Disclaimer: I don't own Bam Margera, Ville Valo, Jussi Vuori, or any one from the CKY crew. I own Leanne, Liz owns herself, and Joe owns himself… well he owns whatever part of him Liz doesn't already own lol.
Oh, just so you all know, this is co-written with my friend Liz.
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Chapter 2:
They were surprised, nothing really happened that day. Leanne sighed. "I think this is one of the most boring days I've had in West Chester. They had been sitting around watching Dico play the gayest video game ever.
"Oh yeah! One hundred points!" Dico exclaimed when the green dinosaur, Reptar, came on the screen. "How can you say this is boring."
"Cause it is." Liz said.
"Dico, why the hell are you playing a Rugrats video game?" Joe asked, as he looked at the cartoon little bald baby in a diaper running around a cartoon house with a cartoon green dinosaur.
"Cause your mom." Dico said and chuckled.
Joe sat up from his lying position. He got up from the couch, his face holding the same unreadable, emotionless expression as he chewed his gum; he walked over and unplugged the TV.
Dico's jaw dropped, he looked as if he were about to scream and cry at the same time. Joe pointed his finger in Dico's face and said, "Your mom!"
"Has anyone seen my life partner?"
"That sounds so queer." Leanne muttered under her breath.
"No, Bam left a few hours ago, Novak." Lizzy said.
"Well where'd he go?"
"How the fuck should we know?" Leanne said.
Just than, Leanne's cell phone began to ring. Without bothering to look at the little ID screen, she flipped open the phone. "Hello?"
"Hey Lea, can you and Lizzy meet me at the Nightwish in a half hour." Bam asked.
"Sure… wait… where've you been all day?" she asked.
"Never mind, you'll find out… just be there." And with that, he hung up.
"Well, that was weird." Leanne said.
"What? Who was it?" Liz asked.
"It was Bam, he wants us to meet him at The Nightwish club in a half our."
"Than let's get ready and go."
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About fifteen minutes later, the two girls were ready to go.
"Damn, Leanne, you look sexy!" Liz said, laughing.
"Really? You look pretty damn hot to me." Leanne replied, looking up in the mirror.
"Guys! You are going to be late to pick up Bam if you don't hurry the fuck up!" Joe yelled, walking up the stairs and into the bathroom. Walking in, he gasped. "Fuck, Liz, you look fucking sexy!"
"So I've been told." Liz said with a laugh.
"Uhm... excuse me? I believe I told you she's mine!… How do I look?" Leanne said with a mock whine.
"Mmm tasty!" Jussi said coming up behind her.
Walking down the stairs, they saw Dico watching Full House.
"Dude! How could you start watching that without me?!?" Joe cried, throwing himself down on the couch so he was on his stomach.
"Hey Leanne?" Liz said.
"Hmm?"
"Do you think I should get my tongue pierced?" Liz wondered out loud.
"Hellz yeah! I'm getting my belly button done."
"Cool…. Let's get them done when we go get Bammie."
"Yeah!"
Novak laughed upon hearing their conversation. "Dudes… you guys are retarded."
"Speak for yourself, furniture boy." Leanne said.
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Well, that's chapter two! Three should be out soon and more shit's gonna go down!
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