Chapter 9:

Renesmee's POV

"Dare, Uncle Jasper." I said politely then smiled. They smiled back warmly at me. They all had a soft spot on me which I was truly grateful for. Uncle Jasper smiled at me, evilly.

"Nessie, I dare you to make out with all male vampires and shape-shifters in Forks and La Push with the exception of Jacob." He said and when I thought it was over he added something, "Wearing only a two piece bikini."

Jake and my dad put on a mask of horror. I'm sure that my face replicated theirs. Jake and my dad were now shaking. My mom was calming dad down and I could tell that Uncle Jasper was using his powers to keep them both calm. My dad eventually did but he still glared at Uncle Jasper. Jacob was still shaking I was trying to reassure him by showing him of our better memories together and he calmed down a bit and he also gave Uncle Jasper a death glare. I sighed and suddenly someone was pulling me upstairs and it was none other but Aunt Alice. She was enthusiastic as always. She pulled me to her room and made me sit down on the bed. She was rummaging through her closet when she brought out an Ed Hardy bikini. It was yellow and……(not good at describing. Please refer to the link: ./Products/Thumbnail/Ed%20Hardy%) It looked skimpy to me. Like my mother, I was very shy about my looks. Aunt Alice smiled.

"I've been waiting for the day that I'd actually make you use this! Edward always disagreed but now, he has no choice." She exclaimed and laughed evilly and I groaned.

"That's so skimpy!" I argued.

"Is not! It's a normal bikini!" she replied.

"Well, it is to me. It'll look bad on me!" I countered. She rolled her eyes and sighed.

"Seriously, you and your mother have confidence issues! You need some sort of personality development lessons!" she said, almost exasperated.

"Just let me get this over with!"

She squealed and gave me the bikini. I hurried to the bathroom and I removed all my clothes and put the bikini on. Well, I have to admit it does look good on me but it would definitely look better on mom or Aunt Rose or Aunt Alice. I put on a bathrobe and went outside of the bathroom. Aunt Alice frowned.

"Take the bathrobe off." She ordered and her tone was something that you don't mess with. I immediately took the bathrobe off and she beamed. "It looks good on you. Now, wear this flip flops." She said and I wore it. She then dragged me downstairs and all eyes averted to me. Everyone was amused and Jake looked like he was going to drool.

"You look great, Renesmee." My mom complimented.

"Thanks, mom." I replied shyly. "Who do I start with?"

"I guess you can start with Jasper since he dared it." Grandpa Carlisle said and I nodded.

Uncle Jasper patted his lap to indicate that I sit there. I did. Now, how do I do this? This is so awkward. He's like a century old and I'm ten years old with a body of an eighteen year old. How awkward can things get?

"Remember, make out not peck. It must last a minute." Aunt Alice reminded and we nodded. How can she even allow this? This is just so not right. I leaned and kissed Uncle Jasper and he kissed me back. He deepened the kiss and I started counting in my head. I put my hand in his hair and he cupped my face and pulled me closer. When it reached one minute, we broke apart and all the girls, Uncle Emmett and Grandpa Carlisle applauded and wolf whistled. My dad and Jake were still glaring.

"That's unfair! Why don't I get a kiss?" Jake whined and they laughed.

"Well, what would be the fun there if I let you kiss her?" Uncle Jasper replied. Jake whimpred.

"My turn!" Uncle Emmett squealed which earned him a smack from Aunt Rose. I then sat on his lap and he leaned in to kiss me. He was more aggressive than Uncle Japer. When we were in the thirty minute mark, he pinned me to the floor and I could hear growls now. When the minute ended, we stood up and Uncle Emmett wolf whistled. Dad and Jake growled.

"Bella! How can you let them defile our daughter like that? Can you see that this is affecting her dignity?" my father hissed.

"Oh come on, Eddie! Stop being so melodramatic!" my mother replied and everyone except Jake and Dad laughed.

"My name isn't Eddie!" he exclaimed.

I shook my head and sat on Grandpa Carlisle's lap. This is even weirder. He's my grandfather! He smiled at me encouragingly and I leaned in to kiss him. He was gentle. We just made out for a minute and we broke free. He smiled at me and now it was my father's turn. I have to kiss my own biological father! This is so not right. I sighed. I sat on my daddy's lap and he sighed. Jake was shaking again.

"Jake, get some air." I told him and he nodded and when outside. I looked at my dad and kissed him. He kissed me back and deepened the kiss. Wow! Dad's a great kisser! He chuckled. We just kept on kissing until we heard someone clear their throat. We broke free and smiled shyly.

"That was longer than necessary." Aunt Rose commented.

"Mom, I can see why you're so addicted to it. Dad's a great kisser." I said and they all laughed. "So, how am I going to kiss the wolves?"

"Well, we called them and told them to go to the treaty line and they agreed. So, to make use of your bikini, we're going to walk." Uncle Jasper said happily. WHAT THE HELL IS HE THINKING? THE PEOPLE WILL SEE ME! He sent me waves of calmness and I smiled. We all stood up and went outside. Jake was pacing back and forth.

"Are we going now?" Jake asked and I nodded. We started our walk to La Push. People were taking pictures of me and they were wolf whistling. I could see that my dad and Jake were trying their best not to snap at them. I sighed again.

"Hey, hot stuff!" A boy complimented. "My name's Alvin!"

"Shut the hell up, ass! She's taken!" Jake snapped and the boy hurried due to fear. I shook my head and walked again at human pace since we couldn't expose the family secret. When we got to the treaty line, all the wolves were complete. This is absolute crap! I sighed as the wolves(in their human form) that haven't imprinted looked at me with lust-filled eyes.

"I swear…… If any of you do something that goes across my line, I will personally kill you." Jake threatened. They all gulped and nodded. I started my dare, kissing them a minute each. No one crossed Jacob's line. Everyone knew that he was damn serious. We thanked them and hurried home. Once we arrived, Uncle Jasper had a scared expression on his face.

"Jasper, I believe that we owe you a beating." Jake said, menacingly.

"I'm giving you a five second head start." My dad said.

"Oh come one let's be reasonable!" Uncle Jasper rambled.

"Three…" My dad said and Uncle Jasper took off.

"HELP ME ALICE!!! MOMMY, THEY'RE GOING TO KILL ME!!!!" Uncle Jasper said as he made a run for it. My dad and Jake soon followed. We all laughed.

"Let's play couple truth or dare when they get back." Aunt Alice suggested.

"SURE!" All of us kids agreed.

"Alice, there's no use trying to stall your punishment but I can wait." Grandpa Carlisle said and he smiled at Aunt Alice evilly.

A/N: That chapter wasn't so good for me. I have a question, should I make the pairing for couple truth or dare regular pairings or not? Please review.

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