Disclaimer: I don't own Bam Margera, Ville Valo, Jussi Vuori, or any one from the CKY crew. I own Leanne, Liz owns herself, and Joe owns himself… well he owns whatever part of him Liz doesn't already own lol.

Oh, just so you all know, this is co-written with my friend Liz.

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Chapter 6:

"Lizzy! You bitch!" Joe yelled as he bounded down the stairs.

"What?" Liz asked, looking up from the magazine she had been reading. She was surprised to hear his harsh cursing at her.

"You threw away my favorite pair of neon pink boxers with the glow in the dark stars and the little clouds and rainbows!" he accused her.

Liz just stared at him for a minute, thinking about how ridiculous this sounded. "No I didn't!" she defended herself.

"Yeah you did! You're the only one who was in my room besides me in the past few days, and I know I didn't steal my neon pink boxers."

"I didn't do it! Maybe April threw them away." Liz suggested.

"Ugh… no! You did! How could you?!? You know those boxers meant the world to me!"

"Oh! So now I don't mean anything to you?!? A pair of fucking boxers means more to you than I do?!?"

"That's not what I meant!"

"Yeah, that's exactly what you fucking meant!" Lizzy yelled back with tears in her eyes.

"Liz, you know you mean a lot to me… I'm sorry! I didn't mean it that way it sounded!" Joe desperately apologized, stepping closer to her.

"No! Get the fuck away from me!" Liz screamed. Turning, she ran to her bedroom.

"Great…. Just fucking great." Joe mumbled as he walked past Leanne toward the pirate bar.

"Leanne, what the hell is wrong with everyone today?" Novak asked from behind her.

"I have no idea." She answered simply.

They heard the theme song to the Adam's Family come on in the living room so they went into the room to join Dico on the couch.

"Dudes! Thank God you're all here!" Dico yelled upon their arrival.

"Yeah… Dico, where's Joe and Liz?" Novak asked.

"Uhm… Joey's down at the pirate bar getting drunk and Lizzy is in her room." Leanne answered.

"Oh." Dico said with a disappointed sigh. "What's wrong with Liz? She's never in her own room, she's always either in Joe's or Bam's."

"I'm on my way to figure that out now, Deek." Leanne said as she mounted the stairs and took them two at a time.

She came to Lizzy's room and knocked on the door.

"Go away!" Liz shouted.

"Lizzy, it's me." Leanne calmly replied.

There was a boom and a crash and a few seconds later, Lizzy opened the door and threw her arms around her friend.

"Liz, what happened?" Leanne soothingly asked after a few silent moments.

Without responding, Liz grabbed Leanne's forearm and led her into her room, closing the door behind them.

Leanne took a seat on her bed while Liz walked over to the mirror and stared at he reflection for a little while. Leanne remained silent the whole time, waiting for her friend to speak when she was ready.

Liz's reflection stared back at her with hurt and angry eyes. Her hair was a mess, her eyes were bloodshot, and there were little wet lines going down her cheeks and ending at her chin from her tears.

"Joe's being a retard." Liz said finally.

"What'd he do?" Leanne asked.

"He accused me of tossing his pink boxers… said they meant the world to him."

"Wow… he needs to get out more…" Leanne said, making Liz let out a light chuckle. "That was a horrible thing to say, though." She added when she saw that Liz's smile had quickly faded.

"Why would he say that… I just… don't understand what his deal is… it's like major PMS."

Leanne laughed and said, "Sometimes, people speak before thinking… I'm sure Joe didn't mean it the way it sounded. Joey cares about you a lot, Luz, no matter how stupid and inconsiderable his words were, he loves you… and so does Bam. Speaking of which, do you know what you're gonna do?"

"Do about what?"

"Who're you gonna pick…? Bammi? Or Joey?"

"I really don't know. What about you?"

"What about me?"

"Valo or Jussi?"

"God! Why do we have to get stuck with two smexiful (pronounced smexy-full… lol my own little invention of a word) men each, not that I'm complaining…" Leanne sniggered. "But what the fuck kinda choice is that?!?"

"Talk about headache." Liz said with a chuckle. She hugged Leanne.

"What was that for?" Leanne asked.

"Thank you for making me feel better."

"What're friends for? God! I hate that line."

"Me too…" Liz suddenly gasped. "I gotsa idea!" she exclaimed.

"What?"

"Let's go get drunk!"

"I'm all for that!"

"I know you are… that's why I said it!"

The two girls exited Liz's room and headed downstairs to the pirate bar.

Joe was sitting there downing a bottle of Vodka and smoking a cigarette.

He looked up when he heard them coming.

"Liz! Look, I'm so sorry…. I didn't mean any of the shit that I said. I love you. Please forgive me?"

Liz walked over to him and wrapped her arms around his neck. "You're forgiven." She said quietly into his neck.

"No!" Leanne said as she grabbed the bottle of Vodka from Joe and took a huge gulp of it. "Now you're forgiven."

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A lot happened in this chappy, but it was much longer and I really like this one! I love making up words, like smexiful, it's so much fun and I do it quite a lot. Lol.

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-Leanne