DISCLAIMER: I do not own Twilight
Previously:
"OK fine just whatever you wanna say, whatever the hell it is, that has you in my house at this Godaweful hour. Just spit it the fuck out already, and then get the hell out of here!" He yelled.
"Fine you asshole, I want... no, I need to get laid. But my boyfriend being the frigid Puritan that he is, wont touch me. So, I came to because you are the one that is going to make sure I'm going to get motherfucking laid. You got that?"
He looked at me with complete shock. He didn't say Anything for only God knows how long. He just kept looking at me.
The only thought that was running through my mind was. Oh God! I think I broke him!
CHAPTER SIX
Say Hallelujah!
Bella
"Paul? Paul are you OK? Say something please? Paul? Fuck, maybe I should cal an ambulance. PAUL! Hey... snap the fuck out of it" I yelled.
Shit I was panicking. What the hell was wrong with him?
"Bella." He said. My head snapped up.
"Are you OK?" I asked anxious. He gave me a sweet smile.
"Yeah I'm fine, thanks though, uuh I was... what you said it caught me off guard. But I'm fine now. I was just wondering if you could tell me what you meant exactly...just so that there are no misunderstandings between us."
"Huh.. oh you mean about the... uhm well are you sure I should. I mean you kinda stopped functioning just now."
He laughed. "Yeah I guess I sort of did huh. I wont this time though. Ill be fine, I promise." He gave me that warm smile again. It was nice but he was right earlier, when he said that my smile creeped him out. I felt exactly the same way.
There should not be a smile on Paul Marez's face when he is looking at me. Its just so wrong in so many different ways.
It made me miss the Paul I know and lov- uuhm I mean hate.
I hoped that if I just told him what he wanted to know, he'd revert back to my Paul. So I told him.
"Ooh ehm OK. Well basically its just I need help with Edward." I said carefully.
"And what kinda help are you looking for?" He asked. The expression on his face, showed me he was not really sure he wanted to know the answer.
But seeing him this way, being nice to me. I cant say that I liked it. I wanted him to insult me again. I wanted him to call me a leech lover.
I wanted my pissed off Paul in the driver seat. Not this... stepford husband.
Well I guess I'm gonna have to piss him off. I thought with an inner smirk.
"Jeez Paul are you fucking dense? I'm trying to get laid! You know, have sex. I'm trying to make my boyfriend want to fuck me!" I snapped. Praying it would have the desired effect.
His eyes turned dark. "And he doesn't want to fuck you because..." He asked. Shit it didn't work. Well at least I got him to say fuck. If he would have said "make love", I would have taken his ass to the emergency room in hurry.
"I don't know, I mumbled while biting my lip." He was looking at my mouth. Desire written all over his face. Ah crap he wanted me... like in a sexual way.
Maybe this could still work. "Paul" I said. "I need your help."
"Yeah you said that already, but to be honest I still don't understand what all this is about."
"OK... I want you to teach me how to seduce my boyfriend."
"I'm tired of putting myself on display, only to be rejected every fucking time. I want him to want me. I need you to teach me how to make him want me." I said, keeping my eyes on his face.
"WHAT? You want to fuck a corpse? And you want my fucking help? Are you fucking insane? No way am I gonna help you seduce that filthy bloodsucker in to touching you with his cold dead hands! Were you dropped on your head when you were a baby? How the fuck can you not understand how wrong this is? I bet even the fucking leech understands, I bet that's the reason why he isn't touching you in the first place! Get it in your thick head Bella; Its wrong, disgusting, and morally repulsive. You would literally be fucking a corpse!"
Wow, thank you God! The asshole is back. I was so happy,I swear to God I wanted to cry. I didn't give a flying fuck about the things he said. I was just happy he actually said them. He was my Paul again...Yeah about that, when in the name of everything that is fucking holy did he exactly become MY Paul?
I watched him pacing angrily. Sweet Lord the man was gorgeous. Looking at him gave me the urge to lick him again. I needed to get out of there before I embarrassed myself.
"Paul!" He halted his pacing and looked at me. "I see that your going to need some time to think about this, so I'm gonna go. But call me later? Let me know what you decide?" I said slowly walking back-words.
