Chapter 8: The BEST Date Ever

Jasper's POV

All I could feel was the anger that was radiating from Carlisle. He must be really mad. Everyone was frightened except Esme who was totally calm. I sent everyone calming waves. They all calmed down except Carlisle who was still angry.

"Dare!" I replied with a smile that I meant to calm him down.

"I want you to go to the mall and ask a girl that we choose out on a date and you must kiss her for a minute at the end of the date." He replied and Alice frowned. I sent her waves of reassurance.

"That's not too difficult. Let's go then." I replied, confidently.

I quickly went upstairs and put on a black button down shirt and I left the top two buttons open to reveal my chest. I wore dark jeans and black chucks. I went down and I felt love and lust radiating from Alice. I winked at her and she lunged to attack my face with kisses and I kissed her back.

"Get a room!" Nessie shouted and we broke away and smiled.

"Let's go!" Rose said, impatiently.

We proceeded to the RV and drove off to the mall. We were in McDonalds as we discussed my dare.

"Okay. Let's just wait for the 'right' girl." Carlisle said. As he said that, a girl that had bushy black hair, fat and with real bad acne passed by. I instantly knew that Carlisle would choose her.

"That one." Carlisle said as he pointed to the girl and I sighed. I gave Alice one last kiss and approached the girl.

"Hello." I said and she turned to look at me. Her heartbeat immediately picked up.

"Hi." She said shyly.

"My name's Jasper Hale, ma'am, what do I call you, gorgeous?" I said in my Southern accent. That felt like garbage when I said that. She's the furthest thing from gorgeous. She blushed.

"I'm Alexis Rhodes." She replied.

"Hey, I'm kinda lonely and I'm new to this darn ol' place. Do you want to eat dinner with me?" I asked with a grin and I felt tons of lust from her and anger from Alice. She merely nodded. I took her to a French restaurant and she ordered escargot and we talked.

"I'm actually surprised that you would ask me out. I know that I'm hot and all and you're not exactly the most gorgeous one out there. I thought that you would ask someone of your….. level." She said, cockily. What the hell?! Hot and her doesn't actually go together! And people say I'm good looking!

"Yeah…. Well, you seem the kindest and 'purtiest' person that I could see." I lied and winked.

"Thank you very much." I she said and the food arrived and she ate it. She was very quick. After she finished, I paid the bill and she smiled at me and I took her to the mall's exit. I smiled at her.

"I had a really great time." I said. I sound so cliché. I smiled at her.

"Yeah, me too." She replied.

I leaned in to kiss her and she was really into it. She put her hands in my hair. Her breath tasted like cigarettes and escargot….. Does she do drugs? I can taste heroin. After a minute, I broke away and said goodbye. She left and I used my breath spray and met up with my family. They were laughing madly.

"You should have seen the look on your face, Jazzy!" Alice teased.

"It was worse than your look of pain!" Bella added and another round of laughter came.

"That was horrible!" I exclaimed and gave Alice a quick peck on the lips. She smiled and we left the mall. We arrived at the house in exactly ten minutes and we gathered in the circle again. There was only one person left to ask. Nessie.

"Renesmee, truth or dare?" I asked.