A/N: Once again, formattin is being a HUGE douchebag. Thanks to everyone who reviewed! You are all totally awesome, and will succeed in life.
PS; the '3' are actually less than threes, but ff won't show the less than part.
Act 2 Scene 1
Romeo Ditching my friends :D See ya LOSERS! (from mobile)
Benvolio wrote on Romeo's wall: ROMEO 3
Benvolio wrote on Romeo's wall: ROMEO 3
Benvolio wrote on Romeo's wall: ROMEO 3
Benvolio wrote on Romeo's wall: ROMEO 3
Benvolio wrote on Romeo's wall: ROMEO 3
Mercutio wrote on Benvolio's wall: STFU PL0X. You're clogging up my newsfeed you little shit. He prob went home =_=
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Benvolio: Naww did you see his status, duuude? 3
Mercutio: I can do this. I'm a WIZARD! ACCIO ROMEO! ACCIO MY DOUCHEBAG FRIEND! ACCIO DOUBLE STUFF! Oh c'mon srsly…Accio Rosaline? THAT DEAD MONKEY SHIT. Why the hell is not coming? C'mon Romeo! I even fucking tagged him D:
Benvolio: Duuude, not cool, Romeo's gonna flip out 3
Mercutio: You'd think he'd be fucking Rosaline :/ I'm kinda disappointed.
Benvolio: That's vulgar, mannn. He's prob hiding in the trees like the creeper he is, blinded by love 3
Mercutio: If his love is blind, then he'll never get a girl :P He probably wishes his mistress was a rotten orange horse flower. And he was a pop'rin pear…=_= isn't that a fruit imagery set? Anywho, nighty night Romeo. Let's go Benvolio. WE KNOW YOU STALK OUR WALL TO WALLS ROMEO :D
Benvolio: Yeahh dude, Romeo's not gonna come anytime soonnn. That looooser. 3
Act 2 Scene 2
Romeo is stalking the love of his life and pissed at his so called BFFLs for being douches, because I totally did not stalk their wall to wall D: (from mobile)
Romeo wishes Juliet would come out of her hermit hole and shine like sun brightly upon the night sky and murder those damn stars because they'll never be as pretty as she (from mobile)
Romeo wonders why no one is commenting or liking his poetic statuses /:| (from mobile)
Romeo OMG, JULIET IS WALKING OUTSIDE. OMGOMGOGM! And she's leaning on the railing…now she blinked…and she's moving her hand….but to where? Ohh, to her cheek. Nice choice. Those baby butt soft cheeks, I wish I could stroke it….omg, she's sighing now. (from mobile)
Romeo BTW, I'm not a stalker. (from mobile)
Juliet His name is Romeo? Srsly, why the hell did his dad name him that? It's the fugliest name in the world. You know what, I'll love him only if he changes his name to something sexy, like, Marley or whatev. (from mobile)
Romeo Aww, how romantic. Should I write on her wall? (from mobile)
Juliet And seriously, God, you made him a fucking Montague! What a douche. You know, what, FUCK YOU FATE. He's still totally awesome though. I'm actually gonna go and make this huge metaphor because I'm that upset about his whole situation. If roses were called Horseshit, it would still smell like roses, not Horseshit, although we would probably be calling the smell horseshit, and horse shit will actually be called roses and roses will then therefore smell crappy, but whatever. Oh Romeo, keep your perfectness, except, change your name pl0x. You could name yourself Juliet. That's a pretty name. Just saying. (from mobile)
Juliet added using metaphors and deep stuff to express my inner angst to her interests
Romeo wrote on Juliet's wall: BOO! I'M AWAKE YO! ;)
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Juliet: AFASKJFASK:LJ!
Juliet: Sorry, button mashed. I was kinda freaked out when you leaped outta the shadows…
Romeo: It's me, Romeo!
Romeo: Do you see me? I'm waving at you! And commenting at the same time :D
Juliet: I know, I'm not an idiot, your screen name says Romeo.
Romeo: Yeah, that's me!
Juliet: So, wtf are you doing here? The orchard walls were specifically designed to keep out people like you, and plus, my bffls will murder you when they see you. No joke.
Romeo: I flew over the walls on Love's feathery, shimmery, white, happy, awesome, rainbow wings, because the walls around your mansion cannot keep me out, because with Love's power on my side, I will always find a way to cross those dangerous borders than separates me from my forbidden love.
