The Bugs Bunny Co.

Bugs and Daffy were sitting in Daffy's backyard in lawn chairs drinking smoothies. Daffy was talking about something but Bugs wasn't listening. His mind was somewhere else.

"So anyway…Bugs are you listening to me?" Daffy said.

"Huh? Sorry Daff, I was just thinking."

"You're always thinking! What are you thinking about this time?"

Bugs took a long sip of his smoothie. "I need something to do." It sounded like he said it to himself.

Daffy raised his eyebrow. "Okay…we can go do something. You want to go play golf?"

Bugs shook his head. "No."

"Tennis?"

"No."

"Baseball?"

"No." Daffy was completely missing the point. He didn't want to go play sports, it was something else that was on his mind.

"Then what the hell do you want to do?" Daffy exclaimed getting frustrated.

"Daff, what have we done since…Back In Action?"

"We've done a lot of things. We went to New York, the baseball team at Acme Loo won the championship, you and Lola had your children, Melissa and I got married…"

Daffy seriously was not getting where he was coming from. "Movie wise Daffy! What have we done since Back In Action?"

Daffy thought about that. In truth they hadn't done much. "Um, our Christmas special, that movie we made in Spain, a few random cartoons…oh and those shitty shows Loonatics and Baby Looney Tunes that no one even cared about."

"But did we do anything for those shows let alone have any say in them?"

Daffy shook his head. "Now that you mention it, no we didn't."

"Exactly. So I want to do something."

Daffy was still confused. "Bugs I have no idea what you're talking about!"

"Damn it Daffy, I want to make movies again." He sipped his smoothie again. "I'll admit I did try to take a time out from it for a while because I had to take care of my children but I miss it and Warner Brother's is being lazy as shit." He wasn't really paying attention to what he was saying anymore. He was just rambling on. "I have all these scripts on my computers taking up space. I need to do something with them. Maybe I'll open my own company…"

"You're gonna open your own company?"

Bugs realized what he said. "Hey, that's not a bad idea. Then I can be more flexible with my work and write, produce, and direct it myself."

"You're insane," Daffy said. Even though he didn't think it was a half bad idea. He actually wanted a part in it. "Can I help?"

"Seriously?"

Daffy smirked. "I can't let you take all the credit for it you know." He paused for a moment. Bugs had mentioned that he had tons of scripts slowing down his computers. Maybe he'd let him help with that too but he didn't want to sound like he was begging. "So about your movies…"

"You want to help?" Bugs guessed.

"Please?"

Bugs shrugged. "Whatever. I'll give you a part in it if you want, or you can help me direct."

"Are you gonna be in it?"

Bugs shook his head. "I didn't plan on it. Well…it depends on which one I choose to work on first."

"How many do you have?" Daffy asked curiously.

Bugs went down a mental list of all the scripts he'd been working on over the years. "Twenty I think."

Daffy looked at him in disbelief. "You have no life!"

Bugs shrugged then drank his smoothie again. "Making movies is my life."

The next week Bugs was in his office at home working on the script he'd decided to make his next movie about. It was about these four siblings, they were young, only eighteen. But they were top spies and soldiers in the war. During a battle three of the siblings were murdered brutally. The last one was taken hostage and beaten but was saved by these criminals who turned him into a criminal as well. After years of living his life as a criminal in a gang he decided he didn't want to do it anymore and lived alone while the gang members searched for him and tried to kill him. He lived as a refugee in Mexico for a while, then went back to the U.S to join the navy. A nuclear war was about to break out and he became the general who ended the war before the human race was wiped out and brought back peace.

It wasn't done yet but Bugs was satisfied with what he'd done. He put a lot of his own war experience into it. For example he made one of the siblings die in an explosion, the same way his own brother almost died. That war wasn't something he usually liked to revisit but when he made movies he liked to add a little bit of his own experiences into it. One reason was it made it a lot easier to visualize when actual sets were made. He remembered the war like it was yesterday and the visual aspect of it would be easy to make because of that.

Lola opened the door and came in. "Your dinner is ready."

"Okay, I'll be right down."

She sat on the computer desk. "What are you doing?"

"Finishing up the script for a movie I'm trying to make. Do you want to read it?"

"Sure." She didn't read all of it because it was pretty long but she skimmed through it and found it to be really interesting. "This is great. What's it called?"

Bugs shrugged. "I don't know yet."

"What's it going to be rated?"

Bugs smirked. "Nc-17," he joked. Lola laughed. "I'm going for Pg-13. I'm thinking of opening my own company."

"For movie production?"

Bugs nodded. "Yup."

"You know people are going to come running to you so fast you won't know what to do."

Bugs raised his eyebrow. "You think so?"

Lola laughed and tapped his nose. "Of course! You're famous you dumb ass. You've got awards downstairs for being the most famous and influential toon actor in history. People would kill to have you produce their work, don't you think?"

Bugs nodded as he realized she was right, not that he was complaining about it. The thought pleased him. "I guess that would contribute to it. I guess being a movie genius down have its perks."

"Is there anything you're not? You're a teacher, an architect, a musician, an actor, a director, and now a producer."

Bugs chuckled at the way she said that. "The world is your playground Lo; you can do whatever the hell you want with it."

"True. So where are you going to put this business of yours?"

Bugs shrugged. "I don't know. I don't even know how to get started. I'll ask the Warner's for advice."

