DD: Alright we got two stunts prepared, so let's kick this like an ugly baby! Kanda, Italy be prepared.
Kanda: This is going to suck, is suicide an option?
DD: No, and you are literally going to suck in this dare, put this on. *Gives Kanda a playboy bunny outfit*
Kanda: Wait… What the fuck, what am I….
DD: Here's the address, put on a good show!
Kanda: Wait, I'm supposed to…. YOU ARE A FUCKING SICK PERSON! YOU ARE HORRIBLE AND I WILL RIP YOU APART WHEN I GET OUT OF HERE!
DD: Hey, I heard Jiraiya LOVES chicks with issues, so he will have some fun with you! Alright, dress him up!
*Two guards appear and put Kanda into his Playboy Bunny outfit*
Kanda: Wait… JIRAIYA! Oh fu- *Kanda is gagged, bound, and thrown into a van*
*One night later!*
DD: And he should be back in three, two, one…
*Kanda walks into the room, pale, shivering, and wide eyed.*
DD: So, how was your stay Prettybitch?
Kanda: I will torture you for decades and decades in the most painful fucking way imaginable. DO YOU HEAR ME? I WILL- *Thrown into a soundproof cell by guards*
DD: Well, that was interesting to say the least, after he was (Expunged) with a rabbit while (Expunged) Sideways all the while being (Expunged) with a rusty, moist (Expunged), I would place his total recovery time at 6 months physical, 2 years psychological.
Italy: *Twitching and hiding*
DD: Don't worry Italy, it'll be alright, I was just joking, that's all! *Crosses fingers*
Italy: Really? *Gets up*
DD: No, I'm just fucking with you. *Pushes a button*
Italy: Cazzo... *Falls down a shaft*
DD: Now for a little info on who he's going to fight, he's an eyeless, tough son of a bitch named Dero, he has hooks for hands and has killed several dozen people in the last few days, also, he thinks he's a demon.
Dero: This is necessary, This is necessary, This is necessary, Life feeds on... Someone new? *Dero grins*
Italy: Don't mind me... just hanging around... *Starts crying* Please don't kill me Benito is a bad boss just leave me alone!
Dero: Don't think of this as KILLING, think of it as, returning ot the ground from whence you came!
Italy: Oh god, do you have hooks for hands and OH GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT CORPSE!
*The rest of the fight scene was cut out due to the fact that it was too weird to comprehend.*
*Italy climbs out, mad and covered in blood.*
DD: How did you even-
Italy: I HAVE HIDDEN DEPTHS. Now I recommend you think twice before throwing me in a pit with an eyeless FREAK.
DD: Okay, well that wraps up this round. No offers for being my filthy assistants yet, but i'm hoping, see you guys later for the next round of... Jackass: Anime edition!
This round we learned that Italy is a hidden badass, Jiraiya is a perv (As usual) Kanda is a convincing girl, and Dero got beat to death with his own spine!