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There is some sexual in this chapter, watch out! Also there is lots and lots of rape and some genocidal maniac talk that will probably sour your stomach and knock your socks off at the same time and one murder of someone nobody cares about and another murder of an innocent baldite. Sam sinks into the deepest disgusting depravity known to man, but he loves every minute of it and begs for more, more. That's just the way he swings becuz he's a total baddass with no limits to what he will do, unlike in the movie where he was just this pathetic wuss most of the time and basically never killed anyone or cut himself emo or anything anti-establishment like that. Down with the man! The man is down with you!

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OK more notes: on two things. I made a mistake before and Zuse doesn't actually have a beard says the TRON wiki (I'm getting Zuse confused with The Architecht from The Matrix, probably because they're both act alike and their both sexy dudes with white colour schemes and have basically the exact same role).

But I can't get rid of the beard now becuaze its realy too sexy to remove so lets just say that Zuse can grow it whenever he wants and that's why he always has it now whenever he appears.

Second issue, is not a mistake. The tittle is really "Tron Bone" but the website here don't let me change it. It gets rid of "(" and ")" every time.

Now, I was really hoping that somebuddy would photoshop the Quorra picture but nobody did, so now I'm Master Punishment and you must obey the orders of Master Punishment. Because you have failed (yes, you, who didn't photoshop Quorra) now Master Punishment puts out a decree: there will be a chapter of punishment for you miserable failures. Because you have failed, we will not yet go back to the sexy scene in the flashpresent where Sam and Quorra are about to do it on the motorcycle. Instead, you get this chapter 4 of "Tron Bone" which is sexy too, but not as much sexual as the motorcycle scene, and doesn't have Quorra in it at all.

This chapter 4 is a flash forward to after the events of the flashpresent and some other stuff happened in the meantime (it was so sexy, don't you wish you saw it?) and now Sam is in a bar and drowning his sorrows in drink after drink. So it's like a double flash forward.

Got it? Okay. Let's start then with the story.

(START OF STORY CHAPTER 4 HERE, CHAPTER IS CALLED "FLASH TO THE FUTURE")

"Get me another drink, bartender," Sam said as he sat at the long counter to the bar, the kind where they have stools where your feet don't reach the floor.

The bartender (let's say his name was Bob, becuz I don't think there were any Bobs in the movies) Bob said, "Are you sure you haven't had enough, cowboy?"

Cowboy tried to lift his head but he had too many green ducks circling around it (they were a hallucination caused by being such a beer warrior and his favorite beer was Coors Light which makes you really super drunk). Then Cowboy remembered his name was Sam.

Sam was thinking about all the really interesting and unpredictable twists and turns that had brought him to such a bar in such a place (nah nah nah, poo poo, wish you knew) and especially of how Quorra had SAVED THE WORLD. It made him incredibly depressed and emo, but not emo enough to cut himself (because cutting is bad and leads to infections or, if you cut and then hold hands with anyone, it leads to STDs).

Sam didn't have any wrist condoms and he constantly got his hand grabbed when he was on the subway, so he knew he would never, ever cut himself to relieve the unbearable pressure building up inside his brain.

Sam had tears running down his face (they were 9.7% alcohol) when thinking of what Quorra had done. Quorra had been a total hero. Sam was listening to Korn and Beetoven's 9th symphony on his iPod at the same time and it set the mood perfectly for his crybaby bawing.

When it finished, the bartender Bob wiped out Sam's glass and poured more delicious, foamy beer in it and said, "Play it again, Sam."

Sam added some tears to his beer for extra-special flavoring and then drank it all in one gulp and tasted the lime, the coconut and the salt.

Sam said, "Why? Why did it have to be Quorra? I mean, yeah, she's the chosen one and she isn't a user like everyone else or a real computer either like the Tronites who didn't get genocided, but why did she have to save the world?"

The bartender said, "Why indeed. It makes about as much sense as waking up with a severed horse head in your bed when you know d-m well you ain't kinky enough for that sh-t to go down. Besides, a horse esophagus is just too wide to be useful."

Sam said, "I'm the one who is a prissy attention-freak. I'm the one who jumps off of building becuzse I'm too bored to go to any board meeting and I'm kind of hoping the security guard will accidentally fall off the roof. I'm the one who is always editing wikipedia just the way I always see on the Colbert Show. I should have saved the world. I bet there would be people to make me king of the world and carry me around on deck chairs with sweaty, oiled hunks who carry the chair underneath me."

Sam was thinking about it some more, and then he finally had an idea about how he could steal the glory away from Quorra and have it all to himself. Implementing the plan would make Quorra obey him except for those times when Sam had her chain him to the wall and whip him with an electric whip and car batteries and hot wax.