Juliet: WTF. HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET OVER THESE WALLS? AND DON"T SPEW OUT THOSE LOVE BULLSHIT! And half that shit didn't even make sense,,,BTW, LIKE I SAID, my friends will murder you. By murder, I mean, skin you alive, cook your remains in a pot until it's only the skeleton that's left, and then make 32 missiles with it and blow up your mansion.
Romeo: Uhh, I was looking for a happier reaction here, buzzkill. Anyways, your eyes are sharper than all their swords. Plus, if you smile, that'll give me all the strength I need to defeat them.
Juliet: look, I'm happy for you and all, but stop being such a DUMB SHIT. WE LIVE IN TIMES OF WAR. You're making a huge fucking scene, and everyone will see you!
Romeo: I have the cloak of darkness to hide me. Plus, I'd kinda rather die if you told me you didn't love me.
Juliet: Cloak of darkness hasn't got shit on the Cloak of Invisibility, so you're pretty much visible to every sniper within 100 meters. BTW, how did you even find me here? How did you know this was my room?
Romeo: I mapped out your mansion after I saw you. I knew it would come in use some day.
Juliet: It can not get creepier than this.
Romeo: JKJK, I was directed here by Love :3
Juliet: I'm just not going to comment. I'm getting sick of all this Love talk. He doesn't fucking exist. Btw, do you love me? I know you'll say yes, but I mean, seriously love, swear on something. I find your idiocy charming, and your Edward Cullen like tendencies are very endearing. Anyways, since you were prolly stalking my statuses, you kinda figured all that…so…do you love me?
Romeo: I vow on the moon
Juliet: I mean, something that actually matters. Not some silver chunk in the sky. Swear on your life.
Romeo: Er…sure
Juliet: You know what, nvm. This is getting weird. So let's just call it a night, and you can visit me tomorrow.
Romeo: C'mon…
Juliet: Yes?
Romeo: Y'know, giggidy giggidy
Juliet: EXCUSE ME? ARE YOU ASKING FOR SEX? I AM NOT SOME SLUT THAT YOU CAN JUST ASK TO HAVE SEX WITH. I AM A STRONG WOMAN, AND YOU WILL HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT IF YOU WANT TO MARRY ME. SO YOU WANT THE WHOLE WOMEN'S RIGHTS ASSOCIATED TO BURN DOWN YOUR HOUSE AND THEN SHIT ON THE REMAINS? YOU KNOW WHAT? FUCK YOU AND YOUR MYSOGINISTIC VIEWS. KEEP THIS GOING, AND YOU'LL BE DEALING WITH DIVORCE PAPERS AFTER OUR MARRIAGE. FUCKING SEXIEST. NOW GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY SIGHT.
Romeo: Whoa…
Nurse ASLKFSAKJKAFS (from mobile)
Juliet wrote on Romeo's wall: Shit, Nurse is awake. She just butt-facebook'd.
Romeo Wow. I can't believe this actually happened. I'm not going to pinch myself, in case this is a dream. (from mobile)
Juliet joined the group Romeo's secret love life
Juliet wrote on Romeo's secret love life's wall: If you are serious about this, text me tomorrow with the date and time.
Nurse
HOOLIET! (from mobile)
Juliet wrote on Romeo's secret love life's wall: Kay, gtg.
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Romeo: Alrighty then.
Juliet: KAY STOP POSTING. I KEEP ON GETTING NOTIFICATIONS.
Juliet
wrote on Nurse's wall: Next time, don't sleep next to you cell phone, okay?
Romeo ohhh the curvy way the 'g' in her good-bye is formed…it's so beautiful and attractive. Is it weird that I'm attracted to a letter? (from mobile)
Juliet
wrote on Romeo's secret love life's wall: You still there? HELLOO?
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Romeo: And you come crawling back…
Juliet: STFU. I just need to know when to send my messenger.
Romeo: 9.
Juliet: k thx
Romeo: how 'bout I just stand here to make sure you remember?
Juliet: You insane? GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY GARDEN. Look! The snippers are right behind you! RUN ROMEO RUN!
Romeo: Then I summon Love in Attack mode! He will protect me from the snippers!
Juliet: No, you would have to put it in defence mode to protect you, but it's still a fail, because his def stats is less than three. Wow you fail at Yugioh
Romeo: ohh…well Sor-ry! I just got my beginner's deck yesterday.
Juliet: okay, now piss off before I barf at the terrible duelist you are. Seriously, you would loss to Thea. And she believes in the Power of Friendship.
Romeo I think I'm going to stick to Pokemon. It makes so much more sense. LOL Juliet (from mobile)
Romeo is in a relationship with Juliet