PLEASE READ THIS IT IS IMPORTANT! (if you don't I will send the Akatsuki on you!)

I got this idea from two fanfictions I read. Please read Like a moth to a light, and Deals with the devil, they gave me an idea plus they are great stories. I own nothing of Naruto, if I did : D kukukukukuku~! I used some of their things and mine, please enjoy and comment.

(I just got my computer back. My other stories were erased and I can't remember what I typed. So if you want you can send me a comment or message and tell me what you think should happen. I just might drop them and let you my fans come up with the ends. Not the Maka&Asura story though, I will finish it.)

Me: ?

Sakura: WHAT!

Me: you seem off today?

Sakura: I don't care just start your story.

Me: pushy fine!

Now that that is out of the way, enjoy and I own nothing.

"..." talking

Word = other voice (you'll understand later.)

Word = thoughts or inner self

Chapter 3:HI!

Everyone but Itachi and Sakura were in the living room. "Where the hell are they?" Hidan yelled. He wasn't too happy that Tobi dragged him to the meeting only to not have the weasel and new medic there. "For once I agree with the prick." Kazuku said. "Kisame, have seen the new member correct?" The white side of Zetsu asked. "Ya, I have seen-" "You're a dick Uchiha!" a girls voice interrupted Kisame. A girl with bright pink hair and emerald eyes full of anger marched into the room. "Pink-chan!" Tobi yelled running to the frustrated girl. She looked at him, "Tobi so help me if you even touch me I will fuck'n kill you!" she threatened. Tobi ran to hide behind Deidara, "You! What the hell are you doing here, un!" Deidara yelled. She glared daggers at him, "Yeah like I am happy to see you and your pansy ass!" she screamed at him. Deidara turned red with anger, "What the hell did you call me, un!" Deidara screamed. "P-a-n-y a-s-s! Oh will I'm on it your also a pussy from running away. I thought real men stayed and fought!" she yelled. Deidara got even angrier. The two threw insults and threats at each other.

"Damn, the bitch can cuss!" Hidan noticed. He already counted fifty-three cusswords from her. "She seems like she might taste good. No you're not eating her. Why not? I think she is our new medic, I don't think she would like to be eaten . Then she might not help us." Zetsu argued with himself. Kisame was cracking up at the two bickering people, Itachi was sitting next to Kisame watching everyone, and Kazuku was looking to see how much was on her head, Hidan was watching to two intently, Zetsu was arguing with himself about eating the girl, while Tobi was trying to pet Hana. "What is with the cat?" Hidan asked. "Kitty-chan belongs to Pink-chan." Tobi said trying to get close to the cat. "Oh, why the fuck are you trying to pet it. I obviously don't want you to touch it." Hidan asked. Tobi looked at the cat then sighed and sat in Deidara's seat.

A loud thud swept through the base. Everyone saw a hole in the wall and no Deidara. "I swear next time I will not go easy on you." The pink haired girl growled. "Well shit I'd hate to see you when you're serious." Hidan said looking at the hole. "What the hell! Do you know how much it is going to cost to fix that wall!" Kazuku yelled. Sakura ignored him. Hana pranced to Sakura and mewed. "Hey Hana. If he ever tries to do anything to you don't hesitate to nock his block off." Sakura said a little too sweetly. "Who are you guys anyway?" Sakura asked looking at them. "I already know Itachi, Tobi, Kisame, the bastard I punched through the wall, but I don't know the rest of you." She said. "The guy with the plant thing around him is Zetsu, the one that complained about money is Kazuku, and the guy with silver hair is Hidan." Kisame said. "Now tell us who you are." Hidan demanded. "My name is Sakura Hurano." She stated. She picked the cat up and off her shoulder. "This is Hana" she said putting the cat back. "I will be your new medic." Sakura said looking at everyone. They looked back at her. Hana jumped off her shoulder and jumped to Hidan. "What the hell?" Hidan asked. The cat sat on his lap and purred. "Awwww Tobi wanted Kitty-chan to sit on Tobi." Tobi whined. "Hana is very picky on who can touché her and who can't." She explained.

