Walking into the music room, Hermione was almost thrown backwards; she was doused instantly with a very hip-hop version of White Wedding by Billy Idol. Under normal circumstances, the witch would have considered such a thing blasphemous but she had to admire the teenagers for their success at taking an iconic song and make it their own. A smile curled onto the curly-haired witch's face. Teenagers of all shapes, sizes, and colours were dancing around the room, and their voices were marvelous as well. Hermione had barely realized it but as the song continued she was walking farther into the room. As the last note was sung, she spoke up.

"I don't think Idol could have done it better. Brilliant job, all."

The foreign accent had come accent had come as a surprise to the suburban teenagers and they gawked at her slightly in great confusion.

Who is she?

What is she doing here?

Is this another one of Mr. Schue's old classmates?

I wonder if I could get her in bed?

That was only a few of the thoughts rolling around the heads of the various Glee club members.

Hermione silently, and briefly wondered just how well they would do on London's famed West End when she suddenly felt an arm snake around her waist. Turning in her spot, Hermione found her cousin at her side.

"Everyone," he started. "This is my cousin, Hermione Granger. She—" Will sighed and pointed to a girl, about Hermione's height with long dark hair and her hand raised.

"Mr. Schuester, is she going to be a repeat of April? Because I know that she was introduced to the Glee Club because of my leaving and last I checked, no one is planning on quitting. Plus," she chuckled softly and turned to Hermione. "I doubt she can sing as well as me." Hermione's brow perked in confusion.

"Bloody hell," she turned to Will, her eyebrow still arched softly. "Was I ever like that?" Will laughed and nodded, looking down at Hermione.

"Yeah, you kinda were."

"If she's another April, that would be hot," said a tall, muscular boy with dark skin and a Mohawk. Hermione arched her brow higher when he gave an African American boy a high five. The blond next to him didn't seem so happy about his hopes that Hermione was another 'April', which caused her to chuckle silently to herself. Hermione was human, she had to laugh at the simple things.

"Guys, Hermione is not another April. She's my cousin from England and she had recently moved here. She is going to start working here as the librarian on Monday." The witch nodded and smiled at everyone. Lifting her hand, she gave a curt wave.

"Hello."

"If you're from England, why are your teeth so nice?" asked a tall blond girl from the corner. Her high, sleek ponytail and red and white uniform suggested that she was a cheerleader for the school. From she had seen on the television and in books that she's read, cheerleaders weren't always the quickest broom in the closet.

"Er, well, both my parents are dentists. I suppose you could say I was born with a silver drill in my mouth." The brunette chuckled lightly and quite slowly as she realized that no one, aside from herself, found her joke humourous.

Clearing her throat, she had a thought. No wonder I always left the humour to Ron.

"What's your name?" she asked the blond.

"Brittany," she responded with a bright smile.

"You're not one to frequent the library are you?"

Ironically, that comment earned a few chuckles from the Glee Club, and a very nervous one from her cousin. Quickly, Will introduced the rest of the teens and then began to explain the assignment.

"When I found out you were coming, I assigned the kids to find an old school British song and make it their own."

"Well, you certainly did a fine job with White Wedding," Hermione encouraged. The kids thanked her. As the teenagers broke off and started talking amongst themselves, Will pulled the former Gryffindor closer.

"I'm sorry about them comparing you to April. That was a mistake I made a few months ago."

"Don't even worry about it. I'm assuming that 'Mr. Danger' is the one who said he wouldn't mind if I was like her?"

Will chuckled, "yeah, that's Puck."

"He's the one who got the blond pregnant, right?" Will nodded. Turning in her spot, she looked over at Puck.

"Well, you said he wasn't one to frequent the library, I think I'll be fine." Hermione laughed and to herself, broke out in hilarity. If she could handle dealing with the most powerful wizard in the world, she could certainly deal with a hormonal teenage boy.

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"It's a nice day to start again!" sang the glee club of William McKinley High School. Before they could start congratulating one another on a job well done, a voice came to their ears.

"I don't think Idol could have done it better. Brilliant job, all."

Puck turned around, and as if on instinct, a smirk pulled onto his lips. He found a petite girl with a blood red shirt that left, in his opinion, too much to the imagination (Puck liked to not use his imagination when it came to women), a black pencil skirt that once again, left too much to the imagination, and heels that seemed to make her leg go on for miles.

Now she is something I'd like to slip into, Puck thought.

Idle conversation prattled on and Puck's concentration came in and out of focus. Finally, people turned around and started to talk among themselves. The only thing that was on his mind however, was that new librarian. Who didn't have a thing for hot librarians?

"Puck," Quinn said, pulling his attention back to her. Turning to his blond, pregnant, girlfriend, he was a little reluctant to do so. Puck really did want to prove to Quinn that he wasn't the Lima Loser she thought he was, but it was becoming incredibly difficult. He was becoming hungry for something new, something exciting. Why couldn't he get a hot older milf pregnant? Then again, if he had, that probably wouldn't have been easier either.

Quinn started blabbering on and on and he could have sworn that he heard Kurt say that she had delicious taste in Jimmy Choo's… Whatever they were. All Puck knew was that Mr. Schue's cousin had something going on, and he wanted to go in every single nook and cranny to figure it out.

Looking over his shoulder once more he took a last look at the now retreating librarian and smirked his infamous smirk. He was definitely going to have to visit the library more often.

A/N: I think, from now on, the chapters are going to be longer because I have to put in both Puck and Hermione's POV's. Thank you all for putting my story on alert. It makes me feel so happy and loved. :3 –Gives free cookies.- I'm going to try and include more of the Glee kids where I can. I think it'd be interesting to take on the different personalities. I HOPE YOU ENJOY THEM (the story, cookies, and characters). And you should totally leave a review or five. –Shifty eyes.-