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Okay I show you a taste of the good stuff, just a taste, and if you photoshop then maybe I make a sexy epilogue chapter to tye it all up, okay? But also there is much more homophobic in this chapter than ever and also the sexual is turned up to over 9000 so it will prob. get you bothered and hot like crazy so maybe you can't handle it all, you wuss, and you better just turn back now becausz this chapter isn't for bawing crybabies like you, okay? But if your a badass who can stomach everything and loves the good sexual stuff without being all discriminating, then you find so much of it here that you'll probably piss your pants from joy (or your PANTIES if you've got them!). Also there is imaginary rapes!
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This is flashpresent (on the MOTORCYCLE again guys!) in case you didn't reader the author note last time, you pathetic miserable no attention span readers! (Except I'm not saying this to you great and wonderful readers who DID PAY ATTENTION becuz you guys are great and I'll add a bunch of easter eggs for you to find just for paying-attention type of readers, so say whut you find in your reviews, okay?)
(START OF STORY AGAIN CHAPTER 5)
Sam finished crying and Quorra said, "Don't worry, we'll still do the nasty turkey dance, mmnnhh-okay?"
Sam said, "But your Zeus, and Zuse is so straight! He's like the straightest dude ever."
Quorra said, "Silly Samwise! That movie is famous! Your dad says so. He brought it to Tron City becuz he had the Netflix DVD in his pocket the last time he come over. We watch it alot."
Sam says, "What movie?"
Sam was however thinking about how Netflix was always sending him overdue notices ever since his dad disappeared and now he thought maybe he'd brilliantlly solved that mysery and he'd write an angry email to his internet service provider after he got home.
Quora say, "I was making a reference to Ghost Busters the movie. Your so stupid you didn't get it. When I say 'Their is no Quorra there is only Zuse I was referring to 'They're is no Dana, their is only Zool' and I just kidding about it. You should get movie references, right?"
"Oha," Sam says, "That movie is so old. Its an eighties movie! Nobody watches it!"
Quorra said with tears, "I'm from the eighties. Am I too old? Does nobuddy want to watch me?"
I'll watch you Quorra," Sam says, "If you put on Zuse's beard again, I'll watch you do everything. But keep your LADY BITS becase I'm not gay, okay?"
Quorra says, "Oh, I can tell your not gay. You've got really muscles and your a badass dude and you never look other gay dudes in the eyes and your always the poker, never the pokee."
"Damn right," Sam said, very pleased at Quorra's flattery.
Sam added, "You are stupid though, Quorra. Stupid Quora, stupid Quorra, stupid Quorra! Its not called poker and pokee, its called seme and uke. You need to read Japanese comics which are called manga, which is short for mangina because theres so many manginas and dickgirls in them. The poker is the seme, like Kanou in Okane Ga Nai, and the pokee is the uke, like Ayase."
Quorra waved her arms around as the motorcycle kept zooming across the bridge under the bright sun that was making her so very horny, hornier than ever before, becuz she was confused.
She cried a single dripping tear (except it was blue because Quorra is a computer).
Sam said, "Quorra, are you confused?"
Quorra beeped in reply.
Sam says, "Oh, you so cute Quorra, you cute when you beep like a computer. Can you make the bad beep? Can you make the beep that a computer makes when it doesn't want you to do something?"
Quorra waved her arms around, so confused, so confused, but she made the bad beep and it was so scoldy that Sam WET HIS PANTS right then and there and it soaked the hole motorcycle in slipper wet man-j-zz. The motorcycle so slippery that it almost hit a car and the windshield wipers (the motorcycle has one of those little motorcycle windshields, okay?) had to go and splattered nearby cars with pearly drops of man-milk. It was like a rain of sexual ecsatacy that all the other drivers on the bridge were blessed with from Sam's fruitful loins.
This time Sam had pity on the poor Quorra and say, "You never read Okane Ga Nai?"
Quorra nodded with tears running down her face in a waterfall of blue.
