Yes, so sorry I haven't updated. It's Christmas so we went holidaying. I smell like chlorine, have to take a bath. I'll leave you to it!
SOON AT A LAKE THEY FOUND -
Kitty had managed to calm down while they were looking for a river or something. The bird poop had been washed and she was just rinsing.
Rogue lay back on her elbows and Wanda accidentally kicked the water and splashed Jean.
"Hey!" Jean said before splashing Wanda back. Kitty tried to shield herself from their splash fight but ended up in the river. Wanda and Jean looks at each other before jumping in. The girls squealed and Rogue spotted something and disappears.
"KITTY! WATCH IT!"
"WANDA DON'T!"
"SHUT UP JEAN!"
"WHAT I DO?"
"Look out bellow!" Rogue shouted appearing on a branch. The others looked up at her.
"Rogue, don't! It's too shallow!" Kitty shouts. Rogue shakes her head.
"Whatever! Bombs away!" Rogue jump from the branch and falls to the water head first. The others look around anxiously.
"Rogue?" Kitty asked no one in particular.
"Rogue, jokes over! Come on!" Jean says worriedly. After a couple of seconds and still no Rogue the girls get worried. Kitty and Wanda look at each other and take a deep breath and went under water. Jean waits for them impatiently. Kitty and Wanda pops up and Wanda went underwater once again.
"Oh my gosh!" Kitty says and feels the water. Jean looks around once again and screams. Kitty and Wanda looks to where Jean's staring at and Kitty screams while Wanda starts swimming to where Rogue was, floating on the water, face down.
"Rogue!" They scream as they swim towards her.
"ROGUE! OH MY GOD! WAKE UP!"
"ROGUE!" Wanda gets up to Rogue and turns her the right way up.
"Oh God, Rogue!" Kitty and Wanda pulls Rogue over to the shore, Jean still swimming behind them. Wanda sets her down and checks for breathing.
"SHE'S NOT BREATHING!" She shrieks. "Someone's got to give her mouth-to-mouth!"
"You do mouth-to-mouth, I'll do C.P.R!" Kitty commands.
"No other way round!" Wanda argues as Jean walks up the pushes the two away.
"Get out of my way!" Jean proceeds to get ready to do mouth-to-mouth when…
"AGH!" Rogue opens her eyes and squirts water at Jean. Jean sits there, staring at the ground in disbelief.
"Nice to see what true friends you are." Rogue says as she sits up.
"I was going to do it." Wanda argues.
"Me too!" Kitty says.
"Jean here, is the only-" Rogue never got to finish her sentence as Jean throws a punch at Rogue.
"Oh my!"
"Jeannie!"
"Don't you ever. EVER! Do that to either of us ever again!" Jean shouts looking pissed.
"It was a joke!" Rogue snaps back.
Silence engulfed the girls as Rogue rubs her jaw.
It wasn't the first time Rogue faked her own death.
Earlier that year she scared the hell out of us when she jumped off the roof and said she broke her neck.
None of us ever experienced a death of a love one like Rogue. So we never really understood her jokes, maybe it was to make it easier on us.
But she kept trying to make death funny.
"WOO HOO!" Kitty and Wanda snaps their head east as they hear cheering far ahead.
"What was that?" Kitty asks. Kitty and Wanda off to the forest, leaving Rogue and Jean. Jean stands up and crosses her arm, facing and standing away from Rogue. Rogue sighs and stand behind Jean.
"Look I'm sorry." Rogue says and puts her hand on Jean's shoulders. Jean shrugs it off. "And if it means anything, I really appreciated that you wanted to do the mouth-to-mouth thing."
"You scared me to death!" Jean says and looks at Rogue. "Rogue, you're my best friend."
"Hey," Rogue laughs nervously. "You've got a hell of a right hook there." Jean smiles a little.
"Hey you guys come here!" Rogue looks to where Kitty and Wanda has disappeared to and they run to where Kitty was standing, Jean hot on her trail.
FOREST, BEHIND A FALLEN TREE -
Rogue and Jean glanced at the river while Jean sits down and stares at the ground when she saw the scene. Rogue, Kitty and Wanda on the other hand…
"Oh… my… God…" Rogue whispers as she stares at the Acolytes…
Naked figures:
John was wrestling with a new guy Rogue happened to very well know.
