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An: Ok! After reading all your encouraging words I've decided to continue with Dazed and Confused, though give me a bit to write it. I've been a little down these past few days and I can't write humor when I'm in a dark mood.

Story Seventeen: Progression of a Mad Hatter

Summary: Oh! Won't you join us for a tea party; it promises to be ever so lovely.

Universe: AU. Take a dash of Sailor Moon'verse and mix it evenly with a cup of Alice in Wonderland'verse.

Rating: T'ish

Warning: Some sexual innuendo; Lesbians; A dash of madness.

Pairings: Usagi x Queen; Usagi x Endymion; Usagi x Demando.

Genre: Lust/Drama

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Sakura petals cascaded from cotton clouds twisted nice and pink, down, down towards a table stretched as far as the eye could see. Willow's perfumed breath intertwined with a most gracious wind, riding towards the east and while they past a billow of steam they hadn't the boorishness to disrupt. Governed by maternal marionette strings attached to brass kettles the steam danced, quite gracefully with each petal that dared crossed its path.

"Be a dear," A man more mad then a problematic hatter smiled, though the tension between his brows was most apparent to even those a wee-bit obtuse. "Give it to thee," He requested, leaning towards the slip of a girl, tied to a chair.

The girl's teeth snapped, ever so ungracefully one might add, causing The Hatter's lips to sour. "Seijuro," He snapped his gloved fingers together, thrice.

Looking up from the porcelain tea cup Seijuro's eyes twinkled mischievously while one of his long hare ears rubbed against his frost colored hair. "Endymion." He acknowledged the older gentleman before his eyes flashed red and the vines that kept the young girl tied to the chair tightened, ever so slightly.

"U-sa-gi," Endymion's lips caressed each syllable, viewing her winching face with a great sense of exaltation. "Once again, my dear, give this old hatter what he desires."

A growl purred up the length of her throat, "Release me and I shall be inclined to please you in any way you deem fit." Usagi tried to bargain receiving a musical chuckle in exchange for her breath.

"Release you," Endymion couldn't help but raise an eyebrow. "And, why would I do something so exceedingly foolish?" He inquired, placing his hand on Demando's shoulder, who sat next to him on the table. "What guarantee would I have then of your continued company?"

A frown twisted Usagi's beautiful face, "Riddle me this, who in their right mind ever spoke the words to bind me to this foolishness in the first place?" She inquired quite sourly, her foot alive with impatience.

Endymion sat blinking, "Why you of course, what kind of simple-minded riddle was that?" He reached deep inside of his jacket pocket, retrieving a small paper no bigger than a thimble. Clearing his throat he placed on his spectacles, sans lenses, mind you. "At the thirteenth hour, seventy minutes past on the very one hundredth seconds, you" He gestured towards her, "Usagi, agreed to attend one of my tea parties."

Turning the paper over Endymion displayed it to the girl before handing it to Demando for a closer inspection. "Well, there you have it," The white haired man said in agreement, his furry cat ears twitching ever so slightly.

"Foolishness," Usagi declared without a hint of remorse.

Endymion tisked, "Now, be a dear." He asked, thrice, stamping the end of his cane on the ground next to her bouncing foot.

Presenting a sneer Usagi rolled her azure eyes towards the pink billows that littered the skies before huffing. "By all means Endy, but make it quick," She warned.

Applause filled the still air, Endymion pushed off the table with a grin. "Oh, goodie, I love it when you're being most agreeable." The Hatter bent over slightly, his gloved fingers dancing merrily down the buttons of her tightly fitted vest. With a gasp he took fistfuls of the fabric before ripping it open, enjoying thoroughly the audible sound of buttons being snapped.

Resting in-between her ample breasts was a simple card, "Ah." Endymion exclaimed, grinning in delight while his ocean colored orbs widened significantly. He retrieved the price tag that made his top hat complete, adorned with the numbers 10/6. "Do you enjoy honey with your tea?" He inquired, rather unexpectedly.

"Yes," Usagi replied honestly, her leg continuing to bounce with utter impatience.

"Oh," Endymion's eyebrows rose towards his hairline. Taking a hold of a jar of honey sitting casually on the smoky table he spread an even amount on the back of a simple playing card he acquired from one of his vast pockets. "Here then," He declared, slamming the playing card over her mouth watching in delight as her eyes seemed to be set ablaze.

No sooner did Endymion remove his hold on the playing card did it slid from her mouth towards her pant leg. "Humorous," She replied blandly, stoic even when Demando walked over to perch himself on the arm rest.

"Tell me," Demando's lethal tongue licked the corner of her mouth. "Does the Queen taste this sweet?" He asked, making a move to capture her lips with his own. Chuckling against her parted mouth he rubbed the tip of his nose against her own, "Well little rabbit?"

"Sweeter," Usagi replied, her eyes hardening.

A Cheshire grin dominating his facial features, "It's hard to believe that you've come out from beneath the Queen's bountiful skirt just to join us for tea, how gracious of you."

A snort was Usagi curt reply.

It felt as if a fire sprite had taken a hold of Usagi's spinal cord, sending burning flames that licked at her charred flesh. "Don't," Usagi managed to breathe out, watching Endymion run his gloved finger up the length of her white bunny ear.

A shameful blush painted her cheeks.

"Don't what," Endymion asked, playfully rubbing the tips of her ears and watching in fascination as her thighs twitched.

"You know, I have somewhere to be," Usagi stated between heavy breaths, Demando carelessly removing her golden pocket watch from her vest's pocket. "I'll be late," Her protests were ignored as his hot mouth descended onto her shoulder.

A wicked grin touched Endymion's lips, "Oh! This will most certainly be a fanciful tea party," He exclaimed, lowering himself to capture the bunny's lips with his own, quite demanding.

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An: Before anyone asks: Cast listing.

The Mad Hatter: Mamoru

The White Rabbit: Usagi

The Cheshire Cat: Demando

March Hare: Seijuro; and if you don't know who Seijuro is, shame on you!

Thank you for reading… um, I have to wake up at five-thirty for work and its past my bed time so no time to thank you all for your reviews! But, know I love you all for them!

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