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Previously:

"OK so maybe Iwas wrong!" Embry said after the laughter died down a bit. "Maybe the imprinting God didn't screw up after all."

"You two were made for each said." Everyone started cracking up again.

"Yes we are!" Paul said, before giving me a mind blowing kiss.

CHAPTER NINETEEN

Bitch-slap Me If You Have To!

Paul

I have the best fucking girl in the entire world!

Not only does she kick ass. But she does so without ever using the threat of me or her vampire brothers.

Don't get me wrong. I would gladly fuck-up any son of a bitch that messes with my girl. And so would her brothers.

But sitting there hearing her threaten Jacob. And then hitting him on the forehead with that fucking ceramic dish. Was the hottest thing I have ever seen.

And believe me I have seen some hot things in my man whoring days. (Oh for fuck sake, did Ijust call myself a man whore? Ok moving on!)

I wanted to bend her over that kitchen table and fuck her until I spilled my seed inside her.

Suddenly I stopped breathing.

Fuck, fuck, fuck me!

Thinking about cumming inside Bella made me realize that we didn't use any protection. Fuck! She was gonna fucking kill me if I got her knocked up.

We were so not ready for a baby. Even a cute one, who had Bella's eyes. Aaah a baby who looked just like Bella. A little girl who would call me daddy. My heart nearly exploded with that vision of happiness.

Until I imagined what Bella's reaction was gonna be like. Murder, fuck she was gonna commit bloody murder.

But still it would totally be worth it. Bella with a big belly pregnant with our child.

MAN THE FUCK UP! I yelled mentally at myself. I needed to get my fucking man card back! When the fuck did I become a pussy, maybe I should just hand my fucking balls over to Bella and be done with it.

Come to think of it. Maybe I should do just that. She will probably cut them off anyway when she finds out I knocked her up.

No, for fuck sake don't think about that. She doesn't have to be pregnant. Maybe she's on the pill. Fuck... I cant deal with this right now.

I tried everything in my power not to show the people around me the panic attack I was having. I think it worked.

No one was saying anything anyway. They must not have noticed the sweat poring down my forehead.

Fuck! I was gonna put this problem -or potential problem- on hold right now.

First I'd better talk to Sam about the imprinting thing.

"Sam? Have you got a second? I need to discus something with you...in private."

Sam looked at me with a puzzled expression trying to figure out what I would want to talk to him about.

"Sure...you wanna do it now?"

"Yeah if that's alright." I gave Bella a quick kiss. "I'll be back in a sec babe. I just need to talk to Sam. I'll tell you about it when I get back."

She gave me a sweet smile that took my breath away. "No problem, I'll be here waiting for you."

Aaah that's the sweetest thing ever. Bella always waiting for me to come back to her. Bella pregnant with my child. DUDE! MAN CARD! MAN CARD! MAN CARD! I kept repeating it in my head, hoping it would push back my newly discovered pussy side.

Bella stood up from my lap so I could stand, and sat back down in the now vacant seat. I gave her another quick kiss and reluctantly followed Sam outside.

With all the werewolves in Sam's house our conversation would never be private. Even when we went outside, we still walked a fair amount of distance from the house.

Sam stopped walking and turned around to face me.

"So...whats up?" He asked. Curiosity marking his features.

I took a deep breath. I knew this was not gonna be an easy conversation.

There was simply to much hate between vampires and werewolves to ever get along.

Bella might trust them. And I might want to trust them. But my instinct told me to pick up Bella and run away from her brothers.

"Ok Sam I wanted to talk to you about Bella. I need to know if I imprinted on her or not."

"Okay..." Sam said still puzzled. "What do you want me to do?"

"Sam you know me. I hate leeches. I don't socialize with them they're not my friends and if I could have killed the Cullen's without any consequences I would have done it months ago."

"Where are you going with this Paul?"

"We need to have a meeting the Cullen's."

"why?" Sam asked still confused.

"I need to have the empath look at the bond between me and Bella when we are together."

"I need him to tell me if I imprinted or not. I think he believes he will be able to tell."

"So what? We go to the treaty line and speak to them?"

"No that's the tricky part. I want to go to their home."

Sam looked at me like I lost my mind. "Why the hell would you wanna do that?"

"I need to show Bella that I accept her brothers, even if it kills me. She loves those lee- vampires, and that means I'm gonna have to suck it up."

"Fuck Paul! Are you sure you even want her to be your imprint? Your going to be having leeches as brother in law's!"

"Oh I know! Believe meI know! But that alone should tell you how bad I want her. I'm willing to put up with fucking leeches as in-laws"

He nodded his head slowly

"Well I'm sure as hell not gonna let you walk in there alone. If you really want to do this were going with you."

"Fuck yeah, I need you to keep me calm." I took a deep breath releasing the tension I'd been holding.

"I'll talk to Bella, she can give those idiots of her a call, I'm sure they'll be jumping at the chance to get her in their home again."

"Especially the pussy." Sam looked at me. "Who the hell is "the pussy"?"

"OOh that would be that Edward fucker." His brothers are totally hating him right now. They're calling him the pussy."

Sam looked at me strangely "Is it just me or did I hear some admiration in your voice. Are you friends with leeches now Paul? You like them don't you?"

"No I don't, and Sam I need you to do something for me. Every time you see me liking them, Ineed you to hit me...hard. Smack some sense in to me. Bitch-slap me if you have to! There will be no leech liking for Paul Marez, got it?"

Sam started laughing. "Oh brother, this is going to be so much fun!"

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Do you want Bella to be pregnant yes or no?

Its totally up to you dudes so let me know in a review or pm, and I will make it happen. Or not!

Hey Guys,

So I got a lot of reviews telling me I'm not boring the crap out of you.

Thanks for that! The reason I asked you that was because I received a couple of hints and maybe a couple of demands too.

To reveal the imprinting problem. I'm working towards it, it should come up in the meeting with Carlyle.

I don't know if its gonna be in the upcoming chapter.

I'm not sure yet. Anyway check out my new Jasper Bella story.

Its called; Haven't met you yet

After Edward and his family abandon Bella she moves on with Jake. When he imprints and leaves her too, she's had it.

She leaving town and she's taking Leah with her.

On their trip around the world Bella meets Jasper, the one Cullen she hasn't met before.

I've posted five chapters already.

Read it and let me know what you think.

xxxxx Hanane