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Story Eighteen: Dazed and Confused Part Trois

Vocabulary Words:

Trois: French: Three

Summary: Will you preggo my eggo?

Rating: T

Genre: Romance/Comedy

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Euphoria, the wicked tramp that she was rode a charging wave through Mamoru's veins spreading her love to all of his bodily systems. Eye dilated; Mamoru could only stare at her, his precious Usagi, drinking in her form almost hungrily before he even dared to place his unclean hands on her.

A wistful sigh escaped past his parted lips as he cradled her glorious bump in-between his wide palms. "Usa," He crooned towards the bump, placing a thousand well placed kisses on her porcelain skin.

On the receiving end of his affection Usagi could only stare at her lover for the past five months wearily, accepting a spoon full chocolate ice-cream from Asanuma. "Mamo-kun," He questioned, confusion colored his features as he stared at his older friend.

Usagi waved her hand towards him while pulling the now spotless spoon from her mouth. "Don't bother," She sighed. "Whenever he gets like this he becomes deaf to the world."

Asanuma blinked, "Does this happen often?"

Again Usagi sighed, "Not very, only when I eat a triple hamburger with large fries and a milkshake." She explained, trying to suppress a burp.

Motoki, who had been silently watching the exchange until this point leaned towards the small blonde. "You know the way he's cradling your bloated stomach, well," He paused. "You don't think he's pretending you're pregnant, do you?"

Usagi rolled her eyes heavenwards, "Well, duh captain obvious." She shook her head at the older boy before a sly smile spread across her lips. "But, it's kind of nice when he gets like this he always drags me to his apartment and services me for hours on end."

Motoki twitched, shifting his eyes away from the couple.

Asanuma chuckled, "From the sounds of it Mamo-kun is going to have you all round with child in no time Usa-chan."

Usagi snorted, "Jokes on him, for all the effort he puts in." She snickered, "I'm on the pill," She stated, crossing her arms behind her head and leaning back in her chair.

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An: Hope you liked it, this one kind of sets things up for part four. Oh! And for those that like 'em, I'm planning to do two more fairy tales. I'll give you a hint one involves a poison apple and the other a singing mermaid.

I'm really glad that most of you enjoyed my Alice in Wonderland crossover Sailor Moon story, you know this is the fourth time I've added AiW to SM, it often works out well. The other three are: Down the Rabbit Hole; Artemis is the white rabbit who kidnaps Usagi at Endymion's, (the mad hatter) request. In Chizuru I have a horror version of Alice with Vegeta and Usagi. And, finally in Tokyo Bambi Usagi's alter ego is named after the Mad Hatter: Blood Dupre.

Roxy630: Well, I have a couple of things to say to you, so you get your own space. One: I really hope that you're feeling better, if not try drinking either orange juice, lemon juice or honey. Each have properties that will help boost your immune system and help you get over the flu faster. If you don't like any of those but like taking herbs try Echinacea, it helps your immune system. Though only take it for two weeks out of the month, if you take it all month you're body will get used to it and it won't work as efficiently.

Two: Thank you for all the wonderful reviews, they really made my day. Oh and you left me two more in other stories this morning and I thought I should answer one of your inquires here. Mamoru is the jealous type; this was shown in the manga, but not so much in the anime unfortunately- once when Usagi hit on a dentist in front of him. In the third arc of the manga when Haruka was introduced they- meaning the scouts and Mamoru- didn't know if she was a girl or a boy, but Mamoru and Usa thought she was a he. Haruka got really close to Usagi and kissed her (I forget if it was a dream or not) but after that she couldn't look Mamoru in the face. After Mamoru started getting close to Michiru Usagi's own jealousy took a hold of her. Anyways, there is this big scene where Mamoru catches Haruka really close to Usagi and they appear as if they are going to kiss again, but Mamoru chases her away and Usagi starts crying. Mamoru and Usagi then go back to his apartment where after they get over their anger Mamoru admits that he is jealous of "that guy" but trusts her completely. And after they kiss he tells her it's ok if she spends the night over at his apartment. Wow, that was long, lol.

Third: Thanks for the kudos on my research, I really spend hours reading up on Jap culture just to put some little tidbits like that in my stories, glad to see someone appreciates them.

Asdfghjkl (I meant for it to be odd, so thanks lol), Roxyk630 (Well, if your going to be stalking my page might as well update), Roswellachick (Thank you so much), Hieiashke (I guess you would know him as Alan from the doom tree saga, Seijuro is his human name in the original), Jessicam242, Sakanscales876, CharmedSerenity3, AngelMoon Girl (Blush, wow, that REALLY made me smile, thank you so very much), Schoolgirltil2005 (Me too! And thanks), Beloved Dawn, and Beediddy THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR YOUR REVIEWS.

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