Ten Years

Lola and Bugs were sleeping soundly early one morning. The room was peaceful; the only sound was their soft breathing and the birds outside. The sun streamed through the big window casting a glow on everything. It seemed as though they were sleeping on a cloud.

Suddenly they felt two small bodies jumping on them and they snapped awake startled by it. "AH!"

"MOMMY DADDY WAKE UP!" their children shouted.

Bugs yawned. "Calm down. Why are you shouting?"

"It's your anniversary!" Jacob shouted.

"Happy Anniversary!" Kristy said.

Lola yawned and smiled at her sweet little babies. "Thanks you two."

"You're welcome," Kristy said with a smile.

Jacob crawled closer to them. "So when's breakfast?"

Bugs laughed. "You come in here to tell us happy anniversary then demand that we cook for you? You should be making us breakfast."

Jacob shrugged. "I don't know how to cook."

Bugs sat up. "Well you're seven it's about time you learned."

"When did you learn how to cook?"

"When I was ten but that's not the point," Bugs said brushing his ears back.

"What about you mommy?"

"When I was thirty one and married your father."

"Geez, how did you cook for your mommy?" Kristy asked.

Lola snickered. "I didn't. You're father was the one who taught me how to cook. Speaking of food how would you like some pancakes for breakfast?"

"Yeah!"

"Okay, go downstairs, we'll be down soon." With that Jacob and Kristy left the room. Lola turned to Bugs. "Happy anniversary sweetheart."

Bugs lay back down next to her and hugged her. "You too love." He gave her a deep kiss. "Can you believe it's been ten years?"

Lola nodded. "Yeah, time flies. And we've been together for thirteen years." She placed her hand on his cheek and kissed him again. "It's been such a rough year for us."

Bugs nodded in agreement. "I know what you mean." Bugs held her close and looked into her eyes not liking to think about it. "But you know what? I still love you more than anything."

"Me too Bugs." She shivered as she felt Bugs slide his hand down her thigh. "I love you more everyday, I love more than I did the day we got married."

"Wow you love me a lot." They laughed. "I'm glad we're still married love, there's no one else I would rather have spent ten years with."

She was touched by what he said. Then she just kissed him deeply on the lips. She gripped onto his shirt tightly and wrapped her leg around him. He held the back of her head with one hand and slowly slid his other down her back to her sexy legs. He caressed her all over and she felt chills run down her spine. She kissed him harder and held him tighter wanting more of him. Then they broke off breathing heavily.

"You wanna help me cook up some pancakes?" Bugs asked.

Lola giggled and nodded. "Of course." They kissed one more time then got out of the bed and went downstairs.

After they ate and the dishes were cleaned, they were all in the living room. Jacob and Kristy were playing Trouble and Bugs and Lola were cuddled up together on the couch. Lola had her arms around his neck and he had one hand around her waist and the other on the cheek stroking it gently with his thumb.

"Ever been to…Cuba?" Lola asked.

Bugs smirked. "Yup."

Lola twisted his whiskers around her finger as she thought. "Um…Australia?"

"You've got to get a bit more original than that Lo," Bugs said.

"Hmm…I've got it! Brazil?"

"Yeah I've been there," Bugs said nodding. He rested his chine on her shoulder.

"You know what? I'm just going to say the only place you haven't been is the bottom of the ocean!" Lola said.

Bugs laughed into her neck. "I haven't been to the arctic circle."

"At least there somewhere you haven't been."

Bugs laughed again and ran his hand down her leg making her shiver. "Wanna know something?" he asked.

"What?"

He leaned close to her ear. Then he licked up her ear lobe. She wouldn't have minded except for the fact that he made this loud slurping sound and all his spit got into her ear. She could tell he did it on purpose by the way he was laughing. "EW!" She quickly pulled away form him and wiped her ear. "Bugs that is disgusting!" He was still laughing. "It's not funny!" she exclaimed but she was laughing herself.

"Yeah it is." Then the doorbell rang. Bugs sighed. "The doorbell isn't supposed to ring today, it's supposed to be quiet." Even still he got up to get the door. When he opened it he saw his little sister Alana with a suitcase.

"Hi Bugs!"

"Hi…what are you doing here?"