She was going to point out that that was actually her brother when Remy tackled Scott to the ground. Allowing Rogue to get a glance at Remy's penis and allow her eyes to bug out.
"Oh my God!" Rogue as she slid down from behind a fallen tree they were peeking out from.
"What?" Her friends ask, excluding Jean who was blushing furiously.
"I saw his penis!"
"Who's?"
"And the balls!"
"Who's?"
"Remy's!" She stressed out.
"OOOOOH!" The girls squealed and peeked out once more.
"Oh my God! Look at Johns!" Wanda said.
"Remy's bigger!"
"True…" Wanda sulked.
"You like him don't cha?"
"Wow… the new guy's hot!" Kitty said.
"That's Kurt, Kit. My brother…" Rogue said as silence fell.
"Omigosh!" Wanda squealed. "You like him!"
"Shut up!"
"Look at Scott's though!" Jean ears perked up. The others looked at Jean accusingly.
"Guys!" she groaned. The others looked at Jean, eyebrows raised. "You're forcing me to look. Plus it'll be the topic for the rest of the summer."
"Jean, no one is forcing you to look." Rogue argued.
"Alright I'll look. But I'll make this perfectly clear. I am looking under protest."
"Riiiight." Jean nodded and the girls looked once more. The others looked at Jean as she slid down.
"Whoa."
"Yeah…"
"It's not very big." Jean said as the others snickered at her.
"It's only big when a guy has a hard on." Rogue says.
"Oh." Jean nodded her head.
"And when that happens. They get this big." Kitty made the space that could fit a recorder.
"Kitty!" Wanda said slapping her leg playfully.
"What's a hard on?" The girls stared at Jean and laughed.
"Doesn't your mother tell you anything?" Wanda asks in disbelief.
"I'm starting to think she's been misinformed."
"Guys, look." Rogue said staring at something.
"Oh God!"
"Oh yeeeaaah!"
"It's payback time boys!"
"Let's do it!" The girls stood up and walked over to the bikes, where the boy's clothes were scattered all over.
"This is too easy." Rogue said as she picked up clothes around Remy's bike.
"What about your brother's, Rogue?"
"You have them Kit, after all, Lance is not here." The girls snickered and looked around then nodded at each other. No clothes left.
"Get ready to make a mad dash." Jean said.
"Come on." The girls ran towards the shore, Rogue in the front.
"Yo, Loserhood!" Rogue shouted. The boys looked at them and ducked while covering their… *thing*. "It's payback time! Come and get them suckers!"
"Yeah!" Wanda shouted. Kitty and Jean waved the boy's clothes in the air.
"Hey! You better give those back!" Scott shouted.
"Yeah, dream on asshole!" Kitty, Jean and Wanda giggled. The boys looked at each other.
"Let's go!" Remy shouted. And the boys started to swim to them.
"AH!" Wanda shouted.
"GAH!" Kitty and Jean shouted in unison. Rogue turned and started to run. The girls looked at each other before following Rogue. The girls laughed as they jumped over twigs and rocks. The boys hid themselves behind the tree before running up to catch up with them.
"Come on!"
"They're right behind us!"
"I can see you!" Kitty said and the boys once again, hid their things out of site.
"Here we go!"
"I can see our bikes!" The girls ran as fast as they could and entered the brightened space.
They got on as fast as they could and started to paddle away. The boys stopped in their tracks before running and hiding behind a tractor. The girls stopped on the road and looked behind them.
"Alright jokes over!" Scott shouted.
"Give 'em back, dammit!" Remy screamed.
"Pwease?" John and Kurt started to pull puppy dog faces. The girls looked at each other before grabbing the boy's undies and held them up for the world to see.
"You want them?" Wanda asked.
"COME AND GET THEM!" Rogue said before throwing it away. The girls sped away and threw their undies at them. The boys put them on before running to catch up with the girls.
"Mercy!"
"We won't bug you!"
"Please!"
"We'll do anything!"
"Anything?" The girls asked and stopped in their tracks.
"Yes!" The boys said in unison.
"Deal!"
Josephine: Dun dun dun duuuuun!
Rogue: Oh, so now you move me and them here too?
Wanda: What the heck is this place?
Kitty: It's called, a button. And it says review.
Rogue: If that's the button then that means…
Jean: ARROW!
Wanda: SHIIIIIT!
Josephine: Uh oh. TELEPORT!
BAMF!