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~Chapter Four~
*Drugs in this chapter... and probably every other one. :)
**edit** sorry, I know I forgot the quote when I posted! it's fixed now, though.
I was pleasantly surprised the next morning when I felt totally normal. If anything, I felt better-rested than normal. It wasn't at all what I had expected. I didn't really have too much time to think about it, though, because almost immediately after becoming conscious, I became aware of a foreign body in my bed. That foreign body, of course, being Demyx. I panicked for a moment, but upon realizing that I still remembered everything I'd done- and that I'd not done anything too incredibly stupid- I relaxed, enjoying his presence in silence. I'd never seen him so still; usually, he was in a state of constant motion. He seemed fairly content in sleep, his face peaceful and calm. When he finally did open his eyes to look at me, he smiled.
"Hey, Zexxy! How'd you sleep?" I knew I was blushing- I was so taken with him.
"F-fine," I admitted. "Rather well, actually. You?"
"Same. Do you have to work or anything today?" He asked, yawning.
"No... why?"
"Well, do you want to hang out? I mean, I'm already here and all, and to be frank, I have a lot of weed at the moment. I feel like that's bound to be some quality bonding time, you know?" I was a little surprised, but I didn't object to it, oddly enough.
"Alright... what will we do?"
"We can watch movies and stuff! Or shows! I have my computer here, and I have a ton of things downloaded on it."
"That sounds... like a really good plan, actually," I admitted. "Okay. How about I go make breakfast and you can get the movie set up? How do you like your eggs?" I asked, fighting off a yawn. He laughed loudly, hugging me and kissing me on the cheek. "What's so funny?" I growled, weakly attempting to push him off of me. Unsuccessfully, of course- not that I was trying too hard to push him off of me.
"Oh, nothing. Just that you'd make a wonderful wife." He ducked the half-hearted blow I aimed at his head, pinning my hand behind my back. "Hey, it's true. I'm just sayin'. And I like my eggs any way you want to make them. It doesn't really matter; in a few minutes, everything is going to taste amazing regardless."
"...Fair enough." I decided upon scrambled eggs, with shredded cheese, and then some toast and bacon. I filled two plates, placed them on a tray along with two glasses of milk, silverware, and a stack of napkins, and carried it to the other room.
"You know," Demyx said as he watched me place the food on the table. "Eating is pretty amazing when you're stoned. How long will the food stay hot? Long enough to smoke this bowl?" I smiled, reaching into my apron pocket (yes I wear an apron when I cook-so the fuck what?).
"That's why I brought the foil." I covered the food as quickly as I could, watching carefully as Demyx 'hit' the bong, as he liked to say- although this doesn't mean that you strike it, either with your hand or another object. He handed it to me, and I carefully took it, taking care not to spill the water inside or the weed inside the 'bowl.' I did exactly as I'd seen him do, and then held in my 'hit.' I let it out when my legs and cheeks started tingling. Demyx giggled. "What's so funny?" I demanded, knowing that he was laughing at me.
"You're really twitchy. I used to get like that when I first smoked. I think it's fucking adorable." Good. "Here, it's your hit." And the cycle began again as he pushed play and we started watching some weird kids' show called "Adventure Time." The more we watched, the more I realized that this show was not exactly intended solely for kids. There were so many (very) thinly veiled references to sex that I was surprised that they allowed it on Cartoon Network (although Demyx had the entire season on his computer, of course). Not that it wasn't an awesome show (especially in light of what we were doing). They went on adventures (hence the title), and used words like "mathematical!" and "rhombus," and even though they were always fighting monsters and slaying evil beasts, Finn (the human) and Jake (the dog) always tried to reason with the antagonist ("no, you don't have to kidnap princesses! Imprisoning people against their will is wrong!), which was refreshing.
"This is the weirdest thing I've ever seen," I told Demyx as we watched them dance, their limbs becoming all squiggly and weird, with Lumpy Space Princess (aka LSP) at the 'weekly promcoming dance' ("omg, it's gonna be SO lumping awesome.")
"But it's a good show!" He whined back around a mouthful of hash (haha) browns. Apparently the munchies had kicked in.
"I'm not debating that, I'm just saying that it's the weirdest thing ever."
"Dude, just wait until you see some of the other episodes!"
"I'm sure they're weird too."
"No, dude. You don't even know."
"I can imagine." Demyx giggled at me for no apparent reason, but I felt the need to giggle back, and before I knew it, we were both lying there, side-by-side, laughing hysterically. Not that it's a bad thing to do; laughing is actually proven to be very beneficial to one's health.
"You wanna see this really weird British show?" I sighed.
"Not right now. We aren't even done with this episode!" I pointed out, as the 'Gumball Guardians' told Finn to 'solve [the math problem] or die.' "Later, maybe?"
"Alright. But it's even funnier than this!"
"Okay, we can watch it later. Besides, didn't you want to show me the roughhousing episode?" His eyes grew about two times larger.
"OH YEAH!" He jumped up from where he sat. "Thanks for reminding me!"
"No problem. Shouldn't you sit back down, though?" I asked, not entirely sure myself if there was a reason for him to stand.
"Yeah... I think there was something I was going to do, but I dunno." I shook my head, rolling my eyes.
"You're hopeless, you know."
"Yeah, but you like me." And with that, he wrapped his arms around me, squeezing me unnecessarily hard. I didn't push him off, though. Maybe it was just the weed, but I felt so nice and comfy there next to him, that even though I would normally freak out about spending this much time with someone, and about not getting work done before watching weird children's shows, I was... relaxed. I was perfectly content to just sit there with Demyx and enjoy his presence. And I know he enjoyed mine- he told me six times.
Let's never be stupid again!
Wait. Let's always be stupid... forever!
~Jake and Finn, respectively
A/N: Have any of you watched Adventure Time? you should. it's such a weird show, but I love it! my boyfriend and I watch it all the time (yeah, we're 20. almost, in my case, at any rate).
thanks for reading, and thanks for the reviews! you know how much I love them... let me know what you think! :D
*many thanks to soundofmadness223*
** sorry for the lack of quote when I originally posted... fail on my part.**
ugh, I woke up today, and it was snowing. :P
~alex~