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CHAPTER TWENTY
Major Empath Formerly Known As The Empath.
Bella
The second Paul and Sam left the house the guys started asking questions.
"So Bella." Quill started. "You and Paul huh? That's a surprise."
"Yes" I said. "Me and Paul. Why? Are you jealous? Is poor little Quill jealous because I took Paul away?"
I gave him an evil grin. "Dude! I knew you were crushing on Paul. You just totally confirmed my suspicions!"
He looked at me with disgust. "Come on Bells. You know I already imprinted on someone. I gave him an incredulous look.
"Yeah sure you did. You imprinted on a two year old who can barely complete a sentence. Good cover dude. No one would question that."
"And in the mean time you can continue lusting after Paul like the horn dog you really are."
He looked at me like I was insane. The other guys were all howling with laughter.
When I saw his face I cracked up. "Sorry dude, I couldn't resist."
He gave me a scowl but continued talking. "I'm just saying. Its a surprise that's all." He came closer and sat in the seat next to me.
"The day before yesterday, you and Paul were reenacting world war II. And today you come in all, lovey Duffy with the hand holding and lap sitting shit. Its weird that's all."
He turned to me and came a bit closer. "You even smell like Paul...a lot. Do you guys use the same shampoo or something?"
Jared came over and smelled me. I glared at him. "Dude stop forgetting your human and act like one. Humans don't go around smelling each other you dork." I told Jared.
"He's right!" Jared said. "You do smell like Paul. Ooh did little Bella have a sleepover at Paul's house?"
"Whoohoooo!" Everyone started cheering.
"Did Paul pop your Cherie?" Quill yelled.
I lived up to part of my nickname and blushed. "Dude that is like inappropriate in so many ways I don't even know where to start!"
I took a deep breath. "But if you must know, yes! I did spend the night at Paul."
Embry and Quill started doing this little happy dance. I looked at them half laughing, half wondering what the fuck made them so happy.
"What the fuck are you so happy about?" I asked confused.
"Oh nothing." Quill said. "Were just happy! We cant wait for the next time we all phase."
"OK" I said puzzled. "Why is that?"
"Oh because we get to see you naked through Paul's memories!"
I gaped at him. Fuck how did I not see that one coming.
"Ooh I think we embarrassed her." Embry laughed. "Bella, are you shy? Don't you want us to see you naked?"
I really didn't. But I knew if I would make a big deal out of it id never live it down.
"No I don't care. I mean if you want to see Paul having sex then by all means. Whatever flips your switch dude. I always suspected you Quill. But I never imagined Embry having a little crush on Paul too."
Our conversation was interrupted by my phone.
The mission impossible theme sounded through the room.
I knew it was a text from either Emmet or jasper.
I changed my text receiving ring tone this morning.
I thought it was the appropriate ring tone for my spy-playing brothers.
I opened my text .
WARNING YOUR LOCATION HAS BEEN COMPROMISED
WE RECOMMEND YOU GO TO DEFCON ONE WHEN CROSSING THE BORDER
BROTHER BEAR AND MAJOR EMPATH FORMERLY KNOW AS THE EMPATH
REQUEST MEETING
WE HAVE RECEIVED INTEL FROM INFORMANT BY USING HONEYTRAP
(BROTHER BEAR IS NO LONGER IN THE DOGHOUSE YEAH BABY! TAKE THAT JASPER!)
INDICATING THE PUSSY AND THE EVIL PIXIE
HAVE A MISSION PLANNED
REQUESTING THE DOGS TO ATTEND MEETING
WE REQUEST YOU FIND A SUITABLE LOCATION
SEND US RAN DE VOUS COORDINATES A.S.A.P.
(Send us something back soon. Were bored out of our fucking minds!)
x BROTHER BEAR AND MAJOR EMPATH FORMERLY KNOWN AS THE EMPATH
"What the fuck? What the hell is a honeytrap?"
"Who's it from?" Jake asked.
"Its from my brothers." He wisely didn't say anything.
"What do they say? Why are you thinking so hard?"
"They send me a text but i cant really decipher it."
"Why the hell not? Are they speaking in vampire language? Is there such a thing as vampire language?" Embry asked.
"No you dork, its in spy code." I explained my brothers latest obsession to them.
"Ooh hell yeah!" Jared yelled exited. "Read it to me, Ill tell you what it means."
I read them the text.
WARNING YOUR LOCATION HAS BEEN COMPROMISED
"That means they know where you are."
"Well duh" I said. "Move to the good stuff."
"Wait? Who knows where you are and why cant they know about it." Seth asked.
"Oh right I forgot to mention that part. Ah I broke up with Edward, and I don't want to talk to him so I'm kind of hiding out.
"My brothers are making sure that Fuckward and Alice cant get to me."
