudes (however he loved gay chicks even though they always kicked him in the crotch and sometimes forced him to dance ballet in a tutu).

Next time, it will be flashback, with diapers. Becuze computers don't poop so diapers are extra-sexy on them. Also the really hot s-x scene pretty soon but not next chapter, sorry.