Me: Hi!
Sakura: Cake?
Me: Yep and I am going to see vampires suck soon. CHAAA!
Sakura: ok… just start the story please. -_-;
Me: HAI!
Now that that's over with. I own nothing. Just a cookie and Hana ^_^~3
"..." talking
Word = other voice (you'll understand later.)
Word = thoughts or inner self
Chapter 7: plan and go!
Sakura grabbed some paper and pens; she could already see their faces. She fought the urge to laugh her ass off, hiding it with a slight smirk. Slowly she made her way back to Kazuku's room. "Kazuku it's me." Sakura said. The door opened, he just watched her smirk grow. "Something funny?" he asked. She shook her head; he waved it off and let her in. It was clean and organized. Very few people were allowed to come in. "Well let's get started." She cheered. "Happy are we?" he asked. Sakura nodded happily. He smirked under his mask. "So what are you dragging me into?" He asked. "I well you pick 43, switch!" Sakura said putting a scroll in front of him. He picked it up and read it, "… you really want to die don't you?" he said. A slight chuckle came from under his breath. "No, and I can't. Like you and Hidan I can't die. Due to both my medical skills and my religion I can't. Trust me I have tried and so have others" Sakura said darkly. She was messing with the ring she wore on her middle finger, twisting it from one side to the other. He was quiet for a minute. "So… when do we pull this." He asked. "Whenever Hidan is gone but your still here." She said.
"Hey stitch-ass!" Hidan called banging on Kazuku's door. "What now!" Kazuku yelled slightly pissed. "Two things One why the hell is she in here?" Hidan asked. "I am telling Kazuku-san things I will need for a medical room." Sakura answered before Kazuku could. "… Ok, two I am going on a mission with the pansy." Hidan said. "Fine, don't kill Deidara or anyone unless there is a bounty on their head." Kazuku said. Like usual Hidan ignored the last part. "Yeah-yeah bye" Hidan waved and left. "Perfect! Now we can do it when they leave." Sakura said quietly. He sighed and nodded. Sakura had a devilish grin on her face as she explained the plan. After just for a precaution she did give him a list of stuff she would need for the medical room. Lucky for them both a nearby village's hospital was on lockdown for a gas leak that would kill most, they would go and get something from there and other things from other places.
Hidan and Deidara left a few hours ago for their mission. Sakura, Kazuku, Itachi, and Kisame were the only people at the base. Itachi and Kisame were in the living room watching something on TV, while Kazuku and Sakura were starting their prank. Sakura slipped into a room, she pulled out a scroll and made a few hand signs. Everything in the room disappeared, Sakura held back her laughter. Kazuku also went to a room, just as Sakura everything disappeared and Kazuku smirked. "You got everything?" Sakura asked. She held the big scroll like it weighed nothing, Kazuku nodded and was doing the same. The two nin swapped scrolls and headed back to the rooms from earlier. Both let what was in the scroll out and went to the kitchen to eat. "What are you going to eat?" Sakura asked looking through the cabinets. " I am just eating a sandwich." He said getting out the bread. "Hmn that sound pretty good." Sakura said getting plates. They both made a sand which and sat at the table. Talking about who they think will react to the prank first. "I say Deidara will notice first. Did you see all of his "art", I think he will notice when they are gone." Sakura said. "No, the prick will notice first. He is very… observant, if you can call it that, about his stuff. I know Hidan will notice first." Kazuku said cocky like. "Then how about a bet, if I am right I will give you 10 Ryo but if I win you-" "I will also pay 10 Ryo" Kazuku said."Fine, good luck Kazuku-chan" she said sickly sweet as she left the kitchen. Sakura ran to her room to clean and sharpen Kurai and Kauri. Hana sat on her bed snickering away at her master's plan. Sakura found the rag but no polish, "Hana where is the weapon polish?" Sakura asked her beloved cat. The cat got up and scratched the bottom self of her bed side table. "Thank you Hana. I love you, I don't know what I would do without you here to help me." Sakura praised her cat.
A few days passed the two pests and victims returned. Both slowly made their way back to their room. A certain blond made it to his room fist. Blood, weapons, and limbs were scattered across his room. Big Jashin symbol painted in blood on the wall and floor. "WHAT THE HELL, UN!" He screamed.
Before Deidara screamed Hidan made it to his room. No blood, weapons, and limbs scattered across the floor only sculptures and clay figures. It was a clean room, CLEAN! "WHAT THE HELL, UN!" Deidara's voice screamed. "Whoever fucking did this is both dead and a fucking genius!" Hidan yelled.
