Cute Yet Disturbing

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Inspired by Mameshiba! Enjoy! :D

Disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia

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Suddenly, the doorbell rang. England raised a thick eyebrow and wondered, "Who could that be?" He stood up from his chair and went to answer the door.

England gaped when he saw France. France smirked and greeted, "Bonjour, L'Angleterre-"

England slammed the door in his face without hesitation and muttered swears under his breath as he headed back to his dining table. "Honestly, as if I hadn't had enough of seeing that guy at world meetings! Stupid-"

England gawked in shock when he saw France sitting in one of the chairs at his table.

"BLOODY HELL! WHEN DID YOU…? HOW THE HELL DID YOU…?" England stammered in confusion and anger as he pointed at the door and then at the chair France was sitting in.

"You know, I thought you of all people would know how rude it is to slam a door in someone's face when all they were trying to do was say hello," France teased as he shook his head disapprovingly and picked up England's teacup from its saucer.

"AND YOU SHOULD KNOW HOW RUDE IT IS TO BREAK INTO SOMEONE'S HOUSE WITHOUT THEIR PERMISSION!" England snapped. "AND GIVE ME BACK MY TEACUP!"

Just before England could make a move to grab back his teacup from the Frenchman's hands, a mochi jumped out of the teacup. Both England and France were surprised.

"Good day!" the mochi greeted. It had thick eyebrows and emerald green eyes.

"Oh mon Dieu! It looks just like you!" France exclaimed.

"Where do these things keep coming from?" England exclaimed.

"You mean you have seen one of these things before?"

"Did you know?" the mochi interrupted them. "There are approximately 550 hairs in each eyebrow."

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France busted out laughing. "Ohonhonhonhon~! Obviously they haven't counted L'Angleterre's eyebrows!"

"SHUT UP, DAMN FROG!"

France kept on laughing "Ohonhonhonhon" as England chased him around his kitchen.

The mochi giggled.