DD: Alright, so I've been getting more popular, so this chapters going to be a bit more long than usual.
DD: So now onto our first two dares, from Fayfan, we have Allen Walker, and Kanda!
Kanda: Why am I always the one who gets the worst dares?
DD: Because you're that much fun to injure, now put on this playboy bunny outfit.
Kanda: Again?
DD: Yes.
One forced fitting later….
DD: Alright, now go to France's cell.
Kanda: But… last time I saw him there he was… prancing around naked with a rose…
DD: * Activates Icy hot patch on Kanda's junk*
Kanda: HOLYFUCKINGSHIT-* runs off*
DD: *Presses a few buttons on a keyboard* Alright, now the hallways should be switching around, turning him directly into France's cell! Let's get some video feed on the screen!
*Video*
France: (Naked) Hmm, a new Amour to test out the Kamasutra?
Kanda: What… But, I went the exact opposite…
France: Then it is FATE mi Amour! *Glomps*
(Due to fangirl nosebleeds, we refuse to show this video on here, but you can watch it at bullshit address dot not. All we are classified to say, is that it involves Butter, Baguettes, a Depraved walrus, an octopus, an eggbeater, Juggling, and for some reason, Corn.)
DD: Well, that is the most horrifying thing I've ever seen in my life, I'm just going to see what 4chan thinks of it!
Allen: You wanted me, remember?
DD: Yes, here, drink this Soda!
Allen: That's it? *Chugs it down* Alright, this is weird… My ass feels like a Bubble bath, I can taste magenta, everyone is made of cotton candy, and you're a hippo!
DD: Alright, stage Beatles is done, now time for stage Lonely Hearts Club Band! *Hands Allen a Guitar* Now play what you feel deep inside your heart!
(Surprisingly, Allen did manage to legalize Pot and LSD, not through Song, but by beating the everloving SHIT out of the President of Faketonia.)
DD: That was… Interesting… and apparently you can rhyme Orange with Whore Binge. Kanda! GET OVAH HERE!
Kanda: WHAT THE FUCK NOW!
DD: Not fuck, Shit!
Kanda: What?
Allen: Alright, Mah name is DJ Not Nice, I'mma gonna kick ya' into tha' Pile o' Shit Right ova thar' *Punches Kanda in the face, causing him to fall face first into dog shit.*
Kanda: YOU'VE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME!
DD: Well, Allen's likely going to stay this way for the next eight hours, and I don't mind, I find this funny as hell!
Allen: Now where's mah Jelly Bean Smack Biatch? *Dope slaps DD*
DD: *Dazed* Here you go man. *Pulls out a box of Jelly Belly's*
Allen: Feckin' finally magical Leprechaun! *Riverdances to his cell*
DD: And now, Justified Karma!
Allen: Wuh- *Fall into Dog shit pile*
DD: Alright England , you know what to do…
England: *Pumps firehose* You know it!
Kanda: Oh hell no! I've got a score to settle with that asshole! *Dives into Dog shit Pile Begins fighting Allen*
DD: Just spray them….
England: *Fires jet of hot boiling water*
Allen: It Burrrrrrrnnnnnnsssss ussss! *Ducks*
Kanda: Well fuck it I need a bath for what France did to me…
DD: This was a pretty interesting chapter, see you soon! Sadly, I'm not going to castrate Gilgamesh, since… well, that just disgusts me…..