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28 Days of Romance

Day Thirteen

Story Thirty-Nine: Intoxication

Summary: Apparently bunnies and H2O mixed together have some very interesting chemical properties.

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He must have been drunk.

Yes, that was the only explanation as to why he'd done something so stupidly-

Idiotic?

-dense and not to mention dangerous.

But, it had been the only way to prevent bubble gum lips to cease smacking together, forming syllables he just didn't want to hear causally stringed together.

She'd been asking too many unnecessary questions- so, he pushed- well, that's extreme-

-He was a gentleman after all-

He gently, ever so gently, feathery light really! Of course it wasn't his fault she weighted no more than a gallon of milk. He'd jabbed her, causing her to fall from the dock into the warm, awaiting waters below.

She had come up, dripping with scathing fury, all humor temporary erased from her sparkling orbs.

"Mamo-baka!" She shouted. "What if I didn't know how to swim?!?" She hissed, her little arms flaring around her lithe body in efforts to keep her afloat.

"But, here you are, swimming," He replied lowering himself onto his knee.

"I said," She grounded out through clenched teeth, "What if?!?"

"Yes, I recall that sentiment being thrown in there, but really there is no need for research or speculation to in that query, Usako." He replied with a smirk.

Tilting her head to the side she raised her eyebrows in question, gesturing grandly with her arm for him to- please- elaborate.

"If you hadn't known how to keep afloat, of course I would have just dived into this monstrous body of water and simply rescued you." He replied, chivalrous sparkles surrounding him almost blinding the young girl.

For a moment Usagi appeared utterly defeated.

He reached down to take her hand, assuming that he'd won his rightful place back into her good graces- the placed where he belonged- stupidly.

Never had he suspected-

-never fathomed-

-that in actuality his little, innocent Usako was actually, very-

Evil.

No sooner had their digits slid against once another did she clutch his hand, yanking with all her tiny, insignificant measured might- comparatively speaking.

But, balance and gravity sided with the former Princess.

Mamoru found himself coughing up lovely lake water next to his eternal Princess.

"Oh," Mamoru pushed his wet bangs out from his eyes. "You think this is funny?"

"Maybe," Usagi teased.

"Oh," His orbs lit up, "I'll show you funny."

He moved- catching her by the waist before coming to complete and utter-

Halt!!!!

Every muscle, fiber, organ- well, except for one, but that's besides the point- completely froze.

Damn you H2O, damn you to the deepest regions in that eternal lake of fire.

He wanted to know what he'd ever done to make H2O want to – need to – seek revenge against him?

Ok! So, once he'd pee'ed in this very lake.

But, he'd been five.

It shouldn't hold a grudge.

Hmm, ew, he was getting off topic.

Oh, right. Damn you for making his precious Usako's school uniform top completely and utterly transparent.

Not to mention she was currently pressed against him-

-Wait, was that a green bra?

Green, just happened to be his favori-

Ah, focus.

He needed to get away-

-far away before!

Usagi moved against him, wrapping her arms around his neck. "Mamo-chan," She spoke, innocents coloring her features. "Your cheeks are really red; you're not catching a cold are you?"

Yanking him down she pressed their foreheads together, "You feel a little warm, we should get you out of the water and out of those wet clothes-"

Usagi continued speaking but he was completely unaware of the colorful syllables her plump lips were stringing together.

Mamoru was distracted.

Yes, very distracted and not to mention intoxicated.

No matter that he had never had a drop of beer in his entire seventeen years on this green- ah green, distracted – earth – focus – he knew, without doubt that he was drunk on her.

Vintage, sixteen years aged fine liqueur that was simply velvet on his tongue.

"Mamo-chan?! Are you even listening?!" Usagi huffed, incredulously.

"No," He answered honestly and before Usagi's cheeks could balloon out in anger he wrapped her leg around his waist, nudging himself up her skirt.

Eyes widening and her small, delicious mouth formed a distinct O; appearing absolutely delectable.

"What are-"

-A sugary voice interrupted, before the wolf could take a bite out of his captured white bunny-

"-you guys doing?" Chibiusa questioned, appearing quite like her future mother, all sugar and naivety.

Mamoru had to remind King Endymion to hide her one day-

-because, boys much like himself, were distracting.

Mamoru smiled, "Clumsy Usako fell into the lake and took me down with her." He explained, ignoring the glare that was burning at the side of his face. "Hey! Chibiusa do you remember where I set my school bag down?" She nodded, her cotton candy hair bouncing with the motion. "I have some money stashed in the inside pocket, go buy as much ice cream as you want."

Fiery orbs lit up, "Really?!"

And, before he could gesture in confirmation her afterimage was nothing more than a shadow of cloudy dust.

"So easy," Mamoru commented, turning back to his treasure.

Usagi was frowning, "Why does she get ice cream?"

"Usako, I'm about to give you something much more," Mamoru pressed her waist down onto his pelvis, "Sweeter."

"Mamo-chan," Usagi's tongue lashed out in warning.

A serious warning, much like a small bunny standing up to a wolf-

-he smiled.

Because, really, who was she kidding.

"We can't-"

"Can't we?"

Mocking tones lit up in vibrations at the base of his throat.

"Someone will see us, what if Chibiusa comes back?"

They both knew that the argument was weak-

-she was weak up against him, trembling even.

A zipper was being lowered.

"Hey," She grabbed the sides of his face. "You never did answer my question-"

-he sighed.

"Who do you like better, Chibiusa or me?"

She huffed, eyes dilating.

He was unmercifully deep.

Clenching her teeth together she hissed, "Answer me with you mouth not your-"

Mamoru kissed her-

-before pushing her under the dock- purposely enchanting- determined to have her flushed, dripping and quivering- drunk off of his wine.

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An: With this forgive your dear author for not updating all week, our end of the month was a mess and I ended up working subsequent twelve hour shifts all week. The first day was fine, second was alright, third was nail gripping and by Friday I was crying in my cubical from sheer exhaustion. And, then I slept all Saturday.

CharmedSerenity3 and Mangamania thank you for being the only two to review chapter 38, for the rest of you, shame on your houses for making your poor, exhausted author sad from lack of reviews!

StarryNight101, thank you for your review on chapter 2!

Roxy630, that sucks that you have to wait till April, if I were you I would be driven crazy by the wait. But, maybe you're a patient person? Keep me posted, I'm glad you did well though! Good luck.

As for the rest of you, I still love you but you know, review!

News: Ok… so, I've been thinking about doing this since January and actually why I kind of started the 28 days of Romance was to get some stuff out there and give you plenty of presents before I- sheesh, I'm rambling.

Anyways, I have a lot of neglected fics, which I haven't worked on in a while.

And, um, I'm addicted to TONI.

And um, I need to quit you cold turkey if I have any hope of finishing the rest of my works.

So, I have to place TONI on hold after the 28 days of Romance are over with until I finish some of my other works.

I'm sorry.

But, hey you at least have fifteen more installments until I disappear to work on Tokyo Bambi, Chizuru, Down the Rabbit Hole, Playing Cupid, One Wish, Little Busters and Masked Idol.

Holy shit, I have a lot of stuff to work on.

And then, giggles evilly, I can start on a whole slew of more Sailor Moon fiction, muhahahha!

Kill me now dear readers.

Ills