"So Mr. Darkwing who is really your arch nemesis?" Gigi asked laying on her stomach casually talking into the pen. "I mean is it Megavolt, you two go back the longest, the furthes F.O.W.L. have been able to trace you back was also the first time Megavolt appeared.. or is it Negaduck.. cause he is like your evil Twin, or is it Bulba, he sure seems mad at you? Who is it?"
"Can't you shut up for a minute?" sounded the sour response.
"Hey I'm a kid, I get bored easily."
"You remind me of someone.." Darkwings voice mussed. "I'm not sure who, but I'll get it in a minute."
"Any-way, I am just trying to take as much advantage of this situation as possible, I am a great fan of yours!" Gigi stated. "I mean you are really something, absolutely nuts! The great vigilant of the night! fooling F.O.W.L. again and again, and then he vanish.. into the night. Gosh I still can't believe I am actually speaking to you!"
"Hah! you heard that Giz?" Darkwing stated triumphantly. "She's my fan, my fan, keep your own stupid merchandise."
"What-ever wingy, how long before we are out of this stench?"
"Gigi, how long?"
"Hm." Gigi mussed. "How many pipes have you passed? you know the small ones above you?"
"How would I know that?" Darkwing asked.
"Thirty-six." the companion answered tiredly.
"Okay, that means you are half the way there."
the other duck sighed relieved.
"Before you need to start climbing." Gigi then told to the two ducks groaning. "So anyway, who is it? who is your arch nemesis?"
"Well.. they all are." Darkwing responded.
"That's not the way it works." Gigi stated a little annoyed. "A hero Arch nemesis would have to be his equal and opposite, the person who always delivers the ultimate face down and you have most personal history to share with, now who is it?"
"Well in that case I guess it's Negaduck." Darkwing mussed. "He is the closest to be my equal, though I have you know, he isn't quite there."
"So that's why he have the longest record of having actually beaten you?" Gigi asked.
"Hey! that is not true!" Darkwing stated. "How would you even know that?"
"F.O.W.L. keeps taps on all the vigilanty villains and heroes, and I get bored very easily." Gigi shrugged. "Hey wait a minute." she looked up. "Something is happening outside." she could hear several bangings
"What is it?" Darkwing asked.
"How would I know, I'm inside of a vent, which is above the storage rooms where no one comes... you want me to go check?" Gigi asked.
"It's not to dangerouse is it?" Darkwing asked.
"Njah I'm all ready on my way." Gigi crawled on hands and knees forward, stuffing the pen into her beak so she could easily jump down in the storage room and from there climb up on the boxes so she could watch outside, she spat out the pen in her hand. "Wow, there's like a ton of helicopters and flash lights out there." she told a little wide-eyed. "They are not F.O.W.L... I don't recognize them."
"Isn't there anything else?" Darkwing asked. "What do you see?"
"There's.. a bear, in one of the helicopters." Gigi told. "He has megaphone." she told on. "I think he is about to say something, wait a minute I am going to stick the pen out of the window so you can hear."
"TAURUS BULBA!" the bear yelled in a thick Russian accent. "Your surrounded, but we are willing to negotiate if you deliver us Gosalyn Waddlemeyer!"
Gigi's eyes widened. "Waddlemeyer? What the hell does that mean?"
"Come out now and no one will be hurt!" the bear continued. "If you harm the girl, there will be a hell to pay."
For a moment there was silence, then suddenly the door opened.. and out of the shadow came Taurus Bulba himself, Cyborg and everything. "Ah, SHUSH, how good of you to join us." he grinned.
"Hand over the girl." the bear repeated. "We have you surrounded!"
"So I heard." the Bull grinned. "BOYS!" he called. "Bring out big daddy."
"Big daddy?" Gigi echoed.
And suddenly the roof opened to reveal a big ass gun looking thing.. pointing directly at the helicopters.
"Huh.. guess it's a good thing we never made it to the roof." Gigi murmured. and suddenly watched as the thingy shoot all of the helicopters... and the machines completely froze in mid air as well as any inhabits.. all one by one dropping to the ground while Taurus Bulba laughed..horrified Gigi saw as the massive beer just rolled out still frozen in the same movement.
"Fool." Bulba laughed. "You don't realize the power I have, I am going to take on the entire world with this big daddy, only.. I want to make Darkwing watch as his beloved city goes to me, and me alone."
"Hey hey hey!" it sounded from the pen. "What happened! I can only hear not see!"
"He.." Gigi retrieved the pen. "Froze them, the whole lot.. so that's the thing dad have been working on.. I knew it was something about slowing down trons.. but I had no idea."
"wait! your dad!" Darkwings voice cut through. "He is one of them."
"No, you don't understand." Gigi tried to say.
"You don't need to say anything to me young lady, whoever you dad is he is a bad influence, don't worry I am going to rescue you, and differently Gosalyn, but you dad chose his own carrier."
"Darkwing don't." Gigi cried. "Listen, he is only doing it because if he don't, they are going to hurt me, and if you take me to safety he will stop doing as they say, and then he will be of no use.. and then they'll kill him."
"Is that so?" Darkwing asked.
"Yeas! and in any case you can use him, he build that thing, he can stop it.. you are a hero! Isn't this what heroes do?" Gigi asked. "And I tell you what, I've spend all those years hearing about you.. the F.O.W.L. guys talking and ranting, that about stupid Darkwing duck spoiling their planes, how does he keep besting us? we'll get him the next time.. and they come home from the next time.. beaten again, and I just thought, wauw that Darkwing.. he is my hero, he will be able to one day come safe me and dad. But I guess I was wrong."
