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Previously:

I fell asleep holding her in my arms, it was the first in my entire life I felt this kind of peace and I prayed to God he wouldn't take it away from me.

CHAPTER EIGHTEEN

The Imprint God Screwed Up

Bella

I woke up the next morning feeling like I fell asleep holding a space heater.

I tried to move, but this particular space heater wasn't budging, so I poked him.

"What? What?" He asked startled.

I laughed. "It was just me you dork. I poked you because I need to pee, and you can't seem to let me go of me." I snickered.

He looked surprised to see me in his bed. "So...last night...not a dream?" He asked.

I smirked "Of course it was. The reason why I'm in your bed right now was because I was cold, so I thought; why not go jump into bed with Paul, my own personal electric blanket."

"Fine. Make fun of me why don't you." He gave me a feral grin, confirming once again that he was in fact a werewolf. "By the way did I hear you say something about poking? Because I happen to have the excellent instrument to do some poking of my own." He pulled me closer grinding his groin in my ass, so I could feel exactly how hard he was.

"Oh, you do huh? Maybe if you ask real nicely, I'll let you do some poking. Would you like that?"

"Hell yeah!" He whispered softly while kissing my neck.

My full bladder chose that moment to make me feel the discomfort of not peeing when nature calls. "I'm sorry baby, you need to let me go. I need to pee like a motherfucker and I'd rather not do it in bed."

He let me go instantly. " Run! Run! Go pee. I need to get up anyway. I'm probably gonna be late." He grumbled.

"Where are you going?" I asked a bit dejected. I didn't want him to leave, the thought of being without him was making me feel...uncomfortable.

He gave me a reassuring smile, which made me think he read my mind in some way. "We, are going to see Sam. We need to talk to him about this fucked up imprinting shit. And I need to talk to him about...something else." I wondered what he was going to talk to Sam about. He obviously didn't want me to know. So I let it go...for now.

"And then I have to go on patrol." He continued.

"Oh" I said, sounding sad because I wouldn't get to spend the rest of my day with him.

"Baby don't look at me like that. You know we need to patrol."

I tried to smile. "I know. I'm just... gonna have to find something to do with my time I guess. You know... I'm not used to the fact that I cant go home or see my brothers whenever I want to. And I forgot to bring a book, so."

He gave me a soft kiss followed by the sweetest smile ever. God I could get addicted to his smiles.

"Well... if my talk with Sam goes the way I hope it will go, I think you wont have to worry about it for much longer."

I looked at him with a puzzled expression. "What does that mean exactly? What's with the cloak and dagger shit Paul? I get enough of that from my bonehead brothers." I smiled. Thinking about Jasper and Emmet made me wanna go to them and hang out, but I knew if I told Paul I wanted to go to the Cullen house he'd say; Hell no! Hell no with a fucking cherry on top! He wont let me go anywhere near Edward. And to be honest, I didn't want too. Although seeing my brothers would make me fucking ecstatic, seeing Edward...not so much.

I wonderedhow long it would be before I could see my brothers again. I understood Paul's worry for my safety. But with my brothers there, no one would dare to touch me.

I didn't know how long Paul planned to separate me from my brothers. But I knew I was not going to put up with this shit for long. Jasper and Emmet were a big part of my day to day life. The only time I didn't see them every day was when they went hunting, and even then Em and Jas made sure one of them stayed behind, and the one that did go hunting, always kept his phone in close proximity, just so I could call. I understood Paul's possessiveness, and to be honest, usually when Edward acted like this I wanted to smack him upside the head with a baseball-bat, but with Paul...I don't know, it was different somehow.

I didn't really mind-and God help me- I thought it was cute.

I decided right then and there, never to tell him that little bit of information. I sighed. Yeah, it looked like I was going to have to have a little talk about visiting my brothers with Paul. He was going to have to let me go to the Cullen's. Besides, its not like Edward was a threat or anything like that. At least I didn't think he was.

I returned my thoughts to Paul, who was looking at me intently. "Whats on your mind, baby?"

I didn't want to answer him right now, so I figured I'd try distracting him. It worked.

"Don't think I didn't hear you say; I need to talk to Sam about...something. What the hell is something and why cant I know about it?"

He laughed. "You will hear about it, no matter the outcome of my conversation with Sam. I will let you know what this was about."

I huffed "Well fine then, lets get going Lassie. If we get there with time to spare, we can play go fetch."

He growled at me. "Good dogie!" I smirked.

We drove to Sam's but I'm afraid Paul's prediction about being late was right. We were thirty minutes late when we arrived at Sam's house.

When we walked into the house, I saw that everyone was there. They looked up and when they saw us walking in together holding hands. It was like everyone stopped breathing at once.

Then they all took a breath at the same time. "Bella, Paul, did you arrive together?" Sam asked.

"Yup!"¨Paul said, pushing Embry off his chair so he could claim it as his.

"Hey" Embry yelled from the floor." I was sitting there!"

"Yeah I know, but you were done." Paul looked back at me, and motioned me closer.

When I was within his reach, he pulled me on his lap. "Eat woman" he grumbled before he started stuffing his face with food.

I smiled " Aaah I see your cave wolf has come out to play. Is he joining us for our game of Go fetch later?" I asked with a big smile on my face.

It seems like although me and Paul are together, I still enjoyed pissing him off.

He growled again. I laughed. And that's when I noticed the silence. I looked to see what was wrong with everyone, and saw them watching us with a mixture of shock and confusion.

