Another chapter! I'm really into typing today. xD Anyways this chapter is for Rexno Kiley. You have a lot of questions! I like it~ xD
Disclaimer: I may own your cabbages but I still won't own Vocaloid. OTL.
Miku: Yes! Another interview!
Rin: Why do you always start this…this… Ask something thing-y? *crosses arms*
Miku: It's because I'm the number one Vocaloid! *thumbs up*
Len: No you're not. Meiko and Kaito were the first ones.
Miku: Meh! *stick tongue*
Meiko: WUSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!
Rin: Erm… Meiko?
Kaito: *sigh* Unfortunately, Meiko's drunk today.
Miku: I hope she won't ruin the stage. *shivers*
Luka: Let's just start now. It's for, uh, Rin and Len. *hands the paper*
Miku: Why does every question starts with Rin and Len?
Rin: Isn't it obvious?
Len: It's because we're more popular than you. *winks*
Miku: USODA! (Liar!)
Rin and Len: *chuckles*
Len: Anyways…
-Hey Rin and Len~! You two are so awesome; must I try and search for another synonym? Especially in your performances of Trick and Treat on the March 9th concert! Rin, your outfit was so cute, hm, but Len, why were YOU the one with a bow on your neko tail?
Rin: Thank you Rexno~ I really liked my outfit there!
Len: *sigh* That costume… Well, I guess the producers are just goofing around with the costumes…again…
Kaito: Please were more neko costumes, Len!~
Len: *punches Kaito* Shut up, Pervert!
Rin: Next question~
-Will you guys present that song when you come to LA?
I hope so! Trick or Treat is such a great song to dance at~
Len: But with more "manlier" costume…
Rin: Psh. You're still not getting used to "those costumes"? *giggles*
Len: Shut up, Loli.
Rin: Shota.
Len: Loli.
Miku: Next question please!
Len: Okay…
-Soooo you two KNEW this was coming! Are you two twins, mirror images, lovers? Be prepared for many questions on that subject...
Really, you guys are still not done with that?
Rin: Yeah, but I think many people sees us as twins…
Len: But it's not official yet…
Kaito: If you were mirror images… *thinks*
Rin: *throws a flower vase at Kaito* I know what you're thinking, BAKAITO!
Kaito: Ouch! My head! *runs to the kitchen*
Len: …
Rin: Oh, next question is for me…
-Rin? Are you really as crazy as you are in Fear Garden? You look so cute and innocent and I Like You I Love You-ish, then you pull out the 'choppy ur armz' card on us...
Ahaha, oh that… don't worry, the hands used on Fear Garden are just props… But, Daww, Yeah, I'm really adorable~
Len: Yeah right…
Rin: Hmp.
-What would you do if Gakupo stole your pretty little bouncy headbow?
Oh, I will chop him to pieces! Nobody steals my adorable little bow! *strokes bow*
Gackupo: I thought you were supposed to be adorable… D:
Rin: *winks*
-I have a plushie of you. I nearly punch my cat whenever he goes near it, becuz I'm so protective over it. (Dont worry, I love my cat! Promise!) I paid 25$ for it, but Rinny-chan, how much money do YOU think you're worth?
Daww, you really love me~ Animal abuse is wrong…but I knew you just do it out of loooooove…
25$ eh… Not bad… Maybe 30$ is enough, Ohohoh.
Miku: That's a little expesive….
Len: My turn…
-Dont worry...I'm not a fangirl for you. Wellll...maybe I am when you sing Last Night and Gray...^^
Whew, glad you're not one of those scary fangirls… Um, haha, thanks. Last Night Good Night was so high… I almost broke my voice in there but, I succeeded, haha. Many people like Gray because they say that I sing like my own age there. Take that Shotacons.
Miku: Hah! I didn't even had a hard time singing Last Night, Good Night…
Len: Okay first, it's because it's your song,duh. And secondly, You're a girl!
Miku: Ohoho, got that right, Shota. *winks*
Len: *groans* Whatever, Miss Helium Diva.
-Oh, but, Len, sorry, it's ME who has your pants. ... BAZINGA! (Yes Big Bang Theory reference right ther.) I actually stole your alter, Dell's, pants. But he ain't EVER getting em back! *fangirl laugh*
*sigh* That song's going to haunt me forever. Nice reference, BTW. Oh and, you stole Dell's pants? O.O He's not gonna be happy about that.
Dell: *slams door open* People! Another set of my pants went missing!
Len: Told 'ya.
