Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight.

I Wanted to take the time to thank my beta Elaine.

She is awesome. Not all my chapters have been beta'd, only the good ones.

Previously:

"Are you in La Push now? Jasper asked.

"Yes i am. I'm at the rez, I'm staying with a friend of mine for a couple of days." I began.

Jasper interrupted me. "Are you staying with the Black's?"

'Uhh no, I'm not I'm staying with an other friend." I said hoping to halt this line of questioning.

"And may we assume this "friend" is an other werewolf?

"Yes you would be safe to assume just that." I said.

"And since we all know that you cant get along with the only female werewolf in the pack, can we make the assumption that you are staying with a male unatached werewolf?"

I cleared my throat. "Ehm yes i am."

Emmet started laughing. "Hahaha good for you little sister finally getting some huh. Who is it?"

OK this is the part id been kind of worried about. My brothers knew all about Paul Marez. Not because they've met him or anything. But because I've been bitching about him for the last couple of weeks.

"Ehm Paul Marez." I said hesitantly waiting for their reactions. They did not disapoint me.

"WHAT?" They screamed together.

CHAPTER FOURTEEN

Mating rituals of the mountain gorilla.

Bella

"Are you talking about the Paul Meraz you send animal control after, when he was in wolf form?" Emmett asked incredulous.

He was right I did do that, but be believe me when I tell you the fucker deserved it!

"That was you?" Paul asked with a shocked expression on his face.

I couldn't help it, I laughed. "That's not fucking funny Bella! Do you know how long it took me, to get them off my tail? Literally!"

I laughed harder. "Well you could have run away, or phased!" I said, trying to contain my laughter.

"Shit Bella, I couldn't run away, they were running after a fucking wolf the size of a small horse if they would have seen how fast I was, I would have exposed our secret for sure. Besides I couldn't anyway, I couldn't phase. I was on phase duty. It was my turn to watch Collin and Brady, before they shifted for the first time."

"Well you deserved it," I said with an angry face. "You told Charlie that I was in a secret lesbian relationship with Leah. And the reason we fought all the time was because we didn't want anyone to know about our "epic" love!" He gave me a sheepish look.

"Don't look at me like that. Do you know how many "it's OK to be gay" lectures I had to sit through from Charlie? It started with "Are you sure your gay" then it progressed to "Have you tried not being gay" and "It's OK to be gay".

Emmett and Jasper were laughing their fucking asses off. Assholes! Paul was doing his best not to antagonize me any further by trying not to laugh, so far it wasn't working.

"Hey Bella!" Emmett yelled. "Isn't he the guy you stole the clothes from, after he phased. And then called the police on him when he was looking for them naked?"

Yeah I did do that too, but I swear to God he deserved that too! Somehow he uploaded a virus in my computer, with the end result that every button I pushed there would come this picture of Dracula saying; I vant too suck your bloood! It took me a month to get my computer working again.

I looked back at Paul who started laughing when he remembered what he did. "Yeah keep laughing buddy it wasn't so funny when you had to call Sam because he had to bail you out for indecent exposure now was it?" Paul's laugh turned to a scowl when he remembered that particular memory. I laughed when I saw his face. "No Bells, it wasn't funny at all. Do you realize the guys are still torturing me for that one?"

Emmett and Jasper were in hysterics.

I gave Paul a cheeky smile. "Maybe now is not a good time to tell you that Emmett and Jasper are the ones who came up with that particular revenge scenario in the first place."

"What?" came Paul's indignant cry.

"Hell yeah we did!" Emmett yelled.

"You mess with our baby sister you mess with us!" Jasper added.

Paul smiled. "Well I hope you know you can expect some revenge in the future," Paul said, with an evil smirk on his face.

"Bring it on pup, we'll be waiting!" Emmett yelled.

"So Bells, when did this start? The two of you together I mean. When did he imprint on you?" Jasper asked, curious.

I didn't say anything. Fuck this imprinting thing again. I wish I could pretend it didn't exist.

"Bella?" Emmett asked.

"Well he didn't...imprint on me I mean. We are not even really together." I felt Paul's body stiffen.

"What? Isabella Marie Swan, you are starting a relationship with a werewolf who didn't imprint on you? Are you fucking insane?" Jasper screamed. I winced.

"No were not like that. We're not together," I tried.

"Don't you lie to me, Bella. My empath power may not work on the phone but there is nothing wrong with my ears."

"Emmett!" I said hoping Emmet could defuse the situation.

"Hey don't look at me little sis, I'm with Jasper on this one. It takes all kinds of stupid to do what you're doing right now. Didn't you learn anything from that bitchy female werewolf? There's a reason why she is such a bitch, as you very well know."

"There is no reason to assume I will ever imprint," Paul said in a calm tone of voice.

"Hey you are a werewolf so you're not exactly someone I would have chosen to be with my baby sister. But she chose you, and that would be good enough for me if it wasn't for your retarded imprinting ritual. There is a chance that you won't imprint but there is also a chance that you will."

"I don't wanna see my sister hurt like that. You get that, right?" Emmett asked with more tact then I ever could believe he could possess.

Paul sighed. "Yeah I get that, but it won't change anything. I'm still gonna pursue her. And I will win her. She is mine, and there is not a damn thing anyone can do about that. You get that too, right?"

God it felt so good to hear Paul talk about me that way. To hear him tell people I am his, I wanted to jump him right this second and fuck his brains out.

No one said anything for a while. Jasper's silence bothered me. I didn't want him to be mad at me.

"Jasper? I asked. "Are you OK big brother?"

He sighed. "No Bella I'm not. I don't like this situation; it feels like you are setting yourself up for a world of hurt. Also, are you sure you didn't imprint on her, because I've been getting these feelings these "vibes" for lack of a better word from Bella lately. When I thought you imprinted on her, I thought that the mystery was solved," Jasper said in a resigned voice.

"Well..." Paul hesitated. "That is the problem, I think I kind of did imprint on Bella. Sam saw my thoughts and feelings towards Bella. Through our telepathic bond and he says they are in every way as strong as his bond between his imprint and the bond between the other wolves and their imprints. The only problem is we can't find that specific moment in time where I actually looked her in the eyes and imprinted on her.

"I don't think that ever happened believe me we would both remember if it did," Paul said.

I was getting angrier by the second.

"What the fuck do you mean you think you imprinted on me?" I asked.

"Ah oh looks like we're not the only ones in the dog house," Emmett yelled.

"Shut up Emmett, you're only making it worse for the poor guy," Jasper scolded.

"Oh that's nice! So he's a poor guy, and I shouldn't make it worse. But you have no problem ratting me out to my wife? How the hell am I gonna live without sex for a week Jasper?"

"Same way I will Em use your fucking hand."

My anger with Paul was temporarily forgotten when I heard what my brothers were talking about.

"Enough you fuckers, what the fuck is this? Mating rituals of the mountain gorilla? If I wanna hear about this I'll watch the discovery channel thank you very much."

"Now, if you don't mind I have some ass kicking to do! Jasper, I want to know more about what you said. So I'm gonna call you tomorrow. Ill text you first to make sure you guys are at a safe location, alright?"

"Goodnight baby sis. Good luck pup, the next time we talk I hope you'll still be in possession of your balls," Emmett said.

"AAH Em, that's harsh don't scare the poor guy. Besides if Bells would cut off anything it would be his dick."

They howled with laughter. I quickly said goodbye. Sometimes my brothers are Assholes.