I almost laughed, but held it just in time. "What?" I asked

They were still watching us, with a dumbfounded look on their faces. "Paul? I said poking Paul -who usually doesn't see anything when he is in his food-zone- he didn't say anything he just kept eating.

"Paul they're starting to scare me" I said, in a fake scared voice.

Me being scared, that definitely got the attention of the cave wolf. He looked up instantly and was surprised when he saw his brothers and Emily looking at us like that.

"What the fuck guys, your scaring Bella! Why are you looking like that, whats wrong?" Paul asked first angry then worried.

"Uhm" Jake said. "Bella is sitting in your lap!" Paul looked at him like he was an idiot. "yeah I know that, I pulled her in it for God sake. What the hell is with you."

"Dude" Embry said "Bella Swan "the leech lover" is sitting in your lap! What the hell!"

Paul stood up in an instant. If he wasn't holding me, I would have fallen on the floor. He let me go and walked towards Embry.

"Don't... call her a leech lover you asshole! Apologise right now!" Paul yelled at Embry. He was shaking. I knew if I didn't do something soon he was gonna phase.

Sam was yelling at Paul, to calm the fuck down. But it was like Paul didn't hear him.

I walked over to him slowly. When I reached him, I put my hand on the back of his neck and pulled his head down to me.

Everyone was screaming at me to get the hell away from him.

Sam was the loudest. Not a surprise, considering what happened to Emily. But I didn't listen.

I looked Paul in the eyes. "Paul honey, I need you to calm down now."

"Embry didn't mean any insult when he called me that. If you calm down, I'm sure he'll apologise. Wont you Embry?" I said without turning around.

"Sure sure, of course I will. I didn't mean any offence I'm sorry Paul, Bella."

"See?" I said to Paul. "All better." He stopped shaking. "Thanks Babe!" He said after giving me a quick kiss. He returned to his seat and pulled me in his lap again. He continued eating like nothing happened.

Werewolves, go figure right.

The pack kept watching us with wide eyes.

"Are you two like... together or something?" Quill asked.

I decided to end their torture. "Yes, yes we are." Almost all the guys looked shocked. Sam looked worried, and Jake seemed to hang somewhere between anger, acceptance and worry.

"But you hate each other. That cant be right." Embry said worried. "Sam the imprint God screwed up. We need to call someone, I don't know who exactly. Its not like they've got an imprint hot-line or something. But something has to be done."

"Yeah," Quil continued when Embry stopped talking, "We need to lodge a complaint." He shook his head with a dazed look on his face. "Dude this shit aint right, somewhere, -and I don't know how, with them being Gods and shit- but somehow someone screwed up. BIG TIME."

Paul decided this would be a good time to pay attention.

"The imprint God did not screw up! And what the hell is it with us talking about an imprint God, is there even such a thing? Anyway moving on. The imprinting...dude did not mess up because me and Bells are great together!" Paul looked at everyone menacingly, warning them not to say different.

"But Paul, I thought you said you didn't imprint on her? What the hell is going on? "Sam asked confused.

Poor guy, I couldn't imagine what it would be like to try to keep the pack in check. He looked like he could use about a weeks worth of sleep.

"I don't know. I think I did. Her brother says I did. He's the empath."

I looked at Paul. I felt overwhelmed by my emotions. He really accepted Em and Jas, the way he said brother without choking or hesitating proofed it.

"HER BROTHER?" Sam , Quill, Jake, Embry and Jared cried out all at once.

"Dude did you just refer to that filthy leech as her brother?" Jake asked incredulous.

"Jacob Ephraim Black! If you refer to my brother as a filthy leech again I'll kick your fucking ass straight into next week!Do NOT speak about my brother that way again...either of them."

Jake looked at Paul, its like he didn't even hear my warning.

"Paul! Dude, if you really did imprint on her. The first thing you gotta deal with is getting those two leeches away from her."

"I'm happy to help you kill them, just say when." He said...about MY brothers.

I got so angry I saw red. When I saw the ceramic oven plate lying on the table I didn't think. I just threw it at Jake.

It hit him smack dab on his forehead. He fell down on the floor immediately. To be honest, I think it was more shock then anything else that landed him on that floor.

Unfortunately, its really hard to hurt a werewolf. Especially when the werewolf is Jake and the place you hit him on is his thick impenetrable head

I walked over to him slowly. He was half lying half sitting on the floor touching his head with his right hand.

"What the fuck was that?" He yelled as soon as he saw me standing there.

"That was me executing my threat. Don't ever talk about my brothers that way again, or next time I wont be so nice about it. My brothers are a part of my life. I think that if you weren't such an idiot, the word BROTHERS would have given you a clue already. There is no way in hell I would ever let them go, not even for my imprint. Its a fucking package deal, take it or leave it." I yelled angry as hell.

"Now Paul over there." I looked at where Paul was sitting in his chair laughing his fucking ass off. "Paul already knows this. And he chose to take it."

"You on the other hand, not being the brightest tool in the shed. Might need some reminding, something I'm very willing to do."

He looked at me as if I was insane.

"Don't look at me like that. I warned you what would happen. You didn't listen ergo its your own goddamn fault."

I walked back to Paul and sat myself back down in his lap.

"That boy needs to show some fucking respect!" I grumbled under my breath.

Of course the werewolves in the room heard me.

Paul who had stopped laughing started again only to be joined by the rest of the wolf pack.

Even Jake.

"OK so maybe I was wrong!" Embry said after the laughter died down a bit. "Maybe the imprinting God didn't screw up after all."

"You two were made for each other." Everyone started cracking up again.

"Yes we are!" Paul said, before giving me a mind blowing kiss.

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