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Story 53: Spiky Interlude
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"You must never, under any circumstances sleep with Chiba Mamoru, do you understand?"
Usagi, pale with fright, eyes boggled and face twisted with utter perplexity, shivered, hugging the brick while she stared into orbs that mirrored her own. "I-I d-d-don't know any Mamorus." She spluttered, "More importantly h-how did you get my face? Plastic surgery to steal my features isn't cute."
"I told you," Serenity crossed her arms over her ample chest. "I'm your future self, I've come to past to prevent a horrible mistake. Now in review, Chiba Mamoru, you must never fuc-"
"-I haven't even have my first kiss yet, of course I won't do something that intense. Besides I don't know anyone named Mamoru," Usagi managed to retrieve some semblance of courage as she yelled at the more refined woman standing before her.
"But you will, and your first kiss, he steals that while your drunk," Serenity smirked upon hearing Usagi's startled gasp. "Soon, you'll meet him. Don't fall into his trap; catastrophe will fall on your house if you do." Unconsciously Usagi shivered in fright. "Besides he does something really terrible," She whispered, leaning closer to the fourteen year old.
"What," Usagi questioned, biting her lower lip.
"I don't know if I-"
"-Tell me," Usagi insisted.
"Well," Serenity paused. "He snores," She finished ominously.
Usagi blinked, "Well." She scratched the back of her head. "Gee, that sounds, awful," She replied in faux disgust.
Serenity shook her head, "Hopefully you'll be spared." Pushing the small girl out of the alleyway she smiled, "Now go off into the wide world my young girl."
"Ok," Usagi replied, eyes wild as she continued down the street.
What an unusual day.
First she'd had to deal with receiving the lowest test score in her class, further lowering her rank and now she'd become delusional. Usagi raised her hand onto her forehead. 'Maybe its shock', her mental voice chimed.
Shaking her head Usagi reached inside of her skirt pocket and pulled out her test paper, growling. "I can't show you to mama," She hissed, crumbling the paper, throwing it over her shoulder.
"Ouch," A velvet voice called out from behind her, faintly she was aware that the older boy was commenting on her test score but her orbs were distracted, pinned to the nametag that was stuck to his school jacket.
It read, Chiba Mamoru.
Usagi blinked, paling.
"Are you listening Odango?" Mamoru called out, closing the gap between them.
"No," Usagi gasped out. "It can't be," She screeched out, slapping the older boy with her school bag before running down the street. Upon impact Mamoru fell back, shocked, landing on his bottom.
"Oi!" Mamoru growled, holding his stinging red cheek.
Watching the scene unfolding from her hidden position in the dark alley Serenity couldn't help but snicker.
"You," Startled she jumped upon feeling a familiar arm snake its way around her torso. "Shouldn't mess with the past, Pluto will be upset," His velvet voice whispered lovingly into her ear.
"Hmpt, I'm sure you'll find a way to ease her fury," Serenity replied in a clipped tone. "While I'm at it, maybe I should tell Usagi that Demando is her true love."
Ignoring her threat Endymion laid his cheek against her hair, "Her confession is meaningless Usako." A smirk spread across his lips, "But, I must admit, seeing your jealousy is always quite adorable."
In vain the young Queen tried to wiggle out of her husband's tight hold but he easily pinned her up against the brick wall, pushing his knee up to divide her legs.
"Too adorable," Catching her chin he forcibly craned her neck back, feasting at the exposed flesh while he hitched up her dress. "I just can't help myself," Dipping down he whispered the words that always served to end their feuds, erasing all semblance of malice. "I love you."
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An: One more to go before I pack my bags.