"Well... I" Darkwings voice hesitated. "No of cause I safe the both of you... I wouldn't turn my back on one with such a faith in me."
Gigi smirked slightly.. hehe, worked like a charm. "Oh thank you Darkwing." Gigi told in a honey innocent voice. "Thank the world for heroes like you."
"Oh come on, this is getting camped." the other duck from the line retorted.
"Oh just take it like a man tin can." Darkwing retorted.
"You asked me here, at least give me some respect!"
"Then show some backbone!"
Gigi blinked. "You sound like an old couple."
"Geeeh." Darkwings voice sounded annoyed. "Okay let's try again, SHUSH is frozen."
"Yeah." Gigi answered.
"Well that was beyond useless." Darkwing murmured. "And I think we are here.. it's a blind end."
"There should be a ladder." Gigi answered. "Just by your left hand."
"Here wingy." the other duck answered.
"So little miss, where would we end when we climb up this ladder?" Darkwing asked.
"It should go straight up to the washing basement." Gigi hesitated.
"Wait are you not sure?" Darkwing.
"No, it never really tempted be to crawl down in the sewer." Gigi told honestly.
Darkwing sighed. "Listen I am going to turn this thing off, what do we do when we get up there?" he asked.
"On the west wall there is a went gitter." Gigi told. "Go there, from there you crawl six rooms straight ford, turn left and crawl seven rooms, turn right one room and left again three rooms, and that's where I am."
"Erh could you repeat.."
"Six, seven, one, three." the other words responded tired. "We got it."
Darkwing at his end of the line send an annoyed look at Gizmo duck.. that hero was just created to annoy him, Darkwing was sure of it, defeated Darkwing looked up the long ladder.. and truly, it just seemed to go on forever, Gizmo wasn't wasting any time climbing upwards.
"I wonder how many steps there is on this bloody thing." Darkwing murmered following up.
"Two-thousand-two-hundred-and-twelve" was the tired answer.
And Giz was even wondering why Darkwing was so easily annoyed by him, stuff like this had to be stuff Gizmo said just to annoy him.. it had to be.
finally they both made it up the later.. both dirty and smelling far away of sewer.
"You know if I were in my suit I could just have flown us up here." Gizmoduck made aware.
"And they would have heard us miles around." Darkwing murmured straight back. "Besides, there is no way you would be able to get into the vent wearing that thing, come on lent me a shoulder."
Gizmo duck sighed doing as he was told, placing himself with the back against the wall so Darkwing could climb up.
"Shezz this hero isn't always as gloriouse as I would like." Gizmo duck murmered.
"Tell me about it." Darkwing answered as he crawled into the vent.
"Why do you even do it then?" Gizmo asked reaching up his arms for Darkwing to pull him up. "If there is so much trouble and pain involved."
"Because I could never ever imagine myself doing anything else." Darkwing told pulling Gizmoduck up. "Ever since I was a kid there was only one thing I wanted, to be a hero, so that's what I did, I made it happen." and Gizmo duck was up beside him Darkwing leaning back against the vent as he pulled of the helmet to wipe his brow.
"That's a pretty insane thing to do you know." Gizmo duck made aware.
"Don't tell me you don't enjoy being a hero." Darkwing murmured. "only you had it easy, it was all handed to you on a silver plate."
"Erh.. well." Gizmoduck scratched his neck. "I suppose I have been more than just a little lucky, I would still be stuck in my old job if it wasn't for this." he shivered lightly. "No, then this is differently a thousand times better to die a hero."
"Urgh." Darkwing took himself to the head. "You know I don't like you right."
"Yeah I figured that much." Gizmoduck answered.
"But I need you, right now I really just need to get Gosalyn to safety I need to get Gigi and her father into safety as well, and not only that.. we need to stop Bulba, you heard him, he is going after the city, he wants to take it by force and let me watch, this is growing bigger by the minute, SHUSH can't help us, they were going by procedure and see how long that got them."
Gizmoduck stared at him.
"I think it's safe to say we shouldn't let this rivalry get in the way.. I guess what I am trying to say is.. is.." Darkwing was clearly struggling with the words. "Let's at least try and be professionals! people are depending on us."
Gizmoduck regarded him, and then nodded. "Yeas, sure." he reached forward a hand. "Let's put aside differences and be partners."
Darkwing sighed as he rolled his eyes but at least reached out and accepted the hand shaking it firmly. "Partners." he said.
AN; hey me Moonbird... yeah I know I all ready asked this in another story I posted, but perhaps other people is reading this one.. I dunno.
Does anyone have a clue where I could buy the newly released Darkwing Duck comic books? I can't buy them in my own country so I would have to somehow ship them? Does any-one know a site? Or does someone have extra copies I could buy XD
Okay I didn't think so, and yeas. I know there is spelling mistakes, it's both because English is not a native languet and because I kind of just writes as I go along, I have another major majoooor fic on a hold, which I give it my all to, it's constantly re-written and I would call that my more 'proff fic' Darkwing Duck allows me to unwind and spoof a lot of things, so that's what I am doing. I dunno where I am going, honestly I don't, I am just unwinding from my more serious work.
All though I adore Darkwing as a series! otherwise I wouldn't read it, if you ask me, the show is nothing short of ingenious.
If anyone wants to beta or fix an all ready posted story, I would be forever grateful, thank you for reviews and thank you even more for reading at all. See you in the next chapter!