Sam now had true pity. His heart was touched for the sadness of someone who had never read Okane Ga Nai, someone who had never noticed the sheer hotness of Kanou, the loanshark seme (you should google a pic of him; he's so hot it would melt your brain no matter if your hetro or homo or something else; Kanou hotness crosses all lines of sexuality).
Sam always wished Kanou were real and not a drawing, and so Sam thought dirty thoughts about going in there and tying up Kanou and poking him repeatedly while Kanou screamed "Stop, stop!" and then in the middle Kanou would start screaming, "Yes! Harder!" and then Sam would poke and poke and poke until Kanou was throughly and completely porked. And then Kanou wouldn't like Ayase any more and Sam and Kanou would laugh together at the pitiful Ayase and call him the princess of the ukes. And then Ayase would forgive Sam and Kanou, and then Sam and Kanou would take turns porking him real good until he was screaiming in pleasure. And then they would stop and denying Ayase orgasm and they would both laugh at him again until he cried. (They can't DP him because dudes only have one hole so they hafta take turns.)
Sam got out his IPHONE and he downloaded Okane Ga Nai to Quorra's brain directly. This made her even HORNIER THAN THE SUN and taught her lots and lots and lots of things about sex (but not as much as the internet, so Sam still had the position of superior knowledge base).
Quorra says, "Kawaii desu baka! Now I understand. We want to have lots of sex with you, me and Zuse. The seme is the poker and the uke is the pokee. The seme is a straight man and the uke is a gay man or a girl. The seme turns all the other dudes into ukes but he never becomes gay himself unless he takes it up the popper, and then he's just temp. gay becus the next time he semes someone else he becomes straight again. The seme is you, Sam. The uke is me."
Quorra's voice dripped with sultry and she says, "Sam, I want you to seme me so hard that I wont be able to remember my own name! I want to be so full of your juice that it squirts out my ears with every step I take! It would be just like (name deleted for no product placement) Mayonaise, the yummiest mayoniase ever that you can only buy in certain stores in the Dixieland states or over the internet."
Sam said, "You will become my sexual apprentice and take my girl-virginity here on this motorcycle, do you so swear?"
"I SWEAR!"
Sam was very excited to finally get to pork a girl for the first time ever! He made a happy-puddle in the middle of his stomach that pooled around his belly button in a little mini-lake. Quorra stuck a staw into her n-pple and used vaccume pressure inside her boobie to slurped it all up through the straw until her left boobie was completely swollen and twice as big as the boobie that hadn't drank anything and the pheremones put ideas in her brain but she still wasnt sure what to do.
Sam comes to her rescue and says, "I have internet sexual education for you! I download it all through my IPHONE (Sam used his eyephone so much that it was making his eyes sore from the tiny screen and soon he would need to get glasses).
Sam was a nasty asshole though and still thinking evil thoughts, so he downloaded into Quorra's brain everything except the most educational websites becuz he wanted to dominate with trickery and information withholoding. He downloaded tubgirl, goatsie, 2 girls 1 cup, Lemon Party, meatspin and every single camwhore video spawn from the entire internet. Sam wasn't afraid about the poop becus he already knew computers don't poop so it would be all the sexy with none of the poop.
As Sam had planned, the non-poop ideas about what to do swirled together in Quorra's brain into marvelous series of sexual ideas about how to take a seme's girl-virginity on a motorcycle when you are a computer.
Now this is only the first chapter of CHAPTER 5. Next time will be chapter 5.5 which contains at least ten times as much sexual but you can see where its going (wink wink) and I think maybe you get really excited if you are a true hardcore hentai and a true Quorra-lover who wants to see her get porked six ways until Sunday (becuz Sunday is the lord's day so nobody porks then).
Do you want CHAPTER 5.5 soon? Do you? Huh? Do you? Then start making the good photoshop, you wuss. Stop being a wuss and start being a badass. Good photoshop makes Master Punishment happy!