Chapter 3: Alice Over Edward?

Emmett's POV

The dare Rose gave Alice was definitely HOT!! I never thought Alice would think of such things. God that was HOT! Alice looked at me and I knew I was next. Bring it on, little pixie!

"Emmett, truth or dare?" Alice asked.

"Dare, hell yeah!" I shouted and they laughed as Rose smacked my head. Alice was deep in thought. Whatever dare she brings on the 'Emmettnator' can handle! She suddenly smiled smugly.

"You can't do anything intimate with Rose for a week and I want you to tell her now that you absolutely hate her." Alice dared. My mouth hung open and I froze. I can't do that to my Venus! I sighed.

""A week?!" I asked, exasperated already. Rose looked strained and she smiled weakly at me.

"Rosie, before I say anything, I want to tell you that I do not mean anything that I will say," I said and she nodded. "I hate you Rose! I absolutely do!" I shouted and she winced. My girl does not deserve that. And how can I even last a week without kissing her or anything else? I sent Alice a death glare but Jasper sent me calming waves so I sighed.

"My turn! Bella, truth or dare?" I asked. She looked shock. Maybe she thought that I'd go for Jasper. I'm not really up for revenge. I am full or surprises! Call me, Mr. Surprise!

"Truth?" she more like asked rather than stated. I am just curious though after what happened minutes some time ago. That's why I won't go for any sexual questions today.

"Bella, let's say Alice and Edward were both guys. They have the same personalities as now. If they court you, who would you choose between the two? Be honest, Bells." I asked out of curiosity.

Bella and Edward stiffened. Alice looked extremely curious. Everyone else was shocked because it was not like me to ask these kinds of questions. It is not like me but I am freaking curious. Who would she choose? It took her five minutes 'til she answered.

"Alice." She simply said and Edward's face was full of disbelief. We laughed at him.

"Why?" I asked.

"Well...... First, I am so sorry, love." She told Edward then faced all of us again. " Alice let's me do what I want if you exclude shopping. She doesn't give the it's-for-your-own-good-speech. She's more outgoing and friendly. She has a very good sense of humour. She doesn't bribe people/vampires with expensive things like cars just to keep watch of me. And lastly, even when I was human, she listened and weighed my opinions." Bella said and Eddie winced. I laughed. Alice also grinned.

"Maybe you and Alice should leave your husbands and get together! You'd look great with each other." I joked. Rosie smacked my head, again. Everyone growled at me and I winced and pouted which caused them all to laugh. "Sheesh! You guys take things way too seriously! I was joking! Bells, it's your turn."