"Oh hell no Bella! I've said all I'm gonna say about this. The answer is FUCK NO!
"Sure sure, just think about it OK?" I said. Before he could say anything I turned around and walked away.
After I left Paul's house, I decided to go back home. I didn't wanna go see Jake, and I most definitely wasn't going to the Cullen's.
Ive had about as much of Edward as I could take.
So I drove my old beat up truck home to do some much neglected laundry.
A couple of hours later I was sitting in the rocking chair Edward normally sits in when I sleep. I was trying to figure out what the hell was going on with me.
Since when do I not think about Edward all day long, but Paul instead. I have never had sexual fantasies about anyone other then Edward...OK maybe once about Jasper but if you tell anyone I will beat you to death with a shovel. And make it look like an accident. My dad is the chief off police, I can make it happen.
Lately my mind has been playing a sexathon starring Paul Marez! WHAT THE FUCK!
I needed to get my shit together, and I need to do it fast. I love Edward. Sure he is an overbearing arrogant overprotective, borderline unstable son of a bitch. But I still love him ...right?
I needed to figure this bitch out before I did unrepairable damage to my relationship.
My phone rang. the ring tone was Emmet's. I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt.
So sexy it hurts
And I'm too sexy for Milan too sexy for Milan
New York and Japan
The idiot programmed it himself. I was never letting him anywhere near my phone again.
I answered the phone. "Sup bro!"
"Baby sis, how you doing? I haven't seen you up here for a while. Does that have anything to do with a certain gay pussy?" He asked with a booming voice.
"Yeah you could say that, its fucked up too because I actually miss your ugly mug."
"Aaah I miss you to baby sis, that's actually why I'm calling. You wanna come over? Everyone is gone hunting so its just me."
"OH in that case. HELL YEAH! I'm on my way"
"See ya Bells!"
"Bye Emmet."
I drove my pickup truck to the Cullen's, before I had a chance to open the door Emmet opened it and was standing there with open arms waiting for me to jump in them.
Emmet and I have become very close. we were close before the Cullan's left. But Emmet took it really hard when he was forced to abandon his baby sister, and he never forgave Edward for leaving me and making Emmet leave me too. Before Edward left me, I was very close to Alice, but her abandoning me hurt me so much the bond of friendship and sisterhood we once shared was broken.
She didn't help matters by constantly taking Edward's side. She's always spying on me with her powers and tells Edward everything I'm up too.
In my opinion its in fact none of her fucking business.
Another surprising development is the bond between me and Jasper. I love him like he is my brother and he loves me too.
When they came back I insisted on spending time with Jasper. Edward was against it of course but I told him if he didn't like it, he could go fuck him self.
Come to think of it, its the first time Iever used those words against him. The rest of the family was shocked. Well not Emmet. No Emmet was impressed and believe it or not, proud.
I think I shocked them into agreeing with me. They never heard me use such bad language before. After that day I just kind of kept following Jasper around, irritating the hell out off him.
After a while I told him, that if he didn't feel the need to kill me after my torturing questions and irritating behavior.
It was safe to say, he wasn't gonna hurt me. I stopped following him around, only to discover that Jasper actually liked my company. So he kept seeking me out instead. We are very close now, it bothers him that I'm not as close to Alice as I used to . But he understands.
Emmet interrupted my thoughts by asking me what I wanted to do. I knew what he wanted me to answer, and to be honest I was fine with it.
So playing Halo it was.
Ive actually gotten quite good at playing this game. Not good enough to beat Emmet, but I was getting there.
I did beat Jasper in playing 'God of war' though. That was pretty embarrassing for the major if I do say so my self. Especially because Emmet would go around screaming at Jasper "Dude you've been owned by a girl!" for the next three weeks.
Emmet and I were playing the game when I asked him something I didn't even know I was gonna ask.
"Em? if I told you something, could you keep your thoughts to yourself?"
He raised his eyebrows. "What did you do that you don't want Eddie boy to know about?" He asked.
"I'm not saying anything until you answer my question. Can you keep your thoughts to yourself?"
