AN: I've been home from school sick these past two days. I have state testing this week. Gah. My throat is killing me; I was going to record a new song this week, but I guess that's not happening since my throat seems to be uncooperative. So I guess fanfiction drabbling is good for now. You may not guess it, but I'm constantly thinking of ideas for this collection. And man, I have A LOT. But they're too short to be individual chapters. So a majority of this collection is going to be in a format similar to this. If this irritates you, sorry. I'll have some full chapters every once and a while. I don't keep promises very well…
Some of these are prompt-inspired, if they are, I'll state the prompt.
VII- That Butler; Fragmented
I: Socks
Ciel believed elastic to be the greatest invention of all time. He grew incredibly weary of wearing sock garters; they left unsightly marks on his calves, and they often itched. The demonling was forever grateful for socks that actually stayed up without garters, instead of slouching down to his ankles.
As time passed, high socks for young boys soon went out of style, along with above-the-knee shorts. Ciel began to wear jeans instead of shorts, and sneakers instead of heeled calf-high boots. Ciel was also grateful for the fashion changes as time went by; heeled shoes made his feet ache, and it was often far too cold for shorts.
Sebastian, however, was not pleased by his young master's wardrobe change.
II
The relationship was oh, so illegal. Well, to the mortal eye at least. Ciel was no longer a minor; he was 135 years old. Technically speaking. Of course, Ciel still appeared to be a young child. He could barely pass for thirteen.
As a demon, Ciel could alter his appearance to whatever he wished. Ciel, however, preferred not to. It required energy to maintain a faux body, energy he'd rather not waste.
And thus, he remained in his childish body. It made public displays of affection between the couple difficult; perhaps that was intentional of the once-earl.
But, when the demonling saw the notification in his inbox, he really didn't think much of it. He and Sebastian had friended no mortals. Thus, Ciel accepted the request without so much of a second thought.
The outcome of the event was far worse than being suspected of pedophilia.
The status change was displayed prominently on the left hand side of Ciel's profile.
Ciel Phantomhive is in a relationship with Sebastian Michaelis.
Almost immediately, a notification popped up on his navigation bar.
Grell Sutcliff commented on your relationship status change
"WHAT. DISLIKE. WHAT IS THISSSSS. AN OUTRAGE, I DARESAY. WHAT IS SUCH A FINE MAN DOING WITH A RUNT LIKE YOU? DISAPROVAL!"
Ronald Knox liked your relationship status change.
Ronald Knox commented on your relationship status change
"HAH. Grell Sutcliff and William T. Spears owe me $20 each :D"
William T. Spears commented on your relationship status change
"Indeed, I do. But, to be frank, I find this so incredibly amusing. A demon in a relationship with a once-human. It's hilarious,"
Sebastian Michaelis posted on your wall.
"I'm honored you accepted my relationship request, my lord. XO- Sebastian"
Ciel smacked his head on his desk. Irritation, the butler could use it. The flow of notifications only heightened. Ciel slammed the laptop shut, and ventured into his butler's quarters. There, Sebastian was lounging on his bed, computer propped in his lap.
"Ah, young master. To what do I owe the pleasure?" The butler smirked. Oh, his young master would pay for ridding the garters, shorts, and boots from his wardrobe.
AN: WHAT. The Facebook one? HATERS GONNA HATE I DON'T CARE ANYMORE. Anyways, I planned on writing more but I must sleep so I leave with this. Also, I was originally going to put a heart at the end of Sebastian's message, but you can't use greater than less than symbols on here. So I just put XO. Both of which or so OOC it makes me giggle. YES. I am aware it's OOC. It's supposed to be. Because Sebastian likes garters and heels on little boys, can't you see?