"You should build it. You built this house, Acme Loo, that charity over in the Bronx, and the Bellagio hotel. Why not?"

Bugs nodded as he thought about that. "That's not a bad idea babe. I wonder if I still have those blank blue prints." He rolled his chair over to the cabinets across the room and dug through them. He found a stack of blank blue prints and pulled them out.

Lola picked up one of them and examined it. "So this I what these things look like. Damn they're huge."

Bugs laughed. "I have smaller ones around here somewhere." He dug through another drawer and pulled out a pencil. "The ideas are already coming to me."

"Come downstairs and eat first. I didn't make that food for you to let it get cold."

"Fine, I'll eat first, then work on this stuff." He stood up. "But if I lose my train of thought I blame you."

Lola rolled her eyes. "Not my problem." Bugs put his arms around her and kissed her lips. "I guess I won't be seeing you for the rest of the night, huh?"

He ran his hands over her curves. "You'll see me tonight." He gave her a sly look. "All of me." Lola glanced at a certain part of his then kissed him.

The Bunny family came into the house the next afternoon after a long day of work and school. Jacob looked a little upset though.

"What's wrong kiddo?" Bugs asked.

Jacob crossed his arms. "Teacher's are mean."

"What happened?" Lola asked.

"I got in trouble."

"Oh no, what did you do?" Bugs said.

"I kept calling out in class and the teacher got mad at me."

"Did she tell you to stop?"

"Yes…"

"Then why did you keep doing it if she told you to stop?" Jacob shrugged. "Then that's why you got in trouble. If the teacher tells you to stop doing something, then stop doing it. Okay?"

Jacob nodded. "Am I in trouble?"

Bugs hugged him. "Not this time. I've got something to cheer you up though."

"What?"

"I'll be right back." Bugs got up and went upstairs.

Jacob looked at Lola. "Where's he going?" She just shrugged having no idea herself.

Bugs came downstairs with his blueprints. "Check these out." He laid them out across the table and they all looked at him.

"This is what you've been working on?" Lola said.

Bugs nodded proudly. "Sure is."

"What is it?" Kristy asked.

"I'm opening a business for producing movies and this is going to be the building," Bugs explained.

"This is cool," Jacob said. "When are you going to build it?"

"Soon, it'll be done by the beginning of the summer."

"Can I help?" Kristy asked.

Bugs chuckled. "Of course you can help."

Bugs kept to his word. By the middle of June his building was built. It was in Hollywood. It was huge. His house was huge, his school was huge, and this was huge; for some reason he liked really big buildings. He'd gotten help from his friends on it and of course he'd gotten professional builders to assist with it. Lola was right; he had people pouring in to work for him and had a full staff already.

It was eleven floors high and mostly gold and glass. Over the front door he had the name, "Bugs Bunny Inc" and at the very top he had the logo he'd come up with. Inside there was a really big lobby with a secretary desk and the elevator. Also on the first floor he had a cafeteria with professional chefs. The next few floors had studios, editing rooms, supply rooms, and offices. On the fifth floor was a really big arcade with games like Guitar Hero, Halo Reach, Call of Duty, etc. On the eighth floor was a theatre for movie and show viewing. He put his own office on the tenth floor. And on the eleventh floor was a pool (it was a borderline water park). His friends questioned at one point whether he was making a movie production business or a hotel.

Overall Bugs was extremely satisfied with what he'd done. He felt accomplished like he always did when he did something great; of course he wasn't one to brag though.

Him, Lola, Daffy, Melissa, Sly, And Sylvia were sitting by the pool while Jacob and Kristy played in it.

"This place is gigantic," Sylvia commented.

"I like big buildings," Bugs said. "It makes me feel like royalty or something." He took a bite of his carrot.

"When are you gonna start this movie? I want the starring role," Daffy said.

"I told you I'd give you a part. I never said anything about the starring role. Maybe you'll be a tree that gets blown up," Bugs said.

Melissa laughed and Daffy glared at her. "What? That was funny!"

"So you're gonna be making movies all summer?" Sylvester said.

"Not all summer Sly," Bugs said. "We're going to Miami and New York, and Vegas…"

"You're taking your kids to Vegas? What are they gonna do in Vegas? It's not like they can go to the casino's," Sylvia said.

"They're not going to Vegas. We are," Lola said.

"Yeah, we've got to take some time off for ourselves right?" Bugs said.

Melissa looked at Daffy and crossed her arms. "How come we don't go to Vegas?"

"I took you to Rio and Venice!" Daffy reminded her.

"Oh yeah, right."

I know this was one of the shorter chapter's in this story. I've always loved the idea of Bugs being not only an actor but a movie director and script writer. I've thought of him writing some of his own cartoons himself. I thought it would be cool to have him with his own compan like Warner Brother's but not Warner Brother's and he's produce his own movies and TV shows without having to answer to anyone else. if this was a real thing, i'd watch every single thing he ever made.

oh, and i know i went on Baby Looney Tunes and Loonatics Unleashed a bit in the beginning. Personally i loved Baby Looney Tunes. I thought Loonatics Unleashed was an interesting concept and yet...it was pretty dumb. The only super heroes Looney Tunes should have are Super Bugs, Super Daffy, and Batduck and anything not Loonatics. i'm rapping now, next chapter.