Haku: U-um… Dell, please calm down..I-I think I know who stole your pants…
Dell: Screw this, I'm going back to sleep… *walks away*
Haku: D-dell, wait! *follows Dell*
Len: O…kay…
-Do you, Len, think you're smarter than Rin?
Ahaha! Of course I'm smarter than Rin!
Rin: What the, no you're not! D:
Len: Yes I am.
Rin: You're a boy!
Len: So?
Rin: Girls are smarter than boys and it's a universal truth… Google it, Len.
Luka: That was supposed to be my line.
Rin: Ahaha…o..kay…
Len:
-Your new Append is hot. Especially in the songs Out of Eden and Get Wild! GREAT JOB ON THE PUBERTY, MAN! So how has your new Append changed how you're being treated, by fans and by the Vocaloid family?
Haha, I know right. And thanks man.
Rin: Len just hit puberty? *laughs*
Miku: *laughs with Rin*
Len: Unfortunately, no. They still treat me the same way even before Append came and it sucks. I don't know about the fans though.
Miku: *just done laughing* Haha. Puberty.
Len: Your turn, Miss Helium Diva. *death glare*
Miku: *sticks out tongue*
-You are so so so so so so gorgeous :)
Daww, IKR? I am soooo gorgeous~
Rin: Yeah right.
Miku: Jealous?
Rin: Never.
Miku: Haha. *giggles*
-What do you honestly think of Len? And what about Kaito? NO SECRET KEEPING, MISSY!
Um, Len… Yeah, he's cute and Shota…
Len: *death glare*
Kaito: And?
Miku: Kaito can be so stupid sometimes... But yeah, he can be a good brother sometimes too… But he's still a pervert and nothing can change that.
Kaito: *accidentally spills ice cream* My ice cream!
Miku: See what I'm talking about?
-Um your Append outfit is...oh...you know...a bit TOO sexy for someone who sings things like Melt and White Letter. But do you like wearing it?
Dohoho, But I am sexy, right? *winks*
Rin: No.
Miku: Jealousy strikes again, eh? Don't worry Rin yours will grow soon~ *laughs*
Len: I don't think so… *laughs*
Rin: *blushes* Y-yours isn't that big, anyway…
Kaito: You all can learn from Meiko and Luka… *accidentally pokes Meiko's you know*
Meiko: *smashes with a bat*
Kaito: Ow! I'm not happy being abused, ya'know!
Len: You're lucky she's asleep.
Miku: Back to the question, No. I may look sexy in it but, I think I prefer my old look. *hug self* Because it looks more comfortable…
Rin: I just realize, the Append made our voice sound normal but we look more robotic…While our original voices sounds more robotic but we look more normal…
Len: The irony…
Miku:
-Is it awkward singing songs or doing photoshoots in the Append clothes?
Um, no, I don't think so. Maybe because I already got used to the producers I work with? But when we're doing it with new people, yeah, it's awkward. Good thing my Master covers me with his jacket before we do photo shoots or so.
-Im gonna cosplay you, in the Rolling Girl outfit, this spring. But...I'm nervous about the wig getting ruined. How do you keep your SUPER long hair so nice and clean and knotless? Is there, like, a special magic formula?
Oh yay! Good luck with that~ Haha, don't be so nervous on the wig so that you'll look good. *winks* Well, I do use a LOT of shampoo for my super long hair. But I don't do t everyday because it'll cause hair damage. Don't forget to use conditioner whether used a shampoo or not. Hm, maybe spraying some hair spray will help your wig keep in place?
Oh, and, haha. Magic Formula.
Rin: Wow, you said a lot in this time.
Len: You must be exhausted?
Miku: Not really~
-What's Mikuo like? Got any secrets of his that you wanna spill to the world?
Mikuo: Yay, I'm mentioned.
Miku: Hm…Mikuo? He's kinda cute too, like Len. But can also be stupid, like Kaito. And he jokes a LOT. Haha, that's why I like him. He can also be a pervert sometimes. And he's like an older brother to me. *smiles at Mikuo*
Mikuo: Daww, I'm touched~ But I am not a pervert.
Miku: Riiiiiight… Okay, Mikuo's secret? Hm…
Mikuo: Ha! You don't know any of my secret! I keep them in my diary!
...
Oh...
Miku: Hahaha! Oh god! You have a diary? *laughs*
Rin: That's so manly, Mikuo. *laughs with Miku*
Mikuo: *blushes*
Miku: Well I guess that's one of his secrets… And oh, he's checking out Neru too.
