AUTHOR'S NOTE: Hiya guys (: sorry i took so long to update. I had writer's block. But Toritrueblood & zeldaskeeper & Mz-Ly IHaveTheKeyToYourHeart This is for you guys once again (: I just saw Purple Pills and i was like 'OUCH" when Eli got punched ! :O Sorry if it's kinda boring D: i tried my best to make it interesting. Hope you guys like it ! Reviews mean a lot to me ;) This is weird to say LMAO. I had a dream about Munro last night :O i cant remember much, but LMAO ! ENJOY :)

CLARE'S POV

Hmmm…What could you do on a rainy day with a sick person ? My eyes wandered and somehow they landed on Eli's lips. Stop it Clare! You might get carried away ! GAH.

I really had no idea what to do. Maybe Eli should decide.

"Elijah , I really don't know what to do ?"

"Hmmmm…We could just make out all day." He eyes locked with mine. Oh Eli, Eli, Eli I wish we could, but we might get carried away.

I kissed him once and teased him.

"We can't just do that all day." I stuck out my tongue and started chuckling. "What do you do when you're bored Elijah ?" I smiled at him; my arms were wrapped around his waist.

Eli thought for a moment and started giggling.

"You seriously have nothing in mind, Clare bear ?"

I really had nothing; I didn't want to watch another movie.

I nodded my head, what was Eli up to ?

ELI'S POV

When I was bored I would prank call people, it was a bit childish but it was hilarious.

"Okay Clare bear, get your phone ready. We're gonna prank call."

Clare gave me that 'Are you serious?' face.

"Yes I am serious; get your phone blue eyes." I smiled and she grabbed her cell phone.

"Really now Eli ? Are you still in grade seven ?" Geez just go along with it, this was going to be fun.

"This is going to be fun, trust me." I gave her a devious smile.

My right hand intertwined with her left, while my other hand dialed Fitz's number.

"Seriously ? Fitz ? What if he finds out it's us." Clare looked worried.

"Young grass hopper, you have a lot to learn. There IS something called *67 Clare. I'll show you how it's done." I smirked really big this time.

The phone was on speaker.

Ring, ring, ring.

"Hello ?"

I put on my serious voice.

"Yes, hello ? Is this Mark Fitzgerald ?"

"Yes, what do you want ?"

Clare looked at me and I just smirked at her.

"Are you aware sir that you are going on trial for allegedly raping my client ?"

"What the hell ? I didn't rape anyone. Who is this client of yours ?"

I tried to think of a name at the top of my head.

"Fred Walters."

"Fred ? Are you saying I raped a GUY ? What the fuck ?"

"Yes Mr. Fitzgerald, he has stated that you seduced him in a dark alley and you took him into a motel room."

"I AM NOT GAY NOR DID I RAPE YOUR SO CALLED CLIENT."

"I'm sorry sir, but this will be taken to court. Your court date is on August 29 at three-thirty o'clock."

"Fuck you."

"This conversation is being recorded, Mr. Fitzgerald. I will see you in court. Good day."

I looked at Clare and she was laughing hysterically, I joined in.

"W-what will happen when he actually goes to the courtroom ?" Clare was still laughing.

"That, blue eyes is the best part, if he actually goes."

Clare started chuckling again.

"Who is next on our list Clare bear ?" She looked at me and started laughing.

"You can pick them."

Clare and I prank called a bunch of people like: Drew,Adam, Alli, K.C., JENNA (Jenna started freaking out.), and even Wal-Mart ! That one hilarious, I let Clare talk on that one. Surprisingly she was good at it, I taught her well.

"Are you hungry, Elijah ?"

My stomach growled so loud, even Clare could hear it. She giggled and pulled me to the kitchen.

"Okay, Chef Eli it's your turn to cook something."

Cook, hmmm…

"Alright, assistant." I smirked at her and started gathering ingredients.

CLARES POV

Eli decided to make spaghetti and I was his 'assistant.' All I did was sidetrack him, so I wasn't much of a help.

While Eli was cooking I was watching T.V. I wonder if Eli was sleeping over ? I should ask him later.

The smell of the spaghetti sauce made my stomach growl.

Eli was hot, smart, caring, mysterious, and he could cook ! Eli was everything K.C. wasn't.

I heard Eli put some plates on the dining table; I looked over and smiled at him. He called me to the table.

"Dinner is served milady." He said it in a sexy way.

"This smells so good ! "

"What do you expect from the one and only ?" Eli smirked again.

I kissed him and sat in my chair.

Eli sat in a chair across from me and stared.

"Staring is rude, Elijah." He chuckled.

"Just try it."

I scooped some spaghetti into my mouth and-oh my god. This was delicious, where did he learn how to cook like this ? I heard Eli laughing, he must've seen my face.

"Well ?"

"I hate it, it's so gross." I said sarcastically.

"Aww, Clare bear that hurts."

"I'm kidding, it's awesome ! What's your secret, Chef Master Eli ?" He paused and smiled at me.

ELI'S POV

"My uncle was a chef, he taught me how to cook many things and I was taught to put love and lots of it." Man that was so cheesy. I smirked.

Did I just say I loved Clare ? I hope she doesn't catch that.

She giggled and continued to eat.

"Oh yeah, are you sleeping over or something ?"

YES ! She didn't catch it.

Clare wanted me to sleep over. Hmmmm.

"Is that an invitation ?"

"Do you want it to be ?" She blushed and looked at me. Haha, she had some spaghetti sauce on her chin.

"Absolutely. Uh Clare you got a little something there." I pointed at her cheek and she couldn't find it. How cute. So I wiped it for her. Of course she blushed; she seemed to blush a lot lately.

"Thanks. What about your parents ?" She was blushing still !

"Ah, they're on a business trip."

"I see, okay."

I glanced at the clock and it was nine-twenty. Where did all the time go ?