Sakura and Kazuku were sparing when they heard the scream from Deidara and Hidan. Sakura smirked and Kazuku sighed. "I won Kazuku-chan,… but I don't want your money. Hearing two idiots scream in fear and confusion like that is priceless. To me at least, but do you remember the story?" Sakura asked. Kazuku nodded, both from remembering the story and not losing his money. "Sakura!(un)" two voices yelled. "Got to love how they blame us first." Sakura and her inner thought. "It was you wasn't it?" Deidara accused. "Damn bitch! What the hell was that for?" Hidan yelled. "What Are you two talking about?" Sakura asked pretending not to know what happened. "We are sparing right now leave. You can question her later." Kazuku said in his usual voice. "No we are finding out who switched our rooms! Everything points to you, un!" Deidara said. "Someone switched your rooms… ahahahahahaha! That-is-a-good-idea!" Sakura said between laughing. She calmed down, "Sorry boys but that aint my kind of thing. I would leave a spider in your bed our something like that. Switching whole rooms I find immature. Besides me and Kazuku-chan were getting supplies for the medical room so I can put you two back together. Cutting off you limbs or blowing them up might be fun to you but I have to fix you after. I would need supplies for such things." Sakura said putting her hands on her hips. "It is true you can go check the medical room for yourselves. Now go so we can finish sparing." Kazuku warned them. "Come on, un. Let's go check the medical room, un." Deidara said starting to leave the room, Hidan followed after him.
"Sakura-Chaaaaaannnnn! A childish voice whined. Tobi almost tackled Sakura till she moved. Face-mask first, dust blew behind him. "Yes Tobi?" she asked helping him up. "Kisame-sempi and Itachi-sempi will not share their dango with Tobi." The childish nin whined. "Baka, Itachi will not share dango." Kazuku stated. Tobi curled himself around Sakura's leg; he kept asking her to get him some. "There is a box of cookies in the top cabinet; it has been disguised as a box of bran muffin mix." Sakura said. Tobi got off her leg and booked it to the kitchen. Dust followed him and rose into the air. "Idiot." The two said. They finished up there sparing, Kazuku won. Deidara and Hidan were stomping around the base, about to snap on the first person they see. "Sakura!" Konan called. Konan was at the end of the hall waving for Sakura to come with her. "Bye Kazuku-san, good luck with your bitchy partner." Sakura laughed. He shot her a slight glare, secretly smirking at the bitchy part. "Yes Kona-chan?" Sakura asked running up two the blue-haired girl. "You did it didn't you?" Konan asked with a smirk tugging at her lips.
Sakura fake gasped, "What gave you that ridiculous idea. You should be ashamed of accusing people." Sakura said sarcastically. The two girls stared at each other for a second, until they broke into a fit of laughter. The clutched their sides and tears threatened to come out. After five minutes of laughing they stopped, "Pein would like to see you. You're getting your partner, good luck." Konan said and walked away. "Crap I forgot about partners." Sakura thought. Sakura made her way to leader's office, somehow remembering the way.
She stopped at two metal doors. "Didn't they use to be wood?" Sakura thought. She looked next to the door. A pile of wood that looked like it got attacked by a chainsaw sat next to it. She could fell the sweet drop. She knocked on the door, a muffled 'enter' was said and she entered. "I take it you know everyone know, according to the noise." Pein said. He wasn't looking at her. "Yes I have met everyone; I was told I was getting a partner." Sakura started, wondering who she would be paired with. "You are, you two are to spend the week training and getting accustomed to each other's fighting style. If anything poses a problem for either of you come tell me." He said turning around to face her. A blank 'I can bet you anytime, don't fuck around with me' face. "I would be like that to if I had that many holes in my face." Sakumo said. "Yeah me too." Sakura agreed. "Now meet your new partner Sakura." Pein motioned to the door "Enter" he said after a knock. Sakura's eyes widened a bit, she forgot about him. She is always with Tobi, Deidara, Kazuku, or Hidan, and if she I lucky she is by herself. The door closed and he stood next to her, a bit uncomfortable from her stare but he wasn't about to show that anytime soon.
Me: WOOO! I am bushed and done with the chapter.
Hidan: Took you long enough ya lazy ass.
Sakura: I agree with him (Surprisingly)
Me: ah u two shut up I have had a long school day!
Sakura and Hidan: doing what? Ignoring the teacher with your (damn) iPod.
Me: No! (Maybe) I did more than that. I played doge ball and listened to my friends bitch about a too small table. Not Sammy though she didn't, she like the drawing of Chrona I drew. She said she was going to put it up in her deviant art and tell everyone I drew it. (Like she should if she wants' to live!)
Everyone: … get us out of here.
Me: ah your just pussies! JA NE everyone~!
I don't own Naruto or its characters. I just control them in my story XD ~! Enjoy and I will keep updating… when I am able to. Damn IHS and its homework. Plus the idiots that threw paint at us freshmen! (Thanks I hate pep rallys) any way before I start ranting bye~!