"What was the…" Pein walked into the room. First he noticed the hole then a slightly angry Sakura and finally no Deidara. He put it all together and gave the pink haired girl a look. "How much chakra did you use on him? These are concert walls; it must have been a lot." Pein said taking a closer look at the hole. "None, I am a medic I will not kill someone because of anger. It is either on an order, because there is nothing I can do to save them, or other personal reasons." She stated. They all stared at her; even Kazuku at his worst couldn't fully break the wall. She walked to where Deidara laid unconscious, she checked what she did to him then healed him. "Someone help me move him to his room." She said. Kazuku led her to Deidara's room, "Thank you Kazuku, I am sorry about the wall. I can't help when I get angry." She apologized. "Just don't do it again. Why are you still marked down as a ninja from Konoha?" he asked. She explained why and how. "She is a very bad role model. I am surprised the village is running." Kazuku said. Normally she would kill who ever put down her old master but it didn't matter anymore.

Everyone was still in the living room she thought they would have moved by now. "So who you going to go after first?" her inner asked. 'None of them! Get out you little pervert." She screamed at her inner. The voice faded away, Hana was still on Hidan. He was actually petting her, which seems odd for a guy to do. "Hey Hidan?" she asked. "What?" he asked looking at her. "Are you insane, actually a hidden genius, or a Jashinist?" she asked. They all gapped at her, what did she say something wrong? "I am a Jashinist, what's it to you bitch?" he asked giving her a glare. "That's why Hana likes you!" she said in a 'that's why!' kind of voice. He looked at her than the purring cat. "It is a long story why I have her." She sighed. "Well I got time; tell me how you got the cat." Hidan said patting the seat next to him. She sat next to him and toke Hana.

+++++++++++++++++++++++++Flash back (lie) +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

It was cold and rainy outside, Sakura left the Leaf village about a month ago. She was heading south to a small village known for its hot springs. Under her cloak she was nice and dry, she was pissed that it was raining though. There was a fork in the path, she chose to go right. At first it seemed normal wet, dark, and clean. After a few minutes of walking she noticed blood on the path, her instincts told her to run but she kept walking. The blood was making her worried. Soon a dead body was lying on the side of the path. She broke into a run, she soon found a church. It had a strange symbol on its doors. Now her whole body was saying "Run for your damn life! Get away from here now". She couldn't move it was like something was making her stay. A slim dark red get with emerald eyes jumped out of the window. It stared at her and she stared at it. Soon a creepy vibe came from inside, she got her body to move and she ran away. When she got to her hotel she heard a meow from behind her. It was that red cat from earlier. She toke it back and ran back to the hotel only to see the cat again.

She kept trying to take it back but each attempt failed. She eventually gave up and toke in the strange cat. Sakura went to the library and looked up the strange symbol; finding out it is a religion for death. She named it Hana just to name it that.

++++++++++++++++++++++flash back (lie) over+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

"She has been with me ever sense that day. I see her as a daughter." She cooed at the cat and petted it. Everyone left but Hidan, they weren't too concerned about a cat. "YOU TOOK A CAT FROM A JASHIN TEMPIL!" he yelled. "No she followed me, I tried to take her back but she wouldn't leave me alone." She yelled back. "Is there anyone else here that is a Jashinist, I don't want Hana to see this." She said in a deadly tone. "Anyone but Leader and Konan, I got everyone else to convert." He said proudly. "Oh that is good. Add one girl to the list of the Jashinist then." She said.

Me: so that is why you're off! You told him!

Sakura: you're a bitch you know.

Me: Damn straight!

Sakura: *sweat drops* ok?

Hidan: What the hell is she on?

Me: that is mean! I am not on anything! "Just crack and purple haze"

Everyone: *Sweat drops*

Me: just kidding I don't do drugs. I had some sugar!

Everyone: Shit!

While they are freaking out bye! I own nothing and don't do drugs they will kill. (If I don't kukukukukuku :D)

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