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Story Thirteen: Dazed and Confused part Deux
An: So, here's the deal, usually when you guys ask for more I'm so in the one-shot frame of mind that I can't really come up with anything besides the initial scene. But, when Chichiforever suggested it I got to thinking but couldn't really come up with anything worth writing but, that's two buts I know, Kireisnowtenshi wrote her review, "I just wished I knew how they ended up that way". Boom! Brain cells just exploded with ideas. I wrote them down and had some spare time today so write this, but, third but, I wanted to take the time to dedicate this chapter to these two: Chichiforever and Kireisnowtenshi, thank you for the inspiration.
Vocabulary:
Duex: French: Two
Baka: Japanese: Idiot
Story stats:
Rating: M'ish
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Mamoru was pissed.
Actually, pissed wasn't a sufficient enough word to fit the perfect description of his foul disposition. He was (censored), yes, the made up word for this occasion was so heinous that one can't even read it.
Ocean colored orbs glanced at the blonde haired beauty sitting on the side of his bed, absently she tugged on the nightgown's strap, slipping it back onto her naked shoulder while shifting uncomfortably. A hazy expression subdued the rage for a mere moment as his mind's eye replayed the most exquisite of memories.
Mamoru felt embarrassed, he'd been unable to suppress his desire, his need to feel, taste every inch of her body, resulting in near violent kisses and forceful movements. His consciousness and the more gentlemanly side of him tried desperately to rein it in, flashing warning signs at his every movement.
Swallowing all her gasps and little mews a small but dominating voice continued to repeat the following mantra that served to justify his aggression.
Usagi's your wife.
You've experienced this before.
"Mamo-chan," Usagi managed to gasp out through swollen and bruised lips. A fierce ocean swept over her bare skin just as her hands were gently set against his stubbly cheeks, pulling him closer. "What are you thinking?" He couldn't be sure if it was imagined but he thought he'd heard a tremor in her tone.
"You," Mamoru answered honestly, a blush spreading across her cheeks at his admission. "I'm nervous," He began quickly. "I know we've done this- I mean, we should have, right? But, I don't remember and- I'm not quite sure I know how-" He broke off his ramblings, embarrassment coloring his cheekbones.
A small smile spread across Usagi's lips, "I feel the same but we'll figure it out. All I know is I want you to hold me closer, if that's even possible."
Mamoru unconsciously tightened his hold on the petit girl, using his knee to spread apart her thighs he was about to make himself a lot more comfortable when a loud screech broke through the still air. His muscles stiffened and he paused his movements, "What was-" Before he could finish his inquiry his deadbolts turned and his door was roughly shoved open, the sound of heavy foot falls were heard until Motoki burst through his open bedroom door.
"You," Motoki, sweating, flushed and visibly trembling with anger, stared daggers into Mamoru's ocean colored orbs. "Get off of her!" He yelled just as Asanuma calmly trotted in behind the angry sandy blonde.
"Whoa," Asanuma's mouth formed an O when he spotted the duo, or more likely, Usagi, naked. "Nice work Mamo-kun."
Usagi, only now getting over the shock and fully understanding the situation, screamed, she twisted her body away in efforts to cover herself while Mamoru grabbed the blanket, covering the two of them with it.
"You two, get out," Mamoru shouted back fiercely.
Asanuma took a hold of Motoki's shoulder in attempt to pull him back out of the room. "Come on Toki-kun, we should give them some time alone to get dressed."
"Get dressed?" Mamoru repeated the words and by the tone of his voice it left no doubt that he, personally had no attention of doing that task.
"Ah! No, see that look in his eyes," Motoki shouted in protest. "I'm not letting you take advantage of our sweet, innocent Usa-chan."
"Take advantage? She's my wife, I think we've gotten past that point already and besides, it's none of your business what we do behind closed doors." Mamoru snapped back.
Motoki crossed his arms over his chest, "She's not your wife baka, this was all a joke."
Usagi placed both of her hands over her face as her face lit up like a tomato.
Mamoru's muscles once again stiffened while he slowly shifted his eyesight to the young girl still pinned underneath him.
Sensing the tension growing in the air Asanuma chuckled nervously, "Ah, well we should give these two lovebirds a moment." He said, pulling Motoki out of the room as fast as humanly possible.
"A joke," Mamoru repeated, laughing grimly. "I knew it," He voice was barely above a whisper. "I knew you could nev-" His words were cut off when Usagi shot up and caught his lips with her own.
The kiss was light, slow but before either of them could move to intensify it Mamoru broke off from her, twisting his face away. "You should get dressed," He said, detangling himself from her limbs he quickly spotted his pjs where they had been casually discarded on the floor and began to dress himself.
"Motoki! Asanuma!" Mamoru's voice practically screeched when Usagi had made herself descent. His fierce ocean colored eyes were livid upon locking onto Motoki's green ones.
