Persona 4: War of Shadows

by x-sparklegurl1997-x

An alternate telling of Persona 4 told from the point of view of a girl going to Yasogami high. She discovers the truth behind the murders in Inaba, and learns that she may be the only one capable of saving all of Japan from the monsters known as shadows

3. Fight to the Death!

AN: I LOOOOOVE POUTINEEE!

Then Susanmaru flew to canada with Yosuke on the back of pixie. When they got there they went to Saint-Hubert (LOL DATS MY FAVE RESTAURANT) and ate lots of poutine together, it was a really sexy date.

Yosuke went up to me and said "J'aime toi et je aimerai tu pour longtemps." I lold at his grammar. Then we went to a bloc quebecois rally (THEY SHOULD HAVE KICKED DA NDPS ASS!) and voted oui for the referundum.

Then quebec broke off from canada and floated into the middle of the Pacific ocean to chill with hawaii. Except it was still cold. Then Stephen Harper flew overhead in his helicopter, he jumped out, and did a triple flip while pulling out his katana, he skydove down on us and landed on the ground piercing Yosuke through the heart. But I used Posmudi and on him and he was okay. Stephen Harper shot himself in the head and out came Belphegor. STEPHEN HARPER WAS A PERSONA USER! Naoto did ahenshin into his shadow form and and flew to quebec using the jetpack to help us.

Naoto flew by Harper and punched him in the head 52.3 times. Harper fell over, but then he got back up and rise said, "*GASP* THE ENEMY HAS RETURNED TO NORMAL!" Harper said: "MEET YOUR DOOM GUYS, FOR I AM THE ANTICHRIST, and I'm also a Nazi Communist." Yosuke made the OMG face.