"I told you I was coming didn't I?"

"You didn't say you were coming today." He eyed her suitcase. "I hope you didn't plan on staying over here."

Alana pushed past him. "Aw c'mon you know you love it when I stay here."

Bugs closed the door behind her. "But why did ya have to come on my anniversary?"

Alana put down her suitcase. "Aw, it's your anniversary?" She hugged him. "Happy anniversary! Now I get to punch you for every year you've been with her," she said raising her fist.

Bugs crossed his arms. "I'd put that hand down if you want to keep it."

Alana lowered her fist. "So you don't mind me staying do you? I already told you I was coming, you can't complain."

"Alana…"

"I don't mind you staying Alana," Lola said coming into the hallway.

Alana smirked at Bugs. "See? Lola loves me."

"Yeah and we have some big tenth anniversary plans today so you have to honors of babysitting for us," Lola said with a huge smirk on her face.

Alana's face fell. "What? I'm not babysitting your kids, forget that!"

"But you said you wanted to stay here. Oh well, I guess you'll just have to check in at the Four Seasons, I hear they've raised their prices right Lo?"

Lola nodded. "Of course, with this economic crisis they've raised their prices up to $300 a night. And I'm sure you plan on staying more than one afternoon right Alana."

Alana glared at them but she knew she was defeated. "You two are a couple of bastards," she mumbled.

Jacob and Kristy came down the hallway. "Hi auntie Alana."

Alana put a huge smile on her face. "Hi you two!" she said before hugging them.

Later that afternoon Bugs and Lola had gotten dressed and were about to go over Melissa and Daffy's house because they said they had a surprise for them.

Bugs came into the living room where Alana was flipping through the TV channels. "You're capable of being a responsible adult for a couple of hours right brat?"

Alana glared at him tired of his teasing. She walked over to him and stood on her toes to get in his face since she was very short. "Alright listen up, you're not getting off that easily. I want free range to everything in your house while you're gone, including your bedroom."

Bugs rolled his eyes. "No way."

"Maybe I'll send a picture of you in a dress to the press," Alana said nonchalantly.

"Blackmail huh? That's dirty."

"I learned it from a dirty big brother."

Bugs didn't want to say yes but Alana was about as ruthless as himself and he wouldn't put it past her to really to it. "Alright then, you've got yourself a deal. You can get off your toes now short stuff."

"Are you two negotiating or something?" Lola asked as she came into the room tying up her ears into a ponytail.

"She's blackmailing me," Bugs said.

"Shame on you." Alana just smirked. Lola went over to give Jacob and Kristy a hug. "We'll be back soon, behave yourselves okay? I don't want auntie to call me and tell me you've been bad."

"I'll be good, but Jacob won't, he's never good," Kristy said.

"Yeah I am, you're the bad one."

Lola kissed both of them on the forehead. "Stop arguing."

Bugs gave them both a hug as well. Then he glared at Alana. "They'd better not call me and tell me you're abusing them." Alana just gave him the bird in response.

Bugs and Lola went out into the garage. Bugs tossed her a blue helmet and put on the black one himself then he jumped on the motorcycle.

"Bugs?"

"Yeah babe?"

"Can I drive?" Bugs nodded and chuckled then let Lola sit in front of him. Then she pulled out of the driveway and they went to Melissa's house. She parked in their driveway and went up the stone steps to their mansion. Bugs rang the doorbell.

Daffy answered the door. "Finally. We were starting to think you'd never get here!"

Lola and Bugs went inside. "Sorry Daff, I had to bribe my sister to babysit," Bugs said. "Holy shit!"

The house was covered with balloons, and there was a big Happy 10th Anniversary banner, and all of their friends were there.

"Happy Anniversary!" they shouted.

"Oh my gosh, you guys are insane!" Lola said still gawking at all the decorations.

"What happened to turning out all the lights and jumping out from hiding places? People don't do that anymore?" Bugs asked sarcastically.

"Oh no, people just get right to the point now," Wile E said just as sarcastically. He put his hand on their shoulders. "We always do that rabbit, we decided to change it up a little. Which do you like better?"

"At least with this one you guys don't have those crazy expressions on your faces," Lola said with a laugh.

