:: I do NOT own HP or any of the characters used here.
HP (C) J.K. Rowling :D
Probably not as funny as the first chapter but oh well...I just realised, half the words counted in the word count are these A/Ns and the names list telling you who is who xDDDDDD ::
Hogwarts: The Chatroom
Boy-Who-Lived Harry Potter, Bookworm1234 Hermione Granger, Red-HeadWonder Ron Weasley, Gin&Tonic Ginny Weasley, HeirOfSlytherin Tom Riddle, TheDarkLord Voldemort (A/N: I know he is Tom Riddle but deal with it, I wanna have them both in this, OK?), LittleD Draco Malfoy, BigD Dumbledore, YourMama Umbridge, PsychicT Sybill Trelawney, ButtTrumpet Severus Snape, Werewolf Remus Lupin, JamesPottersBestFriend Sirius Black, Wormtail Peter Pettigrew (duh), Squirrel Quirrel!
Red-HeadWonder, Gin&Tonic, HeirOfSlytherin, Squirrel, Werewolf and Wormtail: Have just entered the room.
Red-HeadWonder: Ginny? No, no, no, no, no! No kid sister's allowed! I came on here to get away from you!
Gin&Tonic: Rooooonnnnn!
HeirOfSlytherin: Well, well, isn't this cute? It's like a little loser family except on line. Draco rules!
Werewolf: Draco, you little s***! Shut the f*** up or I will spank your diapered toosh! (A/N: Is that how you spell it?)
HeirOfSlytherin: You can't do that, you're a teacher! It's abuse! Merlin, I sounded just like Granger!
HeirOfSlytherin has just signed off.
Squirrel: Well... Who wants to go rollerblading? I hear they've got a kicking club down the road!
Red-HeadWonder: Quirrel? I thought you were in Azkaban?
Wormtail: QUIRREL! The dark lord will not be pleased should he know you were socializing with these...these...
Squirrel: Butterfaces?
Wormtail: Y-Yes!
Red-HeadWonder: HEY! I resent that! *grabs virtual bag of Red Vines*
Werewolf: Don't worry Ron. They can't hurt you. The infamous Hogwarts jaguar wouldn't allow it.
Squirrel: Ok, seriously? Are you still blaming everything on that damned jaguar?
Gin&Tonic: 0.o Am I the only one confused here?
YourMama has just signed on.
YourMama: Hey chil'rens! Its your mama!
Everyone except YourMama has just signed off. Even the chatroom has left.
YourMama: Wha- Why you all being so mean to me? :'(
YourMama has just signed off.
...
Gin&Tonic, Red-HeadWonder, Squirrel and Werewolf have just signed back in. Even the chatroom has returned.
Red-HeadWonder: Has she gone?
Squirrel: Ye-yeah. But not at all. You see. She may have left the chatroom but she has not left us alone. (A/N: The beginning of this quote is something like when Quirrel was explaining about the Triwizard tournament in A Very Potter Musical)
Gin&Tonic: Now I finally understand why you guys were all scared of her! She's a b**** and evidently Wormtail's a d***!
Red-HeadWonder: GINNY! HOW DARE YOU USE THAT KIND OF LANGUAGE! STUPID SISTER *virtual clap round the ear*
Gin&Tonic: *blinks* Um...ow?
Werewolf: roflmao xDDDDD
Everyone else: e-o