The room erupted in growls. "Don't worry Bells. We got your back. Jared growled."
"Thanks" I said smiling. "Now get on with it they're expecting a reply."
WE RECOMMEND YOU GO TO DEFCON ONE WHEN CROSSING THE BORDER
"Well it means we should be on high alert when you leave La Push."
BROTHER BEAR AND MAJOR EMPATH FORMERLY KNOW AS THE EMPATH
REQUEST MEETING
The guys started laughing their fucking asses off.
"Hahahaha Major empath formerly know as the empath. Isn't that like the artist formerly known as prince?" Jake howled out.
That got them in an other laughing fit.
WE HAVE RECEIVED INTEL FROM INFORMANT BY USING HONEYTRAP
(BROTHER BEAR IS NO LONGER IN THE DOGHOUSE YEAH BABY! TAKE THAT JASPER!)
"Yeah the other things they said i understood but this what the fuck is a honeytrap?"
"I have no fucking clue!" Jared said.
"Dude it means like when a spy uses sex to uncover Intel." Quill explained smug.
We all looked at him. "Yeah you would know that" Jared told him.
"AAAhh come on has none of you ever watched alias. Its full of shit like that. Plus that Jennifer garner chick is hot!" he said. His eyes were glazed over by the mere mention of her.
"Perv!" I said. "Anyway moving on. I now get the whole out of the dog house part. I quickly explained to the guys that Jasper for some reason I didn't know wasn't getting any from Alice. And that he ratted Emmet out to Rosalie about something Emmet apparently did.
Resulting them both to be in the doghouse. If Emmet screwed that info out of Rosalie it must mean the no sex ban is lifted. Poor Jasper he wasn't getting any sex and he had probably had to listen to Emmet brag.
The guys thought it was hilarious that these seemingly strong vampires were ruled by their wives's pussy. Not my words, Quill's.
We moved on to the rest of the text
INDICATING THE PUSSY AND THE EVIL PIXIE
HAVE A MISSION PLANNED
Two people -because I assume these are code names- are up to something.
REQUESTING THE DOGS TO ATTEND MEETING
The room erupted in growls again. "Who the hell are they calling dogs!" Jared yelled.
"Fucking bloodsuckers!"He grumbled. He looked at my face remembered our earlier conversation, and quickly hid behind Jared.
"Please don't hit me with a dish again!" He pleaded.
The guys all laughed, and I decided to let it go. Its best to do those things when least expected anyway.
WE REQUEST YOU FIND A SUITABLE LOCATION
SEND US RAN DE VOUS COORDINATES A.S.A.P.
"They want us to name the place." Jared continued.
(Send us something back soon. Were bored out of our fucking minds!)
Everyone pretty much laughed their asses off at that part.
x BROTHER BEAR AND MAJOR EMPATH FORMERLY KNOWN AS THE EMPATH
"So do you think Paul's gonna let you see those leech- um I mean very nice brothers of yours?" Embry asked
I immediately tensed. "Why? Do you think I cant decide something like that for my self. Do I look like someone who needs their boyfriend to decide things for them?"
"Wow! Wow! No that's not what i meant I swear!" Embry quickly said.
I looked at him sheepishly. "Sorry. Previous relationship issues."
Embry wiggled his eyebrows at me. "So...boyfriend huh? What actually happened to the leech?"
I didn't say anything about him calling Edward a leech. Somehow I just didn't seem to care. As long as they stayed away from my brothers it didn't matter to me.
I remembered Jake's attitude towards Em and Jas and scowled at him. He was looking at me with wide eyed.
"Edward and I broke up." The room erupted in yeah's and hell yeah's.
"Fuck that leech! Maybe now he knows that woman will go for a real man, when they have the choice!" Quill yelled.
Fucking idiot!
"So did you make him cry?" Jake asked eager to know. The other guys stopped talking and leaned in, not wanting to miss the answer.
"No I didn't. At least I don't think so. I don't know, I broke up with him over the phone so I cant be sure."
They all looked at me with shock.
"You broke up with him over the phone?" Everyone yelled at the same time.
"Wow! Burn!" They were all laughing again.
"What? Its not like I wanted to do it that way, I kind of had to. I was with Paul an-"
"Wait you were with Paul when you broke up with the leech? You broke up with the leech so you could be with Paul? This shit is priceless."
"Its like daytime TV!" Quill yelled.
"Next on the werewolf and the leech lover. See how the leech lover becomes an ex-leech lover and gets her Cherie popped by the werewolf."
"Ieuuww you fucking pervert!" I yelled.
"Besides I did not break up with Edward for Paul. I was going to break up with him anyway, I just hadn't realized it yet."
"Sure sure." Jake said.
"I was! I needed to get laid so bad! I was so desperate I might have jumped you." I teased.
"Good thing Paul got in the way huh?"
