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Previously:

"Ah oh looks like we're not the only ones in the dog house," Emmett yelled.

"Shut up Emmett, you're only making it worse for the poor guy," Jasper scolded.

"Oh that's nice! So he's a poor guy, and I shouldn't make it worse. But you have no problem ratting me out to my wife? How the hell am I gonna live without sex for a week Jasper?"

"Same way I will Em use your fucking hand."

My anger with Paul was temporarily forgotten when I heard what my brothers were talking about.

"Enough you fuckers, what the fuck is this? Mating rituals of the mountain gorilla? If I wanna hear about this I'll watch the discovery channel thank you very much."

"Now, if you don't mind I have some ass kicking to do! Jasper, I want to know more about what you said. So I'm gonna call you tomorrow. Ill text you first to make sure you guys are at a safe location, alright?"

"Goodnight baby sis. Good luck pup, the next time we talk I hope you'll still be in possession of your balls," Emmett said.

"AAH Em, that's harsh don't scare the poor guy. Besides if Bells would cut off anything it would be his dick."

They howled with laughter. I quickly said goodbye. Sometimes my brothers are Assholes.

CHAPTER SEVENTEEN

Son, Today is When You Become a Man!

Jasper

Emmet and I were still laughing after we got off the phone with Bella. I honestly felt bad for the dog. Em and I have both been on the receiving end off one off Bella's ass kickings.

"How glad are you that you're not the dog right now?" Emmet asked laughing. "Not that I would wanna be him any other time, but you get my drift."

I smiled. "I bet he gives her one of those puppy dog smiles and she forgets everything about being mad at him." I said with a grin.

Emmet and I looked at each other and simultainiasly said; "Wanna make a bet?" We started laughing again.

"I'll give you two hundred bucks if she punishes him, and is still mad at him tomorrow. You will give me the same amount if she didn't, and isn't mad at him anymore." I told Emmet.

He boomed out laughter "You are totally on, brother."

"Now lets go home and see if the pussy is back, maybe we can make fun of him." Emmet said.

"Emmet!" I scolded. "He is out brother and probably hurting right now, we should be supportive." Emmet looked at me as if I just grew a second head.

When I saw his face I couldn't keep from laughing. "I'm kidding I'm kidding!" I said. Holding my hands in the air, trying to show that I meant no offence.

"You better be! Because I intend to enjoy every minute of that fucker's misery. Not only am I gonna enjoy it, but I'm gonna fucking gloat about it."

His face grew and angry expression. "If it wasn't for those wolves Bella would have been dead. And It's all his fucking fault."

Seeing Emmet this angry with someone was strange. He has always been the good-natured one, quick to forget any slight against him.

But he felt the same about Bella as I did, so I couldn't actually blame him. I guess a slight against Bella wasn't as easy to forgive.

Emmet's expression grew angrier as he continued talking. "And then when he found out she was presumed 'dead' he goes to the fucking Volturi. He didn't stop for one second to think about his family. It's because of him Bella was exposed to the Volturi in the first place. It's because of him she was almost killed."

Emmet sighed, "All because of this selfish, selfish little boy who somehow makes our entire family dance his tune."

"No one listened to me when I said I didn't want to go. Edward's opinion is more important. And it wouldn't be so bad if that pussy was mature enough to make the right decisions. But that fucker cant even do that right. You know Jasper, I am so happy our little sister is out of the clutches of that pussy. He is pure poison to her. He was slowly killing her spirit. I swear to God Jasper, if this would have gone on another week I would have killed him myself. Just to spare her the unnecessary pain. Bella breaking up with that pussy saved his life. I'm telling you."

"I know Em." I said agreeing with everything he said so far, "I wouldn't have let this go on any longer too."

I thought about Bella's current situation. "That dog might be good for her though. But not if he didn't imprint on her, I'm not gonna see her get hurt like that again." I said with steel in my voice.

"Me neither." Emmet said agreeing with me, "But what the fuck Jas! I thought you said this was all in the bag. You said he imprinted on her!"

He was right of course. Emmet and I knew about Bella's feelings for that dog long before she even did.

I could feel it in her emotions when she talked about him.

It started with pure lust, the purest I've ever seen. It amazes me that she could walk around that way without exploding. It gradually grew to admiration and love.

Oh there was hate there too, but mostly love. The reason I thought It was an imprinting, was because she hated his guts -pure undiluted hate- one day.

And the next day it was somehow turned into lust. Not long after that I saw love there too.

I asked Carlyle to set up a meeting between the dogs to discuss Bella's change.

That was not my motive however. My motive was to discover what feelings -if any- this dog called Paul had for her.

I wasn't disappointed. Every time her name was mentioned I could feel lust, hate, despair, and a small amount of love spike.

My guess is; that love grew like it did with Bella.

I didn't understand what he meant by not imprinting though. I was sure he did imprint on her. Otherwise I would never have let him near my baby sister.

She has been through enough. And she needs and deserves a little happiness for once in her life.

Emmet and I are essentially the only ones looking out for her. Rose doesn't care as long as she is not with Edward.

Carlisle wants Edward to be happy, and so does Esme. Don't get me wrong they do love Bella, but its just like with the rest of us.

Somehow they will always love Edward more, and put his needs before any one Else's.

I swear to God, there are times where I wonder if maybe Esme isn't Carlyle's true mate, but Edward is. Carlyle seems to put Edward's happiness before his own or even Esme's.

It wouldn't surprise me one bit, I always thought Edward was gay. The fucker is one hundred and nine years old and he hasn't fucked once, come on!

That ain't right. And don't give me that I'm a gentleman from an other century shit either. I'm older then him and I'm telling you the first time I got laid was when I was fourteen years old.

My dad took me to the town hooker and said "Son, today is when you become a man." I know right, totally gross. But, that's how it was done back then.

There is something wrong with that boy I'm telling you. He lived through the whole free love hippie age without getting laid once.

That's like a statistical improbability.

I'm glad glad Bella broke up with the little pussy, he ain't right for her. She needs herself a real man. And since me and Emmet are taken, I'm hoping she wont mind settling for a dog.

Naaah just kidding...well sort off. Emmet seems to think that dog will suit her just fine. Something about love being close to hate. I must say I agree with my little brother. I'm just hoping the little fleabag will imprint on her before I imprint on him, preferably with my fist.

I looked at Emmet who was waiting for my answer with a questioning expression on his face.

"I don't know what to tell you Emmet. I'm gonna need to see them together, and maybe one of the other imprinted couples. That way I can see the difference if there is one.

Yeah right! I don't see that happening any time soon. Those dogs hate our guts. There is no way they're gonna let us come to La Push.

"I know Emmet, but maybe we can make a compromise. We could meet at the border, we just need to think this through. Whatever the fuck went wrong with that retarded imprinting shit. We need to fix this, for Bella."

Emmet looked at me with a thoughtful expression. "Jas I'm with you all the way, whatever it is I can do to make sure she's happy, I'll do it."

He grinned mischiefiously, "Lets just hope Rosie doesn't get wind of this. Because if she knows what were up to I'm not gonna be having sex for a decade."

I laughed. "You and me both brother. Now lets go home and make fun of fuckward."

Emmet's booming laughter followed me all the way home.

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