She always bought the wax that was exactly the same color as blood so she could take photos that looked like Sam was bleeding all over the place and put them on the internet for everyone to see. Sometimes she used photoshop to edit out his balls and give him like three lady-parts in the same place. It was deliciously humiliating whenever Sam's grandparents found it by accident on his facebook page and it would leave Sam shaking and going hot and cold from all the sexy.

Sam thinks to himself, 'Maybe computers are like vampires, and they're is always an alpha wolf at the top. The alpha wolf becomes top dog by mounting every other dog. If I raped Quorra, then I become top dog and all Quorra's glory goes to me."

This was a very evil, disgusting thought.

Sam was sad becasue he didn't think Quorra would let him rape her. The problem? Quorra is such a horny chick that she always consents. Quorra knows that her hotness will go away and her boobs become limp and tiny if she doesn't s-x it up with a hunk of burning love to make her s-x juices circulate through her pineal gland. So she loves the s-x and is always hanging on Sam's shoulder and whining about "more s-x, more s-x, more s-x" until Sam gets a headache and wants to become a Buddhist monk. It was getting really sore and stinky between his legs and it was seriously draining all his chi.

Quorra reacted only by dressing as a Buddhism nun and doing those really big rosary things that monsters are always getting hit with in Haunted Junction.

Sam thinks, "But their was a way to not get Quora's permission and still have it be rape.'

Sam made a secret wink at bartender Bob and said, "I'd like some liquid courage."

Sam concentrated really hard to make sure it wasn't the gay wink becaz that had happened a few times before with male bartenders and then Sam always felt obligated to put out and went home with them and had moaning hot orgasms that he didn't really like becausez they made him feel very confused about his sexual orientation.

Bobs eyebrows raised and he said, "I'm going to call the police. You can't have me create a date rape drink. That's a horrible crime and I hope you rot in jail forever, you pissbait!"

Sam quickly shivved Bob with a broken beer bottle and pretended bob was sleeping even though he was dead. Nearly everyone was so drunk that they didn't really pay attemntion and the only people who thought maybe Bob had been murdered hated him because Bob was bald. They were bald-racists and only cared about haired people. It was really terrible and heart-breaking death for the innocent Bob, who only wanted to do the right thing and save the girl.

So Sam had to slowly kick Bob's body under the bar for hours, milimeter by milimeter, very unsuspiciously, until it was totally out of sight where only the cockroaches crawl, and those cockroaches would probably eat Bob gone completely in maybe 3, 4 days tops.

Then Sam got bartender number two to come over by crooking his finger in the secret posture and doing the non-gay secret pinky handshake and the partially-gay wink (becuz he did it wrong) and then said, "Pour me some liquid courage."

This other bartender was a mean and evil bartender named Damien Nuts so he gave Sam the date rape drink he'd asked for, but before Sam could drink it to turn himself into a rapist, Damien had his consience stab him with pity becaus rape is really going too far and he purposely knocked the drink over. The rape drink spilled all over Sam's right hand.

"We don't have any more," Damien said, so Sam shivved him too and this time pretended to walk the body to the men's toilet and pushed it out the window with a suicide note so it wouldn't cause problems later.

Unknown to Sam, the damage was already done. Sam's hand was now a rapist. The first thing Sam's hand did was trying to conspire with another bartender by speaking in sign language while Sam wasn't paying attention.

The hand said, "Hey you bartender, get me the frozen man-milk."

This was from many chapters earlier (chronilogicaly earlier, not literal chapters) when Sam had gotten really drunk in the same bar and he'd woken up on the floor with his head in a puddle of his own j-zz because he was a sleep contortionist. The bar owner had ordered the semen frozen to be DNA evidence in case Sam ever tried to lawsuit.

Now Sam's hand was planning to do something incredibly kinky with the frozen mansicle.

But this bartender wasn't obeying. What to do, what to do?

The hand thought evil rapist thoughts for a while and then began using sign language to make horrifying and disgusting insults about the Holocaust and the bartender was totally creaming his pants and intimidated by fear and so brought the white-colored icicle-shaped frozen of doom to the hand. The bartender was afraid to deal with that level of evil so he just totally let the hand have its way and stood there shaking in his boots from the unpleasant creepy factor.

The evil raping hand just casually started raping Sam and at first Sam was so drunk he couldn't really tell what was happening, but then the green ducks went away and Sam thought, 'This really feels like some kind of icicle stabbing me down there.'

So Sam looks and sees that his own hand is raping him right in the place, with his own j-zzcicle of man-milk.

The obscene hand was also doing sign language at Sam and it said, "Stop raping yourself! Stop raping yourself!"

Sam had a nervous breakdown and they had to put him in a straight jacket and take him right to the hospital.

Remember, Master Punishment is watching you! Quorra photoshop pronto or the whippings start and maybe not the sexy whipping but the other kind that is groaning in pain. Yes, maybe those four women from the undressing scene in the movie will whip each other relentlessly and scream in terror!