Author's Note: I'm only partway through the game so don't rage at me if I get things wrong.

I sat in class because it was the next day. Sasuke-kun wasn't in class and I was worried because he always answered the questions in class. Mr Kashiwashy looked really angry and started to yell at everyone. Yosuke looked at me and blushed and I blushed too. And I fainted. When I woke up, his sparkling eyes reflected our forbidden love. We started passing notes and his said "do u like me y/n?"

ALL OF A SUDDEN a shadow burst through the celing. It was a giant tongue thing and it ate mr kashiwashy. Then it used lick on me and it was super effective. I took out my gun and shot myself in the head and my persona came out it was succubuss. Except it was pink and sparkley.

Naoto stood up and pulled out his diamond katana. He jumped off the wall and slashed at the shadoo. Then he jumped on top of succubus and rode on succubus's back fighting the shadow like inyasha. Then sasuke came out of nowhere and killed the shadow. He glared at yosuke and said "HOW CAN YOU DO THIS TO ME, SUSANmARU is MINE!" Yousuke took out his nunchaku and swirled them around in the air. Sasuke also had ninja star shurikens like naruto. They both looked hot and I fainted. When I woke up succubus was gone and the shadow was dead. I pulled mr kashiwashi out of its corpse because he was swallowed whole. "thank you lizzie" said Mr kashiwashi and he gave me an A++.

Meanwhile yosuke and Sasuke were fighing over me outside. "I appreciate her beauty!" said Yosuke. "WELL I APPRECIATE HER BEAUTY MORE!" said sauske, and he ripped off his shirt revealing his washboard abs, which glowed with power. (But I really liked Yosuke mroe, they just didnt know that.)

BUT SASUKE IS SEXY TOO I was very conflicted by this. But then Mr. Morooka Kashiwash cam up to me and said "SUSANMARU WILL YOU MARRY ME!"

to be contunued.