Disclaimer: Hey! Guess what? I still don't own Sailor Moon, shocking huh? Or, might I add, any of the condoms I mention here!

Story Eleven: Trojan

Summary: Usagi has a jar full of condoms and she's not afraid to use 'em!

Rated: T; don't worry, its good, clean, protected fun!

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A condom.

Who could have guessed that a condom, a single serving, disposable thing such as this in the wrong hands could have such a profound effect on three college students.

Entering the Game Center Crown on that early morning it took Motoki, Demando and Mamoru exactly 0.5 seconds to react to the unexpected, bizarre image in front of them.

Motoki's jaw dropped open and he appeared as thought he wanted to curl into a ball and sob.

A devilish smirk played on Demando's lips as the silver Queen known as Lust started belting out a wistful tune in his ear.

Meanwhile horror had twisted Mamoru's expression beyond the point of recognition.

Because, sitting calmly before them was the blonde odango-styled girl known to all simply as Usagi Tsukino, filling up a condom with her half-filled water bottle. "Hiya," She practically sang upon spotting the trio.

"U-u-Usa-chan?" Motoki began after properly locating his voice box. "What are you?"

"Hm?" Usagi tilted her head to the side before her eyes widened drastically. "Oh! You mean this," She asked, waving the filled condom at them. "I went to the doctor yesterday with Mama and after the nurse asked me how old I was she gave me all these balloons."

"Balloons?" Motoki inquired, twitching.

"Yeah," Usagi giggled. "I know it's kind of childish but I was kind of hoping we could all have a water balloon fight later." Tying off her condom she placed it on the counter before jumped off the stool and bounding across the room. "Would you like to help me?" She asked innocently completely unaware of the effect she was having on all three men.

Although, the effect she was having on Motoki was slightly different the other two men. Ever since he'd met the young, naïve girl four years ago Motoki had always seen her as a little sister type. In this situation Motoki desired nothing more then to snatch the wrappers from Usagi before locking her in a closet and magically erasing this memory from his mind.

But, unable to resist her hypnotic charm Motoki nodded once, twin streams of tears running down along his cheeks.

"Alright," Usagi gushed before handing him a black, Tuxedo brand condom afterward turning towards Mamoru. "Here," She commented, handing him a yellow colored wrapper. "This one tastes and smells like a banana," Something inside of Mamoru's abdomen fluttered as he took a hold of the wrapper wordlessly. Finally she turned towards the white haired boy, handing him a green colored wrapper. "This one has this stuff on it, ubercation, that tastes really yucky, so try not to stick it in your mouth."

All three boys twitched.

"You mean lubrication?" Demando inquired.

"I guess so," Usagi replied, spinning around and practically skipping back to her seat. Once there she gathered her bag and ran towards the backroom.

"You guys thinking what I'm th-"

Whack!

Demando's facial expression stiffened as he placed one hand on his reddening cheek.

"Don't," Mamoru's stern voice twisted in warning.

"What," Demando tried to sound innocent but failed miserably. "Usagi needs to be exposed to the adult world someday, why not by us? Don't tell me," He began, placing his arm across Mamoru's shoulders. "That you don't ever think about locking her up and teaching her all about that yourself, do you?"

Mamoru gulped, and for a brief instant an image of Usagi curled up in his spacious bed flashed across his mind's eye.

Whack! Whack!

Before Demando or Mamoru even haven had a chance to react Motoki had whirled around slapped them both across the face. "Perverts!" Motoki chastised them both, "Don't even think about it!" He demanded, his stern voice mimicking Mamoru's but with a thousand fold more severity.

"Hey!" Motoki's head snapped back around at the sound of Usagi's voice.

Again, the trio's jaws dropped at the sight before them.

Usagi had returned, dressed in nothing but a white, skimpy bikini with the water filled condom in hand. "Let's go have some fun," Her voice purred.

"She's going to be the death of me," Mamoru muttered, a blush creeping up on his face as he tried unsuccessfully to shift his eyes away from the young blonde he loved so much.

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An: Hoped you guys enjoyed it!! I don't know about you, but every time I go to the doc's there is always a candy jar full of condoms on the counter and the nurse practically flings at you like your about to go get it on in the parking lot. o.0 le sigh.

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