Tweety flew over to them. "Very funny. C'mon, you've gotta come see the cake." He pulled them by their ears towards the kitchen.

"OW!" they yelled.

"Is physical violence really necessary Tweety?" Penelope asked.

Tweety let go of them. "Sorry."

Lola rubbed her ear. "Geez, I didn't know you had such a tight grip."

"Don't underestimate him," Bugs told her.

Before they got into the kitchen, Melissa turned off the lights and lit the candles. They came in and she pushed them in front of the hugs cake. They gasped when they saw it. In the center of the cake was a picture of them on their wedding. There were roses in the corner of the cake and at the top it said "Happy 10th Anniversary Bugs and Lola!"

"This is cool," Bugs said.

"You guys are amazing. This is beautiful," Lola said. She poked the picture lightly. "Can we eat this?"

"Duh! Of course you can eat it! I'll take a picture of it so you can stare at it later. Blow out those candles already, I don't wanna eat a cake with wax all over it," Daffy said.

Bugs and Lola blew out the candles together.

Then Daffy handed the knife to them rather forcefully. Lola backed up into Bugs. "Damn it Daffy, I know we're not the best of friends but you don't have to try to take my head off!" Lola exclaimed.

Daffy rolled his eyes. "Cut the cake, I'm hungry."

"You know, since you're complaining so much, we should cut the cake in an hour just to mess with you," Lola said.

"Hey! Stop arguing and cut the cake, I'm hungry too," Sylvester said.

Bugs elbowed her. "Lo, help me cut it." They held the knife together and cut the cake but Lola stopped when they got to the picture. "Why'd you stop?"

"I don't wanna cut the picture."

"Lo, we have this picture in our photo album."

"I know but it looks so pretty as a cake…"

"Holy shit would you cut the damn cake!" Daffy shoved his digital camera into her face. "Look, I took a picture! The cake is not going anywhere! I'll send it to you so you can look at it every second of your life if that's what you want! Now cut the damn cake!"

Melissa put her hand over his beak. "Daffy stop shouting. You're giving me a headache."

Bugs and Lola continued to cut the cake and they cut through the picture. Then everyone got a piece.

"Wait!" Melissa exclaimed. "Since it's Bugs and Lola's anniversary, they should get the first bite. So no one eat until they do."

Sylvester rolled his eyes. "Shut up Melissa I'm hungry."

Melissa shoved her fork in his face. "I'm serious Catt!"

Bugs and Lola gave each other sly looks and ate their piece incredibly slow.

"Fuck this, I didn't eat breakfast, I'm starving," Sylvester said. Then he took a huge bite of his cake.

Everyone else took that as the cue to eat as well. Bugs and Lola stared at them. "What happened to us taking the first bite?" Bugs said.

"You moved too slow," Wile E said.

Daffy went into their wine cellar and got out a couple bottles. "Who's thirsty?" He asked as he poured himself a drink. Everyone else came over and got themselves some as well.

"I wonder who's getting drunk today," Pepe le Pew asked.

"Well, you are, since you asked," Bugs said. "And Daffy…"

"Why me?"

"You're always the drunk one."

"Are you saying I'm an alcoholic?"

"No, I'm saying you're always the drunk one. And it's gonna be Wile E. Watch, its true."

While the guys were in the kitchen Melissa, Lola, and Penelope sat in the living room.

"I can't believe you've been married to him for ten years," Penelope said taking a sip of her wine.

"Yeah, I can't believe it either. It seems like yesterday we just got married," Lola said.

"See, I knew you'd work things out with him, and here you are now four months later on your tenth anniversary," Melissa said.

"I never doubted we would work things out," Lola said. She paused for a moment in thought. "Okay, maybe a little, but I still love him."

"Yeah if that isn't obvious," Penelope said rolling her eyes. Her and Melissa laughed.

"I remember when you guys were filming Space Jam, every time the camera's turned off your tongues were in each others mouths," Melissa said laughing.

"Yeah and at Acme Loo, I don't know how many times I've walked into the teachers lounge, or his classroom, or something and found you two lip locking," Penelope said still laughing.

"They had sex in the teachers lounge one time," Melissa said.

Lola glared at her. "We did not!"

