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I had finally managed to fall asleep for the second time that night
Or was it that morning? You hardly knew the time at any rate. FUCK OFF SIAT!
when the annoying chime of someone pressing on a door console that had been locked sounded, Several time. I shoved one of my pillows over my head and gave a muffled 'fuck off'.
'Fuck off?' Is that the best you can do? You used to have the mouth of a sailor! Yeah, like there are any sailors left that actually sail seas. I shot back.
It's a figure of speech, dimwit!
Never thought my internal voice would accuse me of pedantry.
And why can't your internal voice accuse you of pedantry?
Fuck off and go away!
I'll Be Back!
Stop making obscure twentieth century film references!
After that internal monologue
I think it was a dialogue, actual- FUCK OFF!
The door opened. I stared at it for a while, wondering how the hell that happened. GODDAMNIT I HAD WRITTEN THE CODES MYSELF!
And then As- Gunnery Chief Williams walked in.
"Gunnery Chief Williams, would you mind telling how the hell you got in here?"
"Well ma'am I got the Quarian, Vakarian and Alenko up and asked them to crack it. They've been here over an hour. They couldn't do it, so…"
"Wait… faint smell of eezo, smoke, slight burning smell as well… You shot my entry console?"
"Err… Yes Ma'am."
"With What?"
"Wrex's shotgun"
"The Spectre master gear model?"
"Yes Ma'am"
"The one that he modified so the recoil would break a human arm if fired?"
"Yes Ma'am"
"How the hell did you fire it then?"
"I didn't Ma'am."
"So Wrex fired it?"
"Yes Ma'am."
"But before that you asked Garrus and Tali to help you crack my door?"
"Yes Ma'am."
"Well then chief, I believe congratulations are in order. You managed to overcome you mistrust of aliens and have now proved to me your skills as a team player. The rest of you dismissed." I waited until they had left.
"Now what the hell did you want?"
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