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Previously:

"Anyway it means were gonna have to leave like right about 5 minutes ago." I told Paul.

He nodded determination showing on his face. "Don't worry baby, that fucking bloodsucker isn't coming anywhere near you!" I smiled.

"Now him I don't mind when you call him a fucking bloodsucker."

CHAPTER TEN

The Crimson Klutz.

Bella

I am the worlds biggest bitch. I mean, I knew I changed after the whole Edward leaving me mess. But I didn't know I had become mean. I hurt Paul, God I hurt him so bad. I knew because I was feeling his pain clawing in my chest. I can't believe I said something like that to him. I looked at him from the corner of my eye. After we left my house we ran to his car, got in and drove off. We were now on our way to La push. We weren't there yet, but we were getting close.

Oh my God, if I ever had any doubts about Paul's character they are now gone. He is a wonderful man. Not five minutes after I hurt him, here he was, helping me. How selfless can a guy get?

I almost made love to him. I'm glad it didn't happen though. This week can be labelled as the week of confusion. I don't know what I feel, where I stand, or what the fuck I'm doing. I don't know any of it.

For example; right now, I'm running from Edward Cullen. What the fuck? Why the fuck am I running from him? I don't understand myself anymore.

I'm suppose to be in love with Edward, but if I'm not, then why don't I just fucking tell him?

He would never hurt me. Its not like I'm running because I'm afraid of him. So why am I running?

I need to get my freaking head examined. Why am I acting like this?

The best explanation I can come up with is, having no sex but thinking about it all the time, has seriously messed up my brain in a bad fucking way. Naah just kidding. I think I'm running, because...I just don't know.

Its as simple, and as complicated is that.

I just don't know.

And then there is Paul. Asshole, 'I hate your guts, you disgusting leech lover' Paul.

And sometimes the not so asshole, 'you're beautiful and mine, and I'll always protect you from harm' Paul.

Honestly I don't know which one I prefer. I think its somewhere in the middle. I do love his assholeness. Is that even a word?

But his possessive 'Isabella your mine!' side, is turning me the fuck on. And oh yeah about that.

I turned to Paul. "Paul, can I ask you something?"

"Mhhhm?" He looked at me fleetingly "Yeah sure, what?"

"When exactly did I become yours? And now that I think about it. When exactly did you become mine?"

He shifted in his seat, I think my questions made him uncomfortable.

"Uuuhm, well ... why don't we talk about it when we get home." He said looking really uncomfortable. I wanted to continue my line of questioning but what he said distracted me.

Home? I though. Who's home? His home? Wouldn't it be nice if I could call his house home too. I felt all warm and fuzzy. Fuck no! What the FUCK, is going on with me. Shit I think I might need some professional help.

"Paul, tell me please? Whats going on here?" Before he could say anything my phone beeped. Text message. Paul looked relieved.

"You should probably read, that maybe its from your...ehm brother."

I opened my phone to read the message.

After reading it, I started laughing .

"What?" Paul asked. "What does it say?"

"My brothers are idiots!" I said. I read him the text out loud.

FOR YOUR EYES ONLY

ARE YOU AT A SAFE LOCATION?

OR WERE YOU CAPTURED BY THE PUSSY?

DO YOU NEED ASSISTANCE?

SEND US YOUR LOCATION IMMEDIATELY BROTHER BEAR AND EMPATH ARE STANDING READY FOR EXTRACTION!

X BROTHER BEAR AND THE EMPATH!

P.S FUCK Bella were having so much fun. LMFAO

He smiled. "Well at least they're having fun." He said.

"So Bella do you mind if I ask you something?"

"Nope, ask away."

"I don't get it, why is he on your side? I mean, shouldn't he be helping his brother? Isn't he suppose to be on his side? Even the Empath leech seems to be on your side!" Paul asked, puzzlement clouding his voice.

"Edward might be his brother, but I'm his sister. And Jasper, he loves me too. He will always look out for me. We weren't always this close Jasper and I. But he really sees me as his little sister. And he genuinely loves me, and wants to take care of me. By helping me like this, he's going directly, not only against his brother but against Alice his mate as well. Trust me when I say, that that is something that's not easily done. Its like going against your imprint. Doing something that you know will hurt her. Its practically impossible. But he does it for me."

I took a deep breath. It still hurt to talk about the Cullen's leaving me. I knew that Jasper and Emmet would never leave me. Not again, for as long as I'll live. But I still didn't like to talk about it.

"After Edward made everyone leave...lets just say Emmet is not Edwards biggest fan right now. . In fact last night he told me he didn't think Edward was good enoughf for me, and that maybe I should take a step back and think things over."

"Well A fucking men for that! Finally someone to talk some fucking sense into you." He grinned.

"If they weren't leeches Imight actually like this brothers of yours!" Paul said looking thoughtful.

"Yeah Jasper and Emmet are the best!" I mused.

I opened my phone and started to send Emmet a text of my own.

I first wrote something simple, but after a few moments I decided to go with it. I mean what the hell. I'm not one to spoil their fun.

So I started writing my reply.

WARNING RECEIVED

NO EXTRACTION NEEDED

ESCAPE PLAN EXECUTED

I'M ALREADY IN THE WIND

X THE CRIMSON KLUTZ

I laughed imagining their reaction at reading my text.

"What?" Paul asked "Why do you have such a self-satisfied grin on your face?"

"Oh nothing." I grinned at him "I just send my brothers a reply."

"AAH" He groaned. "Tell me please, you're not encouraging their games are you?"

I laughed "Why not, its harmless."

"What did you write?" He asked curious

I read him my text.

"What the fuck is that suppose to mean?" He asked confused. He didn't get it, but I knew my brothers would.

I smiled. "Well it means;

"Ive received your warning.

There is no need to come and get me.

I have somewhere to go.

And I'm already on my way there.

x The Crimson Klutz. meaning me."

"You know because I always blush, and I'm such a klutz."

Paul looked at me, and started laughing his ass off.

"You three together are insane!"

"You better believe it. We're a package deal...just so you know." I said slyly. I have no fucking clue why I just said that!

He grinned his sexy-ass grin and said. "Ill keep that in mind."

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