:: I know, I know I'm sorry for not updating in ages, I've been extremely busy, I'm not a writer in any sense (actually more of an artist) and I haven't had any inspiration. Plus I have recently been obsessed with Glee *shameless plugging about* anyways, you guys know the drill. Own nothing but my ideas plus I just realised in the previous chapter I think I accidently made Draco the heir of slytherin instead of Tom... :S oh well ::
Boy-Who-Lived Harry Potter, Bookworm1234 Hermione Granger, Red-HeadWonder Ron Weasley, Gin&Tonic Ginny Weasley, HeirOfSlytherin Tom Riddle, TheDarkLord Voldemort (A/N: I know he is Tom Riddle but deal with it, I wanna have them both in this, OK?), LittleD Draco Malfoy, BigD Dumbledore, YourMama Umbridge, PsychicT Sybill Trelawney, ButtTrumpet Severus Snape, Werewolf Remus Lupin, JamesPottersBestFriend Sirius Black, Wormtail Peter Pettigrew (duh), Squirrel Quirrel
PsychicT, Werewolf, and the rest of the Hogwarts staff, have logged on.
Squirrel: hey, voldie? Voldie? Voldie-poooooo-
TheDarkLord: what? What? What? Can't I have ten minutes of peace before you come bursting in?
Squirrel: you had an hour...
Everyone: ooohhhh
PsychicT: yes, I saw this coming, it was writ-
YourMama: Umbridge SMASH!
Everyone: o_O
YourMama: Now, according to educational decree number 56984258, you have to take this knife, place it upright on a chair and sit on it CRAZY!
BigD: Come now, Dolores, I'm sure there is a secret swimming pool somewhere for you to calm down in.
YourMama: Ooooh, where's that?
Werewolf: on cloud nine baby *sigh* he's tried that with all of us, haven't you Dumbledear?
ButtTrumpet: Siriusly Lupin, surely you didn't have to bring that up! This is worse than the time I admitted to Potter in a drunken haze that I wanted to... Nevermind...
JamesPottersBestFriend: Oh do tell, Snivellus, after all, there will always be guys like James ready to punch that abnormally large nose of yours if you don't stay out of other people's business.
ButtTrumpet: Black? But- How? You were- and now you- and- urgh! Dementors! I order you to kiss Sirius Black!
*crickets chirping...even the chatroom has left*
JamesPottersBestFriend: and that was supposed to do what, exactly?
ButtTrumpet: I have no idea what you are talking about.
JamesPottersBestFriend: yes you do because you always have been, and always will be... A BUTT TRUMPET!
BigD: that's absurd!
PsychicT: you're absurd!
ButtTrumpet: you're all absuuuuurd! Because_ because it's true. When I was younger, I had a trumpeting butt. It used to go *toot**toot* and she picked him over me!
Boy-Who-Lived has just signed in.
Boy-Who-Lived: Soooo, what the devil is going on heeeeeere?
ButtTrumpet has just signed out.
Boy-Who-Lived: what did I say?
:: no points if you can get all the reference to avpm/s or harry potter, only virtual hugs and cookies. Anyway, don't expect an update at any point soon xD ::