"Yeah you did, I found a condom wrapper in there on the floor once."Penelope laughed. "You two have sex in the most random places," she said shaking her head.

Lola leaned back in thought. "In the beach bathroom, in the pool, in the maze, in a tree…"

Melissa and Penelope turned pruple with laughter. "In a tree Lola? Seriously? Even you two aren't that weird!" Penelope said.

Lola laughed. "Okay, maybe not a tree. It's his fault, he makes me lose control of myself too much. He's the one that had to go being sexy."

"I'm sure he thinks the same thing about you," Melissa said.

Lola shrugged. "Well yeah, he always says I'm sexy." She snickered. "I don't blame him."

It was almost five o clock now. They spent their time, drinking, and eating cake, and talking, and just messing with each other like they always do. By now Daffy was passed out on the floor with a beer bottle in his hand, Pepe le Pew was saying stupid things because he was drunk, and Wile E was in his sixth glass of wine.

Bugs shook his head in pity. "I told you it would be them."

"How did you know?" Penelope asked.

Bugs winked. "I' know all Pen, I'm psychic."

Lola snorted. "Whatever."

Bugs threw his arms around her and pulled her down on the couch while she laughed. "Shut up." He kissed her neck.

"Make me," she said still laughing.

"Trust me, I'll shut you up later," he whispered into her ear.

Apparently he didn't say that as quiet as he thought he did. "Hey, can you save your sex talk for when we're not in the room? Thanks," Sylvester said.

Lola gave him the bird. "Why the hell are you listening?"

Bugs lay down next to her and put his feet on Melissa who was sitting across from him.

"Eww, I don't want your huge rabbit feet on me!" she exclaimed trying to push him off.

"Haven't you ever heard rabbit feet are lucky Melissa?" Bugs asked.

"Is that why you always beat Daffy in sports?" Sylvester asked.

"I (hic) heard that!" Daffy said.

Sylvester nudged him with his foot. "Go back to sleep duck."

Melissa managed to get Bugs' feet off of her. "But they smell. And they're huge!"

"Not all rabbit feet are huge." Bugs picked up Lola's foot. "You see how tiny her foot is? It's smaller than Penelope's, I don't even think that's normal."

Lola laughed and tried to kick him off of her foot. "Bugs get off of me, that tickles!"

Bugs smirked at her. "Oh does it now?" He tickled her foot and she almost screamed laughing.

Daffy glared at them. "Would you rabbits shut up?"

Sylvester kicked him again. "Didn't I tell you to go to sleep?"

Daffy pushed him away. "Get off me."

Bugs looked at the clock on his phone. "We've gotta go Lola. There's still part two of our anniversary."

Lola smiled eagerly. "There's a part two?"

"Is part two you guys being in the bed getting it on?" Wile E asked.

Bugs threw a pillow at him. "Shut up, that comes later!"

Lola sat up and smoothed her hair. "See you guys at work."

"What's part two?" Penelope asked her.

Lola shrugged. "I don't know, ask him."

Bugs motioned for her to come to him and he whispered it into her ear. Penelope smiled. "Ooh, that's romantic."

"What is it?" Lola asked. Bugs just smirked at her. "Aw c'mon, you tell her but not me? I'm your wife."

Bugs leaned close to her ear like he was about to tell her but then he just licked her ear again like he did that morning.

"EWW! Bugs Bunny!" Lola yelled wiping her ear.

"What did he do?" Sylvester asked.

"He spit in my ear!" Lola said.

"I'll walk you two to the door," Melissa said.

"Thanks red head," Bugs said.

"Sure thing long ears." Once they got to the door Melissa said, "Have fun with part two, whatever that is." Bugs whispered it to her.

"Aww, that's sweet."

"What the hell is it?" Lola exclaimed.

"All I can tell you is we're going to dinner, but you don't know where," Bugs said.

"Damn."

On they way home they passed a smoothie shop. "You want one?" Bugs asked.

Lola nodded. "Sure." She held onto him tightly as he made a sharp turn into the parking lot. They drank their smoothies and while they were in there Bugs called Alana.

"Hello?"

"Hey sis. We're on our way home. But we're going out to dinner so we won't be home long," he said.

"Then why come home?"

"Because we have to change stupid."