Neru: … *opens phone*
Mikuo: I do not! *blushes more*
Miku: Yes you do~ *winks*
Mikuo: Do you really hate me that much? *pouts*
Miku: Give me leeks for a week and I'll keep your secret…
Mikuo: You already spilled it out!
Miku: Dohoho, my bad~
-Screw them die-hard Miku haters. You're my favourite Vocaloid, voice-wise, song-wise (Calc. *_*), and design-wise.
Daww, thank you! Yeah, screw the Miku haters!
…
And those who sings "Gekokujou"
Rin: Why, got a problem with that?
Miku: Just kidding, I love you~ *glomps Rin*
Rin: I thought so.
Mikuo: Yuri!
Kaito: Hawt.
Len: Ew.
Rin and Miku: We will deal with you guys later. *dark aura*
Kaito: Erm… My turn?
-Hey man. My question is what we ALLLLL expected; what do you TRULY think of Len? He's cute ain't he?
Len: Oh god. *groans*
Kaito: Ohoho! Of course he's cute~ He's my little Shota~ *cuddles Len*
Mikuo: Yaoi!
Rin: Shut up.
Miku: Jealous~
Len: MY little Shota? Hah. *pushes Kaito*
Kaito: Aw, you hate meh. ; A ;
Len: Of course I do. *eats a banana*
Kaito: Augh. I really love it when you eat bananas. *nosebleeds*
Len: P-pervert! *throws banana peel at Kaito*
Rin and Miku: Boom.
Mikuo: Head shot.
Kaito: A-anyways, next question…
-Dude...why are you naked all the time...?
W-why? It's very comfortable~ Especially during hot days…
Miku: But it's gross, Kaito.
Rin: And why do you have your scarf always with you? Even when you're naked?
Mikuo: Dude, do you like, bath with that thing?
Kaito: My scarf is a very special item ya'know! Without it…I don't feel like Kaito anymore…
Len: Wow…
Kaito:
-In Dark Woods Circus, your short part in the song totally made me shiver! Such a creepy role man! But I'm a bit claustrophobic so I'm wondering, how was it for you to be tied up in that straightjacket?
Haha. Yeah, I like my role in there too. But man, being tied like that wasn't easy…especially if Meiko's then one tying you up like that…
-Kaito, suppose that we are at a scarf auction, and Tei bid super high on and got posession of a perfect scarf that you wanted really bad! You DO know what Tei's gonna use that rope-like object for, ne? Well in short, Len's in trouble. What will you do about it?
Tei as in Sukone Tei? Wow, that girl is creepy. I think I know what she will do with that rope. Yep, Len's in trouble. Or gonna get raped. Again. But if she have a very beautiful and perfect scarf I would so buy it from her!
Len: WTF.
Kaito: Haha.
-Ever had ice cream spiked with rum?
Rin: What's a "rum"?
Meiko: *just woke up* Rum? Where?
Miku: I think rum is some kind of liquor?
Kaito: Erm… there's no rum here Meiko… Ahaha…
Meiko: Er… what's going on here?
Luka: We already started.
Meiko: Without me?
Len: Actually you were here. You were just sleeping.
Meiko: Oh…okay go on…
Kaito: Well, I haven't actually tried but if it would make my ice cream taste better then maybeeee?
-Ever looked at a playboy/playgirl magazine? ;)
Wha- Oh no, no, no, no, not at all…
Gackupo: Hey Kaito, you ordered this month's playboy magazine, right? Sorry but they're sold out today.
All except Kaito and Gackupo: …
Kaito: ASDFG!#TGQ%N!
Gakupo: Um…don't worry bro, you can still order next week.
Kaito: Thanks for the support…. OTL.
Mikuo: So you do read them… Can I borrow one issue?
Miku: *hits Mikuo's head* No you can't.
Len: This is for Meiko. *hands the paper*
Meiko: Okay…
-Ummmmm...pull up your shirt.
*creepy grin* Do you really want to?
Rin: WTH.
Kaito & Gackupo: Yes. Yes. Yes.
Meiko: *pulls up shirt*
Miku & Rin: *holds up a cardboard to censored Meiko's* This is the Pedo's Protection Shield.
Meiko: Ohohoh. You people and your strange requests~
-Meiko, what's your favorite song? It can be by you, by someone else, English, whatever!
Hm… Favorite song, eh… I guess Alice Human Sacrifice?
Miku: Why?
Meiko: Haha. No reason actually. I just thought of t randomly. *winks*
Also, singing it feels great because we sang all of it.
Luka: *coughs*
Meiko: Okay… Maybe not all of us, but still, you get my point, right?
-Alright, scenario time! Kaito made you eat A BUNCH of ice cream, but you aren't immune to the sugar like he is. Now you gotta go to the dentist. Whooooo scary. What do you do in that situation? Punch Kaito and sue the Ice Cream Company or what?
Right, like he can force me to eat that stupid food.
Kaito: It's not stupid! Kids love Ice Creams! *again, is an expert*
Meiko: Anyways, of course I'll punch, no, beat the hell out of him if that happens… I won't sue the Ice Cream Company, though.
-Hey, what's the deal with Sakine 16?
Oh, oh her… She was supposed to be like, the younger me… She sings a bit higher than me, I guess. Maybe she's a…Whadya' call that, Pitchloid? I kinda like her, though. Too bad she doesn't like Sake. *sigh*
-I think you'd look good with a girly slightly-Justin Bieber-oriented haircut. Whaddya say?
Justin Bieber?
Len: He's a famous singer in America. Some love him and some hates him.
Meiko: Oh, yeah, I remembered her.
Rin: Him.
Meiko: Oops, My bad. Anyways, yeah, I like my hair too. Though I'd like to try to make my hair longer.
Kaito: I think you'd look hot, I mean, cute with long hair, Meiko~
Meiko: You know, you're really lucky I'm n a good mood right now.
-You were my first Vocaloid voice on the program ! :D :D ...I downloaded you illegally and couldn't even make you say 'Toeto'.
Really? You can download Vocaloid illegally?
Len: It's called Pocaloid. The hacked version of Vocaloid.
Meiko: Smart ass.
Rin: Owned.
Len: Psh. That just proves I'm the smartest here.
Mikuo: Lies, all lies.
Kaito: Yeah! I'm smart too! I have memorized the average length and size of little children's ch-
Len: Don't. Even continue. That sentence.
Meiko: Back to the question, really? You can't make me say Toeto? Come on, man! You can do it!
Gackupo: It's my darling's turn now~
Luka: *hits Gackupo's head* Don't you ever call me that again.
Gakupo: *sobs in a corner*
Luka:
-Wtf is Tako Luka?
It's my mascot. Look at my head.
Tako Luka: Yoho!
Miku: HOLY LEEKNESSES! What is that thing?
Luka: Tako Luka.
Rin: Daww, look at her~ Ain't she adorable? *pokes*
Len: A talking octopus. Can our family get any weirder?
Hachune Miku: *pokes Len*
Len: Huh?
…
WTH.
Luka: I think I answered your question already.
-If you had the time (which I'm assuming you don't, idk, song recording N stuff), would you be one of those avid bloggers?
I don't think so.
Miku: Yeah. Luka rarely talks so I guess it would be hard for her to make one of those.
Luka: *nods*
-..do you presently have a fork in your bra...?
…
You don't wanna know.
-Luka, I see you as the authority figure over the rest of the Vocaloids. Cuz you're all Clean Clear and Under Control. are you ACTUALLY the mom/drill sergeant of the house?
Yeah. Me and Meiko controls over the house. Though I'm much busier than her so she takes up most of the managing here. And she's scarier that me so it's easier for her manage.
All: *jaw drop*
Luka: What?
Meiko: Luka!
Rin: That was officially your longest sentence ever!
Luka: I'm glad.
-Do you read alot? If so, what's your favourite genre?
Yes, I read a lot. My favorite genre is Mystery.
Rin: So that what makes you smart. *puts finger on her chin*
Len: Maybe if you read a lot, you'll be smarter.
Rin: Whatever. *crosses arms*
Kaito: Wait, where's Gackupo? It's his turn now.
Meiko: There he is. *points*
Gackupo: *analyzing the question* Yes! That's wonderful!
Len: What?
Gakupo: Oh, I'm sorry.
-You and Luka should name your kids Guka and Lakupo.
Luka: *blushes*
Miku: Daww, if you think about it, it is a nice name~
Rin: Rexno Kiley! You made Luka say her longest sentence and made her blush!
Len: What kind of questioner are you?
Miku: I bet she used some kind of magic.
Rin: She must studied at Hogwarts!
Len: Baka, Hogwarts doesn't exist.
Rin: Bleh! You ruin the fun! *sticks out tongue*
…
Don't worry, I'll do a Part 2 of this… xD I was just afraid that it would be too long for people to read~
Did you wait too long for this? D: I'm sorry, have a lot of things to do since school's gonna start soon…
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Review Please and Thanks for reading.