Chapter 5: I'm A Barbie Girl

Jacob's POV

I was laughing out loud due to Alice's super pout as I would call it. Esme smiled at me while Alice scowled.

"Well, to make Alice happy, Jacob, truth or dare?" Esme asked me and I was momentarily shocked but I soon regained my composure.

"Dare, momma Cullen!" I shouted and Nessie giggled. Oh how I love her laugh. She's my life. I love her so much.

"I dare you to wear woman's clothing and go to the mall. Proceed to the activity area and you must sing Barbie Girl and get at least five guys' number." Esme dared. Could Esme be this evil? Barbie Girl?! I hate that song! Edward smiled at me and I glared at him.

"Oh come on! Whose clothes will even fit me?" I asked.

"Bella, do you remember the ultra big red dress and heels we bought?" Alice asked.

"Oh yeah! When Emmett lost the dare and he had to……." Bella trailed off.

"I do not want to know what he had to do." Edward muttered.

Alice stood up and in a few seconds, she had a red cocktail dress which looked about small for me, height wise, make-up, heels and a purse.

"Wear this." Alice ordered and I muttered a swear word and she smirked. I went to the bathroom and removed my shirt and sweat pants. I put on the ridiculously horrendous dress. It didn't even reach mid thigh! And it was also extremely form fitting. I walked slowly downstairs so that I won't rip it. They all laughed at me. I must look like a complete idiot.

"Sit." Alice said as she pointed to the chair. I sat down as she did her 'magic' in vampire speed. After that, she tied my hair and made me wear two inch heels. As if I wasn't already tall! She gave me a red purse. Jasper brought out a mirror so I could see myself. I do look like an idiot! Hot pink make-up?! Who even wears that? No way!! I look like a fugly gay! Nessie was stifling laughter. If it makes her happy, I'll do it but it doesn't mean I have to like it.

"Can we get this over with?" I asked. They all smiled. Blondie took a picture of me then, we drove off to the mall. I went to the stage in the activity area. They were preparing for some sort of mini concert. Alice gave me a microphone and I started singing.

When I finished, people were shouting encore and I went down. The four guys came to me to flirt. They gave me their numbers and left. Now, one more…. I saw the great great grandson of the late Mike Newton and Jessica Stanley-Newton. He approached me and grinned goofily. Gross!

"Hey, hot stuff." He whispered in a way he thought was seductive. This is sooooooooooo GROSS!! Stupid dare!

"Hey, handsome. You mind giving me your number?" I asked, sexily. He wrote something on a piece of paper and gave it to me. His number was written on it. I swear that I will rip this to shreds later!

"Call me and we'll fun." He winked at me.

Fun?! The only fun we'll be having is me kicking your butt! I walked away and he patted my butt. I growled inwardly. I hurried to my family and they were laughing their heads off. Who shall I pick now?