"Alright, fine. Are you making us dinner though?"

"Nah, since you're blackmailing me I'll make ya heat up your own spaghetti," Bugs said. Lola laughed.

"Whatever. I went through your room."

"And not one thing had better be out of place or else."

"Sure, sure, see ya asshole."

"See ya bitch." He put his phone away and he and Lola finished their smoothies.

When they got home they were greeted by their kids who gave them big hugs.

"Hi mommy, hi daddy," Kristy said.

"Where did you go?" Jacob asked.

"We went to Melissa and Daffy's house," Bugs said.

"Oh, aunt Alana played Monopoly with us."

"Really? I didn't think she was smart enough to know how to play Monopoly," Bugs said. He went over to his sister who was leaning against the wall with her arms crossed. "Alright, what did you get into?"

"Well, I found all these cheesy love notes in your drawer. Geez, who writes love notes anymore?"

"We do," Lola said as she picked up Kristy. "God, you're getting heavy."

"And I read the scripts you've been working on. They suck!" she didn't really think they sucked though.

"They do not!" Lola said.

"And I found a whole rack of condoms in your drawer."

"We don't use them anymore, she had her tubes tied a couple years ago," Bugs said.

"Then why keep them?"

Bugs shrugged. "We never got around to getting rid of them."

"Oh and Lola, I saw some really cute lingerie in your drawer." Lola just rolled her eyes.

"Whatever Alana," Bugs said. He looked at Jacob and Kristy. "Wanna come help me make dinner?"

"What's for dinner?" Jacob asked.

"Spaghetti," Bugs said.

"I thought you were going out for dinner?" Alana asked.

"We're going out. But they have to eat too."

"Hey, don't I get any?"

"If you want, I don't care. Stop being so spoiled." Bugs went into the kitchen with the kids on his heels to make them some dinner.

After making dinner Lola was upstairs getting ready for her and Bugs' romantic night. She decided to wear a sparkling red dress with straps that criss crossed in the back and some black heels. She was sitting at her vanity combing her hair when Alana came in.

"Bugs is gonna like that dress. It makes your boobs look good."

Lola shrugged. "He's seen me in it before."

Alana came over to her. "Can I do your hair?"

"Sure…don't make me look crazy."

Alana giggled as she took the brush from her. "I won't." She brushed Lola's hair then tied her ears up on top of her head. "If I had ears like this, there's no telling what I'd do with them."

"Sometimes not much. If you tie them up too tight for too long it starts to hurt."

Alana lifted Lola's chin and put some eyeliner and sparkling red eye shadow on her and did it to make it look like it faded out. "There, you look gorgeous!"

Lola looked in the mirror and was surprised at the great job Alana did. "Wow, this is great! Thanks."

They went downstairs where Bugs was sitting on the couch in his suit with the kids. Then Alana came in. "Presenting the woman of the night…Lola Bunny!"

Lola came in and Bugs' jaw almost hit the floor. "How do I look?" she asked twirling around.

Bugs got up and went over to her. Were there words in any language to describe how incredibly beautiful Lola looked not just now but anytime? "You look…you look sexy." It wasn't enough but it'll have to do. He pulled her to him and kissed her as hard as he could.

Alana pulled them apart. "Hey, hey, there's children in here!" She pushed them out the door. "Get out of here! Go make out somewhere else!" Then she slammed the door behind them.

Once Bugs and Lola were locked out, Bugs took her hand and they walked out to the car. Once they were in Bugs backed out of the driveway and Lola turned on some music.

"So where are we going?" she asked.

Bugs smirked. "All the years we've been together, have I ever told you where we're going?"

"You've slipped up a few times. I thought I might get lucky this time," Lola said elbowing him.

Bugs elbowed her back. "Not this time Lo."

Lola gave him a sweet innocent look. "Please?"

Bugs shook his head. "You have to be surprised." He kissed her lips. "We'll be there soon; you don't need to be so impatient."

Lola crossed her arms. "I am not impatient."

Bugs raised his eyebrows at her then chuckled as he looked back at the road. "Sure you're not Lola."

"Okay, maybe a little bit." She noticed the mini van in front of them had a hand hanging out of the trunk. "Bugs look," she said pointing.