"Yeah he said good thing." Everyone could clearly see he didn't mean a word of what he just said.
"So the leech really didn't wanna screw you?" Jared asked.
I really couldn't believe I was having this conversation with them but on the other hand they were going to read it in Paul's mind anyway.
And who knows what the fuck Paul is thinking. Id better give them the details from me.
"No he didn't. He was to gentlemanly to do anything like that. The guy barely kissed me."
"He never barely kissed you? Oh he's gay alright...no doubt about it." Jared said
"Paul was my first real kiss."
"Wow" Embry said. "Paul really is a lucky son of a bitch."
I smiled. "Thanks, I think."
"So whats wrong with the leech? Do you think he really is a Gaylord?" Quill asked
I laughed. "Well his brothers do, they've been trying to get me to break up with him ever since they came back."
"Seriously?" Seth asked. "They are? Wow, i thought they'd be on his side for sure. To be honest i was even a little worried about that."
"What do you mean?" Jake asked taking the words right out of my mouth.
"Well I was worried they'd be upset with you for breaking up with Edward. I thought this could screw p your relationship with them." Seth said shyly.
"Pussy!" Jake ans Quill said at the same time.
Seth blushed.
"He is not a pussy! Just because he is nice doesn't mean you get to call him that. Emily has a lot of ceramic dishes you know!" I said pointedly.
They wisely shut up.
I looked back at Seth. "No don't worry about it, really. Emmet even did a victory dance when i told him. They are over the moon about it."
"They're probably torturing Fuckward about it as we speak. My brothers are very upset with Edward for making them leave me."
"Oh" Embry said. "They sound sort of cool."
Jake Quill and Jared all smacked him at the same time.
"Ouch what did you do that for?"
"We do not speak about ..." He looked at me and quickly amended his words. "Vampires that way."
"They are our enemy they do not sound sort of cool."
"Well they do!" Embry said rubbing his head.
Our conversation was interrupted by Sam and Paul walking back into the house.
We all looked at them and I could tell that everyone was curious.
Paul walked over to me and gave me a kiss.
"Baby, I know how much you miss your brothers and I talked to Sam about it. We need to talk to the empath abo-" Jake interrupted him.
"Uh MAJOR empath now."
We all burst in to laughter.
Paul looked at me with a confused expression on his face.
I gave him my phone so he could read the text. Sam walked over to Paul and read the text over Paul's shoulder.
Paul and Sam exchanged glances. "Looks like the leeches had the same idea." Sam said.
"What? How do you mean that?" Paul smiled because he could see how exited I was getting.
"We wanted to ask you to call your brothers and ask for a meeting."
"Hell yeah, but I'm gonna text first. I don't know where they are and I don't want Edward to overhear our plans." I said getting more exited by the second.
Sam smiled. "We want to have the meeting at their house so there is no point in hiding it from 'the pussy'."
I looked at Paul. He shrugged. "What ? Its a good name for him!" I gave him a kiss and smiled "Yes it is."
"I want to send them a message first anyway. They'll be so disappointed if i don't."
Paul gave me a look. "They'll be disappointed, or you'll be disappointed?" He asked smirking.
"Tell me the truth, you're loving that aren't you?"
I had to laugh. He was so right, this so much fun.
Paul gave me back my phone and I started to type a message.
WARNING RECEIVED
REQUEST FOR MEETING GRANTED
MEETING LOCATION FOR YOUR EARS ONLY
WE REQUEST TRANSMISSION
OUR LINES ARE OPEN
X THE CRIMSON KLUTZ
"OK" I said. "I told them to call so that we can tell them where to meet. I'm going to send it now."
Before I could Jared took the phone out off my hands.
"I think you forgot something, I just want to add this." He said with a grin on his face.
I wasn't sure what he was doing, but I didn't mind. Whatever it was I could always put the blame on him and I think Jas and Em would get a kick out of receiving a text from a werewolf.
Jared handed me back my phone. "Here he said. "Now you can send it."
I read the text out loud to see what he added.
WARNING RECEIVED
REQUEST FOR MEETING GRANTED
MEETING LOCATION FOR YOUR EARS ONLY
WE REQUEST TRANSMISSION
OUR LINES ARE OPEN
X THE CRIMSON KLUTZ
PS CONGRATULATIONS ON GETTING SOME MOSQUITO, I'M HAPPY FOR YOU. BUT DON'T CALL US DOGS AGAIN
J-WOLF
We all laughed, and i send the text.
I cant wait to hear and see my brothers again. I hope Paul wont be one off those guys who gets jealous and doesn't like me to touch other people.
God i really didn't want that. I loved hugging my brothers, and i sure as hell wasn't going to give that up.
If Paul tried to make me... Well lets just say, Emmet showed me how to use a baseball bat!
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