"What do you think? Ive lived with Eddie boy for over fifty years. I can keep him out of my head if I have to. Ive never had to do it before, but I can." He looked thoughtfull.
"So, spit it out baby sis, who did you kill?"
I laughed. "No one you idiot. Its just...you know how Edward wont have sex with me. I decided to find someone who could teach me how to seduce Edward." I said with a big sigh.
I waited for his reaction. Knowing Emmet, it could go either way. "Well bells, my idiot brother sure is a lucky guy. I mean, you go to so much trouble for him. I'm pretty sure he's worth it. Please don't get me wrong Bella. I love Edward, he's my brother. But you are my sister, and that means i have to look out for your best interest. I don't know if Edward is in your best interest. He doesn't treat you the way he should. He makes you feel inferior. But most importantly Bella. When my brother is around, you stop being you." He said with a serious expression on his face.
"What do you mean by; stop being me?"
Its like...its like you've gone on autopilot. Your just going through the motions. The only time you stood up for yourself was when Edward told you not to go visit the dogs. Oh and when they wouldn't let you near Jasper. I'm worried that if they pressure you long enough, your gonna cave, and then you wont be Bella anymore. Edward is trying to turn you into something, someone your not. And I'm sorry to say this to you sis, but up until recently. You let him.
I didn't say anything more on that subject after that. We just played video games until I asked Emmet what time it was. "Shit I totally lost track off time." I said . Getting up from the couch.
"No biggie Bells just call Charlie tel him your crashing here." I thought about it and he was right. I wasn't up to driving home, and Emmet and I were having fun. "Wait what about Edward? when is he coming home? I don't wanna see him." He ruffled my hair. "Don't worry about it sis, just leave here before noon, and you wont have to see his frigid ass."
I giggled "God I hope not!" I said taking a sip of my coke.
"What don't you hope?" He asked.
I sighed. "I hope he's not frigid, because otherwise Ill have my work cut out for me." I told him.
He laughed. "Dude you better be hoping he's not gay! But do you wanna know what Eddie boy's problem really is. He is like this mind reader, that sees everyone's greatest secrets fantasies. Its like twenty four hours of pay per view porn. And I think he kind of cracked. That boy hasn't got laid in over a freaking century. And when I say that, I mean not even an appointment with his right hand. Think about it Bells. A century of watching porn but having no release, that's gotta mess a dude up."
I looked Emmet in the eye. "Are you fucking serious, he doesn't jerk off- and do I even wanna know how you know this?-like never. Dude that all kinds off messed up." I said. Thinking about what I just heard.
We decided to watch a movie, but I couldn't get what Emmet just told me out of my mind. Talk about sexual fucking frustration! And I thought I had it bad. I fell asleep sitting on the couch next to Emmet, dreaming about Edward getting chased bij his release demanding penis.
Yeah... that dream was all kinds off fucked up.
The morning after...
After I said goodbye to Emmet, I went on my way home.
I was wondering if Paul had tried calling me. Nah probably not. He was probably still recovering from the shock. Poor guy. Maybe I should go see him again, offer him a little mouth to mouth. I smiled at my silliness.
I arrived home and parked my car in the driveway. Charlie's police cruiser was gone, he probably just left because it was still early.
I went into the house and walked straight to my room. I wanted to get a shower and a change off clothes and then go down to La Push. Thank God it was summer because that meant no school. I don't think I could have dealt with going to school right now.
All I wanted to do was go down to the rez and be near Paul. Fuck! I really need to figure the fuck out whats going on with me.
I walked in my bedroom and stopped in my track, when I found Paul lying on my bed sleeping. He was wearing his cut-of jeans, but nothing else. I could see his abs moving with every breath he took. He was simply put beautiful. He stirred and started waking up. He looked around the room, like he was trying to figure out where the hell he was. When he saw me standing there just staring at him he sat up. God he was beautiful. I looked at him all sleepy and hot sitting on my bed. The bed where he just slept in. he lifted his arm to run his hand through his hair. I saw his muscles move.
My hormones stood up all at once and screamed; Hallelujah!
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