'How dare he,' His mental voice chastised him. 'I was right there damnit! One more second,' He cut off his own line of thinking in hopes to control his rage, meanwhile biting down on his inner cheek.
Motoki was a cock blocker.
Worst, he was a deafcon level 9 cock blocker.
Mamoru didn't even really care that this whole thing had been a prank. What enraged him was the fact that right as Motoki had dared to interrupt them he had been at the entrance of Caesars Palace and he had more than equipped to play the slots all morning!
Wait!
"How's you guys even pull this off?" Mamoru asked, his curiosity getting the better of him.
Asanuma cupped his chin, "Well, you see last night we invited you to the Game Center Crown- but, wait should I start there first or explain how we came up with this ingenious plan- hey! Don't look at me like that! Fine! Toki-kun and I have been masterminding this baby for months and just couldn't wait till April, my man. We needed a girl since, well you know, Toki-kun and I are far too pretty to be caught dead settling for you."
Mamoru growled-
Motoki smiled slightly before his face hardened once again-
Usagi fiddled with the end of her nightgown.
"So, we asked Usa-chan," Asanuma smiled, "Naturally after we told her about her reward-"
"-Reward?!" Mamoru's eyebrows shot up.
"Unlimited milkshakes and a hundred game tokens, of course."
Mamoru blinked, turning towards the young girl. "You did all this for a milkshake?"
"No," Usagi shook her head slowly, "For an unlimited supply of milkshakes, there is a difference you know."
"Pst," Mamoru snorted. "If you wanted a milkshake that badly you could have asked me, you didn't need to pretend to like someone and then go to bed with them!" His once gentle voice raised an octave during the latter half of his accusation.
"I resent that! I would never be that cheap and you should know that!" Usagi shouted. "Maybe someone liked someone else but didn't know how to get this person's attention and had to do something drastic! You ever think of that?!"
"Well, well, back to the story," Asanuma chirped, clapping his hands together to somehow prevent the impending fight. "Once again, we invited you to the Game Center Crown and put something in your coffee-"
"-You drugged me?!"
Asanuma coughed, "If you continue to interrupt me then we'll never get through the story Mamo-kun."
"Oh," Mamoru began; feeling abashed "My apo- wait! You drugged me; I have a right to interrupt! Do you know how dangerous that could have been, this isn't some sort of fan fiction," He pointedly stared at Motoki. "This is real life."
"Come off it, it was a harmless animal tranquilizer," Motoki replied.
"Anyways," Asanuma began, "We did drug you, yes. And, then we dragged you back here where you slept the whole night besides Usagi like a newborn baby, also pleasantly awoke to a beautiful surprise. See, happy endings all around." He clapped his hands together and winked at Usagi who blushed in return.
Catching the gesture Mamoru raised an eyebrow, "And how did you know about that?"
"Hidden camera," Motoki said as Mamoru staggered back and sat upon his bed next to his, well, now ex-wifey. "That's why we rushed over, and thankfully were able to stop you before you could steal our precious Usa-chan's virginity."
"Your precious Usa-chan?" Mamoru repeated the words distastefully and had to resist the urge to wrap his arm around the small girl's waist.
"Ah well," Motoki blushed, scratching the back of his head nervously. "You know not like that, but I think of her as a younger sister-type."
"And, as a big brother you should know when I do and when I don't want or invite protection." Usagi placed her hand on Mamoru's, when he didn't push it off she leaned over and hugged his arm to her chest. "Besides, if Mamo-chan had taken my virginity I would have made him marry me."
Mamoru's eyes widened, pushing her gently away he stood up from the bed, clapping his hands together as he did so. "Ok, everyone that's not my future bride-to-be form a single file line and get the hell out."
"But-" Motoki began but was cut off by a expression from Mamoru that was so intense that it would have made Madusa envious.
"Going," Asanuma grabbed Motoki by the collar, "Come on, you still have Unazuki after all." He shouted, hauling him out the apartment door.
No sooner had the front door closed had Mamoru, in one fluid movement disrobed himself and pounced on his future bride meanwhile a couple blocks away Motoki sat crying in front of a chocolate milkshake.
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AN: I hope you've enjoyed it as much as I enjoyed writing it.
Light'by'day (o0o, I liked chirped as well, so I ended up using it on this chapter lol), Beloved Dawn (aw, thank you), SelenityHyperion (Aw, thank you), Dollface219 (Cute screen name, and yes she will be missed), Roswellachick (Mamoru did), CharmedSerenity3 (You always have to applaud her effort, crazy at times, but still), Chichiforever (Hope you liked it), Kireisnowtenshi (Thanks once again), Jessicam242 (Me too, I love my lil Asanuma) and Midnight blue 08 (Milkshakes, as always) THANK YOU SOOO MUCH FOR YOUR KIND REIVEWS! Please keep them coming and I'll keeping stuffing you full of one-shot goodness.
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