Bugs noticed as well and he found it a little strange. "It's probably not real Lola." Then they saw it move and they both gasped. "Aw crap!" Bugs moved away from the van before they turned out to be next.

About ten minutes later they were at an extremely fancy restaurant called Frezco. Lola smiled at him. "You've got to be joking."

"I'm not." Bugs reached over and kissed her passionately then got out to open her door for her. They went inside through the spinning door and were greeted by the sound of classical music.

"Name?" the waiter asked them.

"Bunny," Bugs replied.

They were led over to a two person table near the center of the restaurant. "Your table Mr. and Miss Bunny."

"Mrs. Bunny," Lola corrected.

"Sorry ma'am, Mrs. Bunny." The waiter handed them their menus. Not long after they had some delicious food in front of them along with red wine. The lights were dimmed and there was an orchestra playing on the other side of the restaurant which added to the romantic mood.

Bugs couldn't take his eyes off his beautiful wife. The light hit her at the perfect angle and it seemed to make her glow. "You look so beautiful Lola."

Lola's face turned red which Bugs thought added to her beauty. "Thanks Bugsy."

After their delicious dinner they were walking down the sidewalk of the always busy and lit up Hollywood hand in hand talking and laughing as they walked. All of a sudden they were stopped by some reporters and photographers.

"Bugs, Lola, a few questions?"

"We hear today is your anniversary."

"How many years?"

"How are your children?"

One of the snapped a picture of Lola and she covered her face not wanting to have her picture in the papers…again.

"We're not taking any questions right now," Bugs said.

"But it's for a good cause."

"No questions!" Bugs took Lola's hand and they pushed past them and got in their car which was parked nearby. Bugs leaned against the car. Paparazzi were one of those things that pissed him off the most. "I hate them."

Lola kissed his cheek and stroked his ear. "Forget them sweetie, don't let them ruin our night."

Bugs smiled at her and kissed her lips. "What do ya wanna do now?"

Lola thought for a moment. "Let's go to the park."

Bugs drove them to the park. Once there they walked around for a little while then sat on a bench in each others arms looking up at the full moon.

Bugs looked down at her and smiled to himself. He lifted her head and kissed her lips as hard as he could. She wrapped her arms around his neck and gripped onto his jacket. His arm went around her waist and slid his fingers up the bare part of her back sending chills down her spine. Both of them started to moan into each others mouths but then they broke their kiss before they lost control of themselves.

Bugs leaned close to her ear. "Let me tell you something."

"What?" Lola whispered. Then she heard a slurping as all Bugs' spit got in her ear. "EWWW! BUGS BUNNY!" He got up and started running and she took her shoes off and ran after him. "YOU'D BETTER RUN BUGS! YOU ARE SO DEAD!"

Later that night when they got home, Bugs was sitting on the couch with Alana after putting the kids to sleep watching Adult Swim.

"Thanks for babysitting for me," Bugs said not making eye contact with her.

Alana looked at him surprised. "You're thanking me?"

Bugs nodded. "Yeah, I'm not that heartless."

"Well um, thanks, I guess. I wasn't expecting that from you."

Bugs smirked. "Well, don't expect me to thank you very often. This was just a one time thing."

Alana laughed. "Whatever. Where's your wife?"

Bugs shrugged. "I think she said she was taking a shower. I should go check on her before she drowns." He stood up and stretched. "Turn everything off before you go to bed, I still have electric bills." He gave her a quick hug then he went upstairs and found the door to their bedroom closed. He knocked.

"You can come in Bugs," she said.

He opened the door and found the lights dimmed. Romantic music played, there were scented candles all over the room, and there were red and pink rose petals around the bed. It reminded him of the room on their first honeymoon. He was still staring in surprise when Lola came over to him wearing her black robe.

"Do you like it?" she asked.

"Yeah, I love it. Is this what you've been doing for the past half hour?"

Lola nodded. "Yeah kinda." She locked the door. Then she let her robe drop to the floor revealing a lacey red and black bra and thong and fishnet tights. Bugs got a boner just looking at her. She pressed up against him and kissed his lips. "This is part three," she said seductively.

They kissed and caressed each other eagerly. Bugs picked her up and carried her to their bed and they continued part three of their anniversary.