Chapter 11: Shopping Galore
BPOV
Oh god! Seeing Alice and Jasper nude is disturbing. It was funny to see Alice lament over her clothes though. Alice soon came in and sat beside Jasper and smiled at me. I gulped. We were next.
"Bella and Edward, truth or dare?" Alice asked.
"Dare." Edward and I said at the same time and she smiled.
"I dare you and Edward to shop for me and Jasper right now. Bella you have to shop for me and Edward must shop for Jasper in the mall." She said and my mouth fell. Shopping?! I hate it!
"Alice, the mall is already closed." I complained and she stuck out her tongue.
"I know. That's why you have to shop lift." Alice said.
Great, just great. Alice has always been the master of stealing so what else can I say. I sighed. Edward was completely calm while I shook my head. I can't risk being caught on a security camera.
"I'm just going to get dressed." I said as I ran to our cottage and changed my attire. I wore black faded jeans and a plain white shirt which I topped with my hoodie and I wore black latex gloves since I do not want to get caught at all. I tied my hair in a ponytail and I wore a grey baseball cap and all black chucks. I ran downstairs and they laughed at me.
"What the hell are you wearing, Isabella? Have I taught you nothing?" Alice exclaimed and I stuck a tongue at her and she scowled.
"What would Charlie feel if I had a finger print on the broken glass? Do you think he would be proud that his daughter shop lifted just because of a game of truth or dare?" I shouted and she grumbled. Edward looked perfectly calm in just a shirt and pants and his jacket.
"Let's go, love." He said and we started running for the mall. When we arrived there, I raised the hood of my jacket and he chuckled. "What you're wearing is so cliché for a shop lifter, you know?" he teased and I scowled. He punched the glass of the mall's entrance and we managed to go in and we started our dare. I ran to the first shop I saw that Alice would like and broke the door and got in. I grabbed all things I thought would fit Alice and placed them in the paper bag there. This is so dangerous! Damn it! I kept repeating the process and when I thought I had enough I muttered Edward's name lowly and he was quickly beside me with as many bags as I had. He nodded and we ran outside the mall and I heard the police siren. Oh crap! We both ran as fast as we could back to the house and we hurried inside and they were there laughing their asses of. We shot them a glance that said what's up and Alice pointed to the TV.
"Good morning, ladies and gentlemen and welcome to the morning news! Our headline for today. Local mall was broke in this morning and the police have seen a finger print and a lock of bronze hair in Abercrombie and Fitch. The police will run some tests to see whose finger print it is and whose lock of hair it belongs to. Here is chief Swan with local reporter Joshua Moore. Joshua?" the newscaster said.
"Yes, Jeff? Here we are with Chief Swan. Sir, do you have any suspects on who did this? About how many are they?" Joshua asked my dad.
"The police still need to confirm it but I have my suspicions. I guess one. We're going to check the security camera of the mall-" it was cut off when Edward threw the TV set across the room and we feigned horror but eventually laughed again.
"I told you so!" I said and stuck my tongue out and he scowled.
"Very mature, Bella. Here are you clothes, Jasper." Edward said and handed the clothes he got to Jasper and I did the same to Alice and she squealed and the two of them got dressed. They soon came down, fully dressed and beamed at us.
"